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The Kirk Unit
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Chicago gay. Haver of dogs, D, and disabilities (brain injury, busted spine, can still turn you out)
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It’s time for my annual post about the underseen, only-on-DVD, Thanksgiving Horror…

DEAN KOONTZ’S INTENSITY

BD’s Meagan Navarro explains why it’s a must-watch!

…and it’s currently only $13.60!

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@hauntedmeg.bsky.social
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Made-for-TV Movie ‘Intensity’ is an Underseen Thanksgiving Horror Gem
The pool of Thanksgiving horror movies is relatively shallow, with only a handful of requisite titles -like Blood Rage or ThanksKilling– popping up every year. But there’s one glaring omission from th...
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November 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Not sure why this is local to *me*, but it’s def funny!
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Yeah, I’ll watch pretty much anything starring Frank Grillo.
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Chanting reminders to myself while hosting a houseguest:

“Don’t forget to wear pants,
Don’t forget to wear pants,
Don’t forget to wear pants,
Don’t forget to wear pants,
Don’t forget to wear pants,
Don’t forget to wear pants,
Don’t forget to wear pants,
Don’t forget to wear pants,
Don’t forget to…”
November 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Age yourself with gaming
November 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
You ever do a deep clean of your fridge & think “Wow, I’m disgusting”?

Just me?
November 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Stop fucking calling medical specialists “dude” and “man” PERSONAL CHALLENGE
October 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Does anyone else still randomly sing Potatoes & Molasses?

Just me?
October 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Headline: David Harbour cheated on distraught wife in 3-year affair

Gays: Feel bad for her but who with, just making sure of something
October 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Also most millennial men didn't have a "Nazi phase" (JFC), we had a "one of the cast members in 'Batman Forever' is doing something for me" phase.
October 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
BRAIN DAMAGE
1988
Dir. Frank Henenlotter

#HomoeroticHorror
October 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Chicago Gays, we’re looking at a warmer & wetter winter.

How will this affect Cuffing Season?
October 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
There’s a LOT of dicks in my camera roll.

Like… a LOT a lot.
October 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Can’t sleep, goth clowns will eat me…

#Frightclub
I read this way too many times.
October 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Sometimes social media shows me political shit posts that stress me out but other times I get to see my hot internet friends (and a few IRL friends) naked, so it balances out.
October 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Check me out, being social!

Outside!

With people!

At My Buddy’s bar on Clark
October 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Chicago folks, be careful using personal drones from now through Oct 12.

They’ve just been restricted, I’m guessing so citizens can’t track ICE activity?
Well this is (not) reassuring: a TFR (temporary flight restriction) just went up over the city from now through October 12th for "Special Security Reasons."

Not that this makes it any better, but this TFR is specifically for drones (UAS) provided you don't have prior approval or authorization.
October 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Chicago Gays, I just ran the numbers & incl myself

there’s only 11 guys who can host.

Y’all really should work it out with your roommates.
September 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
My rapture outfit
September 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
September 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Today is HIV and Aids and Aging Awareness Day. Modern medicine means people living with HIV and AIDS can live long, fulfilling lives with proper access to treatment. Meanwhile, Trump and RFK Jr. continue to recklessly dismantle CDC programs and life-saving research and care.
September 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM