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Just Phil 🦃🍂🍁
@philaiv.bsky.social
Finance Bro but for Social Justice Orgs
Practicing homosexual
Baltimore / NYC📍
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ he/him
Spent the last 6 days in a cabin with 12 gays that work in tech (14 gays in total). They brought their own wifi mesh network, a streaming device for each television, multiples of every gaming device made in the last 5 years, a fancy coffee machine, & far more edibles than could be safely consumed.
November 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Hopping from lounge to lounge at the Atlanta Airport because nine times out of ten I fly out of airports before the lounges have opened.
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Tickle play turns into water sports if you're not careful. Tickle too hard it's inevitable for some people.
November 20, 2025 at 5:34 AM
✈️ Atlanta for a cabin trip in the Blue Ridge Mountains w/ @jfcap.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I would party with them
November 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Stuck in DC because I didn't think to check what time the parking garage opens on Sundays. Getting breakfast while I wait for 11 AM.
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
If you aren't having sex while the hotel preview channel plays on repeat in the background, what are you doing?
November 16, 2025 at 5:18 AM
OnlyPaws but it's cat paws, not a pup's feet
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Bring back the California Raisins or an A-Teens version. They should be releasing music and we should be hearing the remixes while out at the clubs.
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Football hasn't been the same since they made their pants opaque so we can't see their butts and jockstraps.
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
My villain story is me reaching out to someone numerous times to get a document signed for them to finally open the DocuSign but not sign it. *screams into the void*
November 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
It's wild that TikTok no doubt knows more about its users than the users know about themselves. For example, I guarantee Tiktok's user data could be used to diagnose the 'tism in people with mild cases. Tiktok algorithm: here's a video about trains!
November 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
We should force the losers who proclaimed they would move out of NYC if Mamdani won to actually do it. Shame them into leaving.
November 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I wouldn't mind touching more *checks notes* "lives"
November 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Reposted by Just Phil 🦃🍂🍁
Is tomorrow the correct day to put up my Christmas tree?
November 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Handing out candy with @jfcap.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I've been looking at beard transplant surgery before and after pictures and it seems that a lot of them have chosen to make their beard way too perfect which results in a weird looking beard. Makes them look like a villain in a children's show or lifetime movie (weird overlap but seems to exist).
October 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Robot vaccum speeds up when I get near it which is definitely a sign that it doesn't like me and would take me out if it could.
October 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Why we gotta blame the sugar daddies? The problem could be with the sugar babies.
October 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
19.2 oz Double Dank 9% IPA 🍺
October 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Saks Fifth Avenue sells the most gaudy overpriced stuff. No wonder the company is sinking.
October 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Venmo wants to be your bank, but they seem to rely entirely on AWS and have been down for hours.
October 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
@halftimbered.au Happy Birthday! 🥳🎉🎊🎂
October 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Sunday Funday w/ beer
w/ @jfcap.bsky.social
October 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Coors is a major supporter of the Heritage foundation (Project 2025), anti-union, and is incredibly anti-gay. Here is a link to the brands to avoid (includes Vizzy): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
List of Molson Coors brands - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
October 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM