kingschmaltz
@kingschmaltz.bsky.social
🌈 Friend of Bill. Incorrigible cut-up. Fan of stuff. Considering mental stability.
The dude stole the money so he could not be homeless. That's what I'd do.
December 23, 2024 at 4:23 AM
The dude stole the money so he could not be homeless. That's what I'd do.
I want it to be true.
December 22, 2024 at 3:13 PM
I want it to be true.
Is Cool Whip an option? I think that would win.
December 10, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Is Cool Whip an option? I think that would win.
His name is Tony and he would be famous if he were funny.
December 10, 2024 at 1:07 AM
His name is Tony and he would be famous if he were funny.
I WISH I could be objectified. But just once in a while. Not like, everywhere all the time.
December 9, 2024 at 12:55 AM
I WISH I could be objectified. But just once in a while. Not like, everywhere all the time.
I constantly strive to bring this energy to daily life.
December 8, 2024 at 2:04 AM
I constantly strive to bring this energy to daily life.
"Guys, it's taking us a while to get there."
"Well, I got the myrhh, just in case."
"Well, I got the myrhh, just in case."
December 7, 2024 at 4:48 PM
"Guys, it's taking us a while to get there."
"Well, I got the myrhh, just in case."
"Well, I got the myrhh, just in case."