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The Kirk Unit
@kirkcruz.bsky.social
Chicago gay. Haver of dogs, D, and disabilities (brain injury, busted spine, can still turn you out)
Oh daaaaaaaamn 😍😍😍
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Truly valuable life lesson!
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Oh. Fuck.
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
was it really tho???

(Please don’t consult me on such matters, as I am the worst (or best?) enabler when it comes to TVs)
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
But wait, did you see that one about Catherine Trammel from Basic Instinct, on Analyzing Evil, it’s SO good
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
OMG what’s next, “Talk On The Phone”???
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
MacAllan Guy with the stark reality of this game:

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Anything past 100 years you would die immediately from drinking doo doo water.
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I guess? Maybe it’s an AI thing where it watched their face to make sure they’re not doing goner face stuff?
November 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
<fans himself dramatically>

Why I do declare, I can’t imagine whatever you mean!

<retires to fainting couch>
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My dogs are thrilled by this news!!!
November 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I love how it wasn’t until he started tagging journalists that her agency was all “Oh golly!!!”
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Thanks man! I honestly never heard of this show, time to binge 😍
November 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I love this, love that you instantly know what the scene is while you also put your own interpretation on it 😍
November 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I haven’t seen this since I think on The Z Channel in the early 80s. Your description makes me think it’s well past time for a revisit ❤️‍🔥
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I was the guy with the “huge” 32” TV and whenever I needed help moving, I had to assign one person whose sole Friend Duty was to help me move that heavy damn television
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
💥HIGH FIVES💥
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
💥high fives💥

I find more often than not I have to twice explain what a bottle ticket fight is, because I guess most of my friends had normal upbringings? And they all have that bewildered look on their faces as I describe?

I dunno
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I can hear this gif!!!
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
There’s six of us Cruz kids.

One of my brothers blew open his thumb with a firecracker during a bottle rocket fight in Mexico (shooting rockets at each other via handheld soda bottles)

It’s a genuine, celestial-level mystery how *that* is the worst that happened to any of us.
November 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM