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This is why they want us talking about day care scams.
December 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
This is why they want us talking about day care scams.
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If the US invested in child care and had national policies like paid leave comparable to other industrialized countries, we would generate $775 billion of economic activity a year. The question should not be, “how can we afford to do this?” The question is, “how can we afford not to?” Let’s do this.
December 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
If the US invested in child care and had national policies like paid leave comparable to other industrialized countries, we would generate $775 billion of economic activity a year. The question should not be, “how can we afford to do this?” The question is, “how can we afford not to?” Let’s do this.
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
My youngest almost just choked because she was scream-crying with a mouth full of meatballs about wanting more meatballs (which she has on her plate- also full of meatballs).
Threenager years pt. 2 here we go 🫠
Threenager years pt. 2 here we go 🫠
December 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
My youngest almost just choked because she was scream-crying with a mouth full of meatballs about wanting more meatballs (which she has on her plate- also full of meatballs).
Threenager years pt. 2 here we go 🫠
Threenager years pt. 2 here we go 🫠
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Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
[My mom in 1995 pressing play on a new VHS]: Perfect, some wholesome movies so they can learn about God and bond over these important lessons for their entire lives.
[Me texting my sister 30 years later]:
[Me texting my sister 30 years later]:
December 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
[My mom in 1995 pressing play on a new VHS]: Perfect, some wholesome movies so they can learn about God and bond over these important lessons for their entire lives.
[Me texting my sister 30 years later]:
[Me texting my sister 30 years later]:
[my 2 year old, approx. 47 minutes into Zootopia] “hold on…bunnies don’t talk”
December 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
[my 2 year old, approx. 47 minutes into Zootopia] “hold on…bunnies don’t talk”
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Teens that can’t vote yet are the only ones getting a load of Matt Gaetz
get a load of the "journalist" asking questions at the Pentagon press briefing
December 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Teens that can’t vote yet are the only ones getting a load of Matt Gaetz
Here are some really fun thoughts I got to have as a mom today:
1) If my son wears his boots to school then changes into sneakers & there’s a shooting will I know which ones to look for?
2) ICE is patrolling on the same street as my daughter’s Spanish Immersion daycare. Should I pick her up early?
1) If my son wears his boots to school then changes into sneakers & there’s a shooting will I know which ones to look for?
2) ICE is patrolling on the same street as my daughter’s Spanish Immersion daycare. Should I pick her up early?
December 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Here are some really fun thoughts I got to have as a mom today:
1) If my son wears his boots to school then changes into sneakers & there’s a shooting will I know which ones to look for?
2) ICE is patrolling on the same street as my daughter’s Spanish Immersion daycare. Should I pick her up early?
1) If my son wears his boots to school then changes into sneakers & there’s a shooting will I know which ones to look for?
2) ICE is patrolling on the same street as my daughter’s Spanish Immersion daycare. Should I pick her up early?
I’m gonna try this with my boss and be like “sorry I haven’t done any work this week. I’ve been pretty busy just ignoring emails & not attending meetings. I didn’t follow a lot of the work stuff”
RAJU: If defenseless survivors were killed, would that constitute a violation of the laws of war?
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
December 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I’m gonna try this with my boss and be like “sorry I haven’t done any work this week. I’ve been pretty busy just ignoring emails & not attending meetings. I didn’t follow a lot of the work stuff”
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i don’t know anything else about this guy but i respect his game
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
i don’t know anything else about this guy but i respect his game
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
Can someone have Julie Andrews read the juiciest of these emails in Lady Whistledown voice because I would listen to that audiobook for sure
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Can someone have Julie Andrews read the juiciest of these emails in Lady Whistledown voice because I would listen to that audiobook for sure
Ok so then what *is* Bill Clinton’s type
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Ok so then what *is* Bill Clinton’s type
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
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The bumper says 'rugged working man'.
But the cargo bed says ‘cosplay builder with soft hands’.
Time to ban these fragile-man-mobiles from our cities.
But the cargo bed says ‘cosplay builder with soft hands’.
Time to ban these fragile-man-mobiles from our cities.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 AM
The bumper says 'rugged working man'.
But the cargo bed says ‘cosplay builder with soft hands’.
Time to ban these fragile-man-mobiles from our cities.
But the cargo bed says ‘cosplay builder with soft hands’.
Time to ban these fragile-man-mobiles from our cities.
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No it’s important to listen to this. Because then you understand that many of them will do ANYTHING to keep power. Remember Musk got involved in the 2024 election after saying to Tucker “if she wins” I am definitely going to prison.
So we need to move knowing that nothing is off the table for them.
So we need to move knowing that nothing is off the table for them.
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
No it’s important to listen to this. Because then you understand that many of them will do ANYTHING to keep power. Remember Musk got involved in the 2024 election after saying to Tucker “if she wins” I am definitely going to prison.
So we need to move knowing that nothing is off the table for them.
So we need to move knowing that nothing is off the table for them.
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*sandwich hits federal agent in the chest*
Narrator: “Subway. Yeet fresh.”
Narrator: “Subway. Yeet fresh.”
November 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
*sandwich hits federal agent in the chest*
Narrator: “Subway. Yeet fresh.”
Narrator: “Subway. Yeet fresh.”