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Andy, who is ready for a long winter's nap
@andydoubleyoo.bsky.social
Gender fluid, currently using he/him pronouns. I like video games and tabletop games and cartoons and I see a lot of movies. I believe Black lives matter and that there's no LGB without the T. DC area. Not here to argue with strangers, I'll just block.
Jennifer Horton is making #DaysOfOurLives unwatchable. Fast forward!
November 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
My client hired us, a team of subject matter experts and she still wants to use ChatGPT for ideas she brings to us. Why would you ask the Lying Plagiarism Machine when you're paying actual human experts?
November 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Dressing like peak millennial manager today in the office.
✅polo shirt
✅hoodie (although it's a sweater)
✅Chucks
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:

saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3

and a worker tier whose emails are like:

Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I've said this exact thing before. If money were no object I would only wear brand new socks and sweatpants.
If I had infinite money, a thing I would do is buy sweatpants, wash and wear them once and then donate them to charity. New sweatpants are amazing.
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I hate hate hate hate having the hiccups. I think it's the loss of bodily autonomy. But, reader, I find it absolutely infuriating.
November 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Scruff’s “you have a lot of moments waiting” notification is the surest way to get me to revoke notification privileges and eventually stop using it simply out of neglect.
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Platforming Megyn Kelly is embarrassing
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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she tried to warn us we didn't listen
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Thank you @quilliamfyre.bsky.social for doing what I could not
November 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Pro-tip for cash-strapped pet owners: many vets now use Cherry to finance vet bills and their pay-in-4 option is interest-free if it's under $500. If you have pet insurance, you can finance your visit and just pay it early when you get your reimbursement.
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I object to "vanilla" being used synonymously with "plain" or "boring." Vanilla is a legitimate flavor and it's bold and delicious.
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Technology in 2025 are the emperor's new clothes. We can all see how poorly this shit works but the tech bros say it's amazing and their sycophants say it's amazing, but I'm over here watching a robot fall down.
when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Remember when the Democratic Party party turned on David Hogg for suggesting we should primary the types of senators who would do shit like fold in half at the worst possible time, resulting in millions of Americans getting fucked over a barrel?
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
#DaysOfOurLives if I were Chad, Jennifer would never see my kids again.
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Ok, so let's just pretend I'm a Blastoise. I don't have Instagram.
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Go find a soap writer. They are experts I bringing back dead characters.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I wanna do the Blastoise thing but I am an old man Luddite and don't know how
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Repost with an iconic fictional band.
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I needed some good news

thehill.com/regulation/c...
thehill.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
We had a lovely time out for our anniversary at the drag king show
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I am ready! Thank you for putting this together, bestie! Everyone else, book more Kings! @johnmcfly92.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Evergreen.
November 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Today is my 8th wedding anniversary.
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Dairy queening out
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM