kingschmaltz
@kingschmaltz.bsky.social
🌈 Friend of Bill. Incorrigible cut-up. Fan of stuff. Considering mental stability.
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kingschmaltz
@kingschmaltz.bsky.social
· Nov 30
I just want you to think that I don't care what you think.
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The human spirit is endom- imdona-…The human spirit goes hard as fuck.
May 2, 2024 at 8:59 PM
The human spirit is endom- imdona-…The human spirit goes hard as fuck.
Is this a false memory? Back when Modern Family came out, Eric Stonestreet did an interview holding a basketball to show he's actually quite manly.
December 22, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Is this a false memory? Back when Modern Family came out, Eric Stonestreet did an interview holding a basketball to show he's actually quite manly.
I think I'm missing the plot.
December 22, 2024 at 3:01 AM
I think I'm missing the plot.
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Those sex workers shouldn't have chased that guy off in Unforgiven. He was just trying to give that poor girl a horse. She seemed like she wanted that horse.
December 12, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Those sex workers shouldn't have chased that guy off in Unforgiven. He was just trying to give that poor girl a horse. She seemed like she wanted that horse.
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"Americans are prosperous, but without any deep sense of obligations to others. We are a highly commercial, individualist people, and when we let go of even a thin liberal conception of the public good, we become nasty, petty, small, vindictive and irrational."
Lots to reflect on in this piece.
Lots to reflect on in this piece.
A Disease of Affluence
Trump's supporters are not motivated by economic anxiety, but by its opposite.
www.liberalcurrents.com
December 14, 2024 at 12:25 AM
"Americans are prosperous, but without any deep sense of obligations to others. We are a highly commercial, individualist people, and when we let go of even a thin liberal conception of the public good, we become nasty, petty, small, vindictive and irrational."
Lots to reflect on in this piece.
Lots to reflect on in this piece.
Well, I could have invented, uh, the floor. But I didn't.
December 13, 2024 at 5:25 AM
Well, I could have invented, uh, the floor. But I didn't.
Those sex workers shouldn't have chased that guy off in Unforgiven. He was just trying to give that poor girl a horse. She seemed like she wanted that horse.
December 12, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Those sex workers shouldn't have chased that guy off in Unforgiven. He was just trying to give that poor girl a horse. She seemed like she wanted that horse.
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this manifesto could’ve been an email
December 10, 2024 at 9:16 PM
this manifesto could’ve been an email
I think I'm attracted to men simply because I don't like the objectification of women, but I still have the urge to objectify.
And it's okay with dudes.
And it's okay with dudes.
December 9, 2024 at 12:55 AM
I think I'm attracted to men simply because I don't like the objectification of women, but I still have the urge to objectify.
And it's okay with dudes.
And it's okay with dudes.
It's amazing the psychological damage I seem to have experienced using that social media app. Let me get on this social media app to talk about it.
December 8, 2024 at 3:54 PM
It's amazing the psychological damage I seem to have experienced using that social media app. Let me get on this social media app to talk about it.
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Myhrr was used in biblical times to rub on a corpse to keep it from stinking, in case you were worried you might be the worst baby shower gift giver in history.
December 7, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Myhrr was used in biblical times to rub on a corpse to keep it from stinking, in case you were worried you might be the worst baby shower gift giver in history.
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A rising tide lifts all boats, and that sounds good, dependent on the availability of boats.
December 6, 2024 at 6:10 PM
A rising tide lifts all boats, and that sounds good, dependent on the availability of boats.
I was thinking millennials are pretty awesome. Boomers are stealing all the wealth, Gen X listen to Phish, and Gen Z are little nazis I guess. We Millennials are cool.
Then I remembered. I'm the same age as Mark Zuckerberg.
Then I remembered. I'm the same age as Mark Zuckerberg.
December 7, 2024 at 3:34 AM
I was thinking millennials are pretty awesome. Boomers are stealing all the wealth, Gen X listen to Phish, and Gen Z are little nazis I guess. We Millennials are cool.
Then I remembered. I'm the same age as Mark Zuckerberg.
Then I remembered. I'm the same age as Mark Zuckerberg.
The perpetually online are consumed by thoughts about people who deserve no thoughts.
Watch a Ken Burns documentary and bore cashiers about it like the rest of us.
Watch a Ken Burns documentary and bore cashiers about it like the rest of us.
December 7, 2024 at 3:06 AM
The perpetually online are consumed by thoughts about people who deserve no thoughts.
Watch a Ken Burns documentary and bore cashiers about it like the rest of us.
Watch a Ken Burns documentary and bore cashiers about it like the rest of us.
I just have to say, as aging goes, Jerry Seinfeld looks unbelievably great at 70. I want the sort of face that looks like I haven't gotten upset since middle school.
December 6, 2024 at 9:01 PM
I just have to say, as aging goes, Jerry Seinfeld looks unbelievably great at 70. I want the sort of face that looks like I haven't gotten upset since middle school.
A rising tide lifts all boats, and that sounds good, dependent on the availability of boats.
December 6, 2024 at 6:10 PM
A rising tide lifts all boats, and that sounds good, dependent on the availability of boats.
Boomers scrambling to purchase extra large vault-caskets after discovering you CAN take it with you. Gen Z investing in DeathVaults Inc. Wealth transfer.
Rising stock markets and home prices, as well as inflation, have boosted the value of baby boomers' estates, setting the stage for a historic transfer of wealth in the US
A $105 Trillion Inheritance Windfall Is On the Way for US Heirs
Rising stock markets and home prices have helped many older Americans amass large estates, but the share of people who inherit money has remained small
www.bloomberg.com
December 6, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Boomers scrambling to purchase extra large vault-caskets after discovering you CAN take it with you. Gen Z investing in DeathVaults Inc. Wealth transfer.
It's not a mid-life crisis. I just happened to realize that I wasted the first 40 years of my life, my youth is slipping away completely, and I'm desperate to regain the vibrance I appreciated so little while I had it.
Nothing like a mid-life crisis.
Nothing like a mid-life crisis.
December 6, 2024 at 2:55 PM
It's not a mid-life crisis. I just happened to realize that I wasted the first 40 years of my life, my youth is slipping away completely, and I'm desperate to regain the vibrance I appreciated so little while I had it.
Nothing like a mid-life crisis.
Nothing like a mid-life crisis.
What are knife guys up to? Are they just carrying knives, hoping to get into knife situations?
December 6, 2024 at 6:13 AM
What are knife guys up to? Are they just carrying knives, hoping to get into knife situations?
Where some people are funny all the time, @andyrichter.co has the bravery to stand next to them, funny on occasion.
December 6, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Where some people are funny all the time, @andyrichter.co has the bravery to stand next to them, funny on occasion.
Same goes for cult leaders. A little sleight of hand magic, and you're golden.
Probably the best time in history to be a mathematician was around 600 BC when you could get rich just for discovering triangles
December 6, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Same goes for cult leaders. A little sleight of hand magic, and you're golden.
Swiss A.I. Jesus is out there turning water into hot cocoa.
December 5, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Swiss A.I. Jesus is out there turning water into hot cocoa.
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I know it's gauche to be proud of yourself, but I really love this story "A Big Old Pit of Fire" I wrote and published in @vol1brooklyn.bsky.social. www.vol1brooklyn.com/2024/10/06/s...
Sunday Stories: “A Big Old Pit of Fire”
A Big Old Pit of Fire by Matt Rowan I think it had been that way for as long as I could remember. There’d been the sweltering heat of my birth, expelled into a world of vapors and vitiation, alway…
www.vol1brooklyn.com
December 4, 2024 at 12:35 AM
I know it's gauche to be proud of yourself, but I really love this story "A Big Old Pit of Fire" I wrote and published in @vol1brooklyn.bsky.social. www.vol1brooklyn.com/2024/10/06/s...
Some of y'all are really losing your grasp on the meaning of words, and it's confusing me. Like these kids with their complicated shoes!
December 3, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Some of y'all are really losing your grasp on the meaning of words, and it's confusing me. Like these kids with their complicated shoes!