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Kyle
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I'm some dude!
Hoping everyone gets their Christmas wish tomorrow and the thing that must happen happens
December 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Anyone done this yet
December 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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It’s time for some real facts.

There was once a company who offered a job for $45.00/hour for an entry position.

The catch? You had to sit in waist deep sewage and your top half had to be on fire.

Only one person, a single mother of three, took the job. That’s a life lesson called integrity.
December 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Normalize not using a Creed song in every meme
November 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Just once in my life I wanna give a dear friend the Sopranos slap on the face into a hug
October 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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There needs to be more heavy music available for young people so they can rock out. Perhaps the government could step in and fund this. Whether or not they take advantage of it, young people deserve the option to rock out. All ages could benefit but I think it's especially urgent for adolescents.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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can you imagine half-assing a last-minute ceasefire that won't last a week and still not getting the Nobel Peace Prize
October 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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I am watching the Jake Gyllenhaal Road House with the volume turned down, cranking NIN’s TRON:Ares soundtrack. It’s called cinema.
October 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
What the fuck is a Gutfeld?
September 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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I like all the racist stuff Trump is doing but my daughter is immunocompromised so the RFK/vaccine stuff frustrates me. I’m a real guy and I open carry
September 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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I’m not going to be able to take any vacations this summer, so I’ve just decided not to give a fuck for a few weeks
August 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Me at gates of heaven/afterlife entrance of choice: God/whatever what was my purpose in life?

God/whatever: Why for sharing a rad picture/video of an owl set to the song "Owlwood" by Swedish post-metal band Cult of Luna in your instagram stories, my dear boy
July 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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thinking about the thing that should happen
July 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Sisyphus' boss: Hey bud, just wanna make sure you remember to push that boulder today. Gonna be a real busy week so do NOT forget to get that done

Sisyphus: 🙄
June 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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we found Kojima's USB stick
May 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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“Why are people using these words” I dunno man cuz they’re there, I’m sorry it makes you feel old or whatever
May 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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JD Vance killed the pope with his vibes
April 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Black Mirror S8E2, “The SSB Anthony:” six influential women launched into orbit by an online shopping mall discover mid-voyage that Earth perceives space as tacky and fast food chains are mocking them. Each must choose between tweeting through it or risking exposure of their purchase histories.
April 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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April 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I love that my apartment complex has weekly water shut-offs for "maintenance". I don't know what needs to be maintained with this sort of frequency, but the experience of getting home from a long day of work and not knowing whether or not I get to take a shower is truly thrilling
April 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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April 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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All the AI Ghibli art looks awful. The perfect example of how AI is incapable of capturing the soul of a piece of art. That shit is pure garbo.
March 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I don't care who you are, if your try talking to me about nootropics I will kick you in the dick
March 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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March 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Favorite part of Star Wars was when Luke Skywalker took off his jacket and defeated Palpatine with his T-Shirt that said “Resist”
March 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM