Lifelong sk8r, DIY’r, happily hitched, progressive, lazy cook/baker, well traveled, but more is needed. Bitchy, but not cunty.
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¡Viva Grijalva!
¡Viva Grijalva!
Here’s some waste, fraud, & abuse we should report.
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Here’s some waste, fraud, & abuse we should report.
www.space.com/space-explor...
Do it!
Email us at jeffreyepstein@theonion.com.
We'll allow you to screen it for free.
Yes, again, this is real.
The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece.
It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.
It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd.
Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.
Do it!
My only choice was to get there 40 minutes early and wait in the standby line.
Guillermo del Toro walked by, saw me waiting, and had his team give me one of his personal guest tickets.
Hold on, someone's knocking at the door. Brb
Hold on, someone's knocking at the door. Brb
MAYOR @brandon4chicago.bsky.social Johnson: “As a descendant of slaves, can you imagine if my ancestors had that same rationale?“
They are not playing. Goodnight Carl.
They are not playing. Goodnight Carl.
As you cheer for him caging brown ice cream men & kids, he invades DC to cover a child sex trafficking ring and trashes the constitution to cling to power.
He laughs.
As you cheer for him caging brown ice cream men & kids, he invades DC to cover a child sex trafficking ring and trashes the constitution to cling to power.
He laughs.
— The Iron Sheik
— The Iron Sheik
If you make it so it takes 12 goons to do a 6-goon job, you're saving lives. Every minute they spend in location 1 is a minute they can't spend in location 2.
Every squad they deploy to your city saves another city.
Every extra minute ICE has to spend contingency planning around activists and neighbors, every extra officer ICE has to put on a kidnap squad, is a drain on their efficiency.
If you make it so it takes 12 goons to do a 6-goon job, you're saving lives. Every minute they spend in location 1 is a minute they can't spend in location 2.
Every squad they deploy to your city saves another city.