Just Phil
@philaiv.bsky.social
Finance Bro but for Social Justice Orgs
Practicing homosexual
Baltimore / NYC📍
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ he/him
Practicing homosexual
Baltimore / NYC📍
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ he/him
Stuck in DC because I didn't think to check what time the parking garage opens on Sundays. Getting breakfast while I wait for 11 AM.
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Stuck in DC because I didn't think to check what time the parking garage opens on Sundays. Getting breakfast while I wait for 11 AM.
If you aren't having sex while the hotel preview channel plays on repeat in the background, what are you doing?
November 16, 2025 at 5:18 AM
If you aren't having sex while the hotel preview channel plays on repeat in the background, what are you doing?
OnlyPaws but it's cat paws, not a pup's feet
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
OnlyPaws but it's cat paws, not a pup's feet
Bring back the California Raisins or an A-Teens version. They should be releasing music and we should be hearing the remixes while out at the clubs.
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Bring back the California Raisins or an A-Teens version. They should be releasing music and we should be hearing the remixes while out at the clubs.
Football hasn't been the same since they made their pants opaque so we can't see their butts and jockstraps.
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Football hasn't been the same since they made their pants opaque so we can't see their butts and jockstraps.
My villain story is me reaching out to someone numerous times to get a document signed for them to finally open the DocuSign but not sign it. *screams into the void*
November 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
My villain story is me reaching out to someone numerous times to get a document signed for them to finally open the DocuSign but not sign it. *screams into the void*
It's wild that TikTok no doubt knows more about its users than the users know about themselves. For example, I guarantee Tiktok's user data could be used to diagnose the 'tism in people with mild cases. Tiktok algorithm: here's a video about trains!
November 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
It's wild that TikTok no doubt knows more about its users than the users know about themselves. For example, I guarantee Tiktok's user data could be used to diagnose the 'tism in people with mild cases. Tiktok algorithm: here's a video about trains!
We should force the losers who proclaimed they would move out of NYC if Mamdani won to actually do it. Shame them into leaving.
November 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
We should force the losers who proclaimed they would move out of NYC if Mamdani won to actually do it. Shame them into leaving.
I wouldn't mind touching more *checks notes* "lives"
November 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I wouldn't mind touching more *checks notes* "lives"
Reposted by Just Phil
Is tomorrow the correct day to put up my Christmas tree?
November 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Is tomorrow the correct day to put up my Christmas tree?
Handing out candy with @jfcap.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Handing out candy with @jfcap.bsky.social
I've been looking at beard transplant surgery before and after pictures and it seems that a lot of them have chosen to make their beard way too perfect which results in a weird looking beard. Makes them look like a villain in a children's show or lifetime movie (weird overlap but seems to exist).
October 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I've been looking at beard transplant surgery before and after pictures and it seems that a lot of them have chosen to make their beard way too perfect which results in a weird looking beard. Makes them look like a villain in a children's show or lifetime movie (weird overlap but seems to exist).
Robot vaccum speeds up when I get near it which is definitely a sign that it doesn't like me and would take me out if it could.
October 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Robot vaccum speeds up when I get near it which is definitely a sign that it doesn't like me and would take me out if it could.
Why we gotta blame the sugar daddies? The problem could be with the sugar babies.
October 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Why we gotta blame the sugar daddies? The problem could be with the sugar babies.
19.2 oz Double Dank 9% IPA 🍺
October 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
19.2 oz Double Dank 9% IPA 🍺
Saks Fifth Avenue sells the most gaudy overpriced stuff. No wonder the company is sinking.
October 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Saks Fifth Avenue sells the most gaudy overpriced stuff. No wonder the company is sinking.
Venmo wants to be your bank, but they seem to rely entirely on AWS and have been down for hours.
October 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Venmo wants to be your bank, but they seem to rely entirely on AWS and have been down for hours.
@halftimbered.au Happy Birthday! 🥳🎉🎊🎂
October 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
@halftimbered.au Happy Birthday! 🥳🎉🎊🎂
Sunday Funday w/ beer
w/ @jfcap.bsky.social
w/ @jfcap.bsky.social
October 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Sunday Funday w/ beer
w/ @jfcap.bsky.social
w/ @jfcap.bsky.social
Coors is a major supporter of the Heritage foundation (Project 2025), anti-union, and is incredibly anti-gay. Here is a link to the brands to avoid (includes Vizzy): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
List of Molson Coors brands - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
October 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Coors is a major supporter of the Heritage foundation (Project 2025), anti-union, and is incredibly anti-gay. Here is a link to the brands to avoid (includes Vizzy): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
Short kings live longer which is just more proof that they're better. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
October 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Short kings live longer which is just more proof that they're better. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
The sequel to the Bee Movie should be Plan Bee.
(I'm sure I'm not the first to come up with this joke but it's funny nonetheless)
(I'm sure I'm not the first to come up with this joke but it's funny nonetheless)
October 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The sequel to the Bee Movie should be Plan Bee.
(I'm sure I'm not the first to come up with this joke but it's funny nonetheless)
(I'm sure I'm not the first to come up with this joke but it's funny nonetheless)
An $800+ artificial tree should definitely be put up November 1st. Get your money's worth.
October 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
An $800+ artificial tree should definitely be put up November 1st. Get your money's worth.
It's Meal prep Monday because I didn't want to do it yesterday 🍗🍚🫘
October 13, 2025 at 12:05 PM
It's Meal prep Monday because I didn't want to do it yesterday 🍗🍚🫘
Currently waddling around the grocery store due to squats yesterday. I thought I had a lazy gym day but clearly I pushed myself harder than I thought because my body is sore.
October 12, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Currently waddling around the grocery store due to squats yesterday. I thought I had a lazy gym day but clearly I pushed myself harder than I thought because my body is sore.