Kid Phantasm
@kidphantasm.bsky.social
Enslaving one soul at a time. It is exhausting work but someone has to do it.
Also, hippos and black cats should run the universe
Mets, Devils, Knicks, Tide, Giants
Still think Dukakis was robbed
26+6=1
Also, hippos and black cats should run the universe
Mets, Devils, Knicks, Tide, Giants
Still think Dukakis was robbed
26+6=1
Pinned
Kid Phantasm
@kidphantasm.bsky.social
· Nov 23
I feel like America is trapped in the dinner scene from Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Reposted by Kid Phantasm
The category of "ultra-processed foods" is akin to declaring categorically "Liquids Are Bad", because if you list all the potable liquids, the average of the group is bad, because things like alcohol and sugary drinks outnumber, say, water. It's technically true but functionally absurd.
November 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
The category of "ultra-processed foods" is akin to declaring categorically "Liquids Are Bad", because if you list all the potable liquids, the average of the group is bad, because things like alcohol and sugary drinks outnumber, say, water. It's technically true but functionally absurd.
Reposted by Kid Phantasm
I think the thing that depresses me the most is watching how many people here look at events and seem to have decided to max out on cynicism and apathy. Deciding they’re smarter than anyone else because they know nothing is going to change and everyone is a villain. Thanks, dipshits. Good work.
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I think the thing that depresses me the most is watching how many people here look at events and seem to have decided to max out on cynicism and apathy. Deciding they’re smarter than anyone else because they know nothing is going to change and everyone is a villain. Thanks, dipshits. Good work.
Reposted by Kid Phantasm
This is what concerns me
I do worry that some normie voters might blame Dems. Bc a lot of voters are big dummies.
I'm fine calling for Schumer's ouster. He sucks.
But if we say Dems are the responsible for all problems and yell it constantly to the world like the GOP does, voters WILL believe it.
I do worry that some normie voters might blame Dems. Bc a lot of voters are big dummies.
I'm fine calling for Schumer's ouster. He sucks.
But if we say Dems are the responsible for all problems and yell it constantly to the world like the GOP does, voters WILL believe it.
Being pissed is fine. It’s good. Saying that Democrats are the ones who took health care subsidies away is a vicious fucking lie that is meant to demotivate people, to republicans’ benefit, and you know it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
This is what concerns me
I do worry that some normie voters might blame Dems. Bc a lot of voters are big dummies.
I'm fine calling for Schumer's ouster. He sucks.
But if we say Dems are the responsible for all problems and yell it constantly to the world like the GOP does, voters WILL believe it.
I do worry that some normie voters might blame Dems. Bc a lot of voters are big dummies.
I'm fine calling for Schumer's ouster. He sucks.
But if we say Dems are the responsible for all problems and yell it constantly to the world like the GOP does, voters WILL believe it.
Reposted by Kid Phantasm
This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
NBC News last night showed Trump at football game and says "The President received a mixed reaction with some boos" and all you heard were thunderous booing.
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
NBC News last night showed Trump at football game and says "The President received a mixed reaction with some boos" and all you heard were thunderous booing.
yikes
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 AM
yikes
Ginger Snaps (2000) is a very under appreciated werewolf movie
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Ginger Snaps (2000) is a very under appreciated werewolf movie
Reposted by Kid Phantasm
The Thing and E.T. came out at the same time with E.T. coming out the clear box office winner because it was the "happy alien story".
But, I argue, that E.T.s buddies ditching him on earth was much more mean spirited than anything in The Thing
But, I argue, that E.T.s buddies ditching him on earth was much more mean spirited than anything in The Thing
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The Thing and E.T. came out at the same time with E.T. coming out the clear box office winner because it was the "happy alien story".
But, I argue, that E.T.s buddies ditching him on earth was much more mean spirited than anything in The Thing
But, I argue, that E.T.s buddies ditching him on earth was much more mean spirited than anything in The Thing
This is my favorite Presidential assassin story because Guiteau was as crazy as they come
Weekend binge: #DeathbyLightning. The (quick) story of ( #POTUS20 ) James Garfield's reluctant rise to President.
Dark. Witty. Great writing.
Michael Shannon plays Garfield, Nick Offerman is spot-on Chester Arthur, and Matthew Macfadyen is (as always) fantastic. #FilmSky #Netflix
Dark. Witty. Great writing.
Michael Shannon plays Garfield, Nick Offerman is spot-on Chester Arthur, and Matthew Macfadyen is (as always) fantastic. #FilmSky #Netflix
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This is my favorite Presidential assassin story because Guiteau was as crazy as they come
I got a good feeling about the Devils tonight
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I got a good feeling about the Devils tonight
For the first time my weed shop guy missed and gave me tangerine dark chocolate edibles.
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
For the first time my weed shop guy missed and gave me tangerine dark chocolate edibles.
Reposted by Kid Phantasm
Begging people to get a grip
November 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Begging people to get a grip
Reposted by Kid Phantasm
the president of the united states, for some reason apparently:
November 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
the president of the united states, for some reason apparently:
A great love song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDhH...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDhH...
Phish - Contact
YouTube video by musicman73100
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
A great love song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDhH...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDhH...
The Thing and E.T. came out at the same time with E.T. coming out the clear box office winner because it was the "happy alien story".
But, I argue, that E.T.s buddies ditching him on earth was much more mean spirited than anything in The Thing
But, I argue, that E.T.s buddies ditching him on earth was much more mean spirited than anything in The Thing
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The Thing and E.T. came out at the same time with E.T. coming out the clear box office winner because it was the "happy alien story".
But, I argue, that E.T.s buddies ditching him on earth was much more mean spirited than anything in The Thing
But, I argue, that E.T.s buddies ditching him on earth was much more mean spirited than anything in The Thing
Reposted by Kid Phantasm
Just a reminder that this was five years ago today.
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Just a reminder that this was five years ago today.
I don't know what it portends when your team's Head Coach is named Kafka
The Giants are firing coach Brian Daboll, sources say. A promising and frustrating season leads NYG to have an opening.
After another lead evaporated yesterday, Brian Daboll is out.
OC Mike Kafka is interim coach, per me and Mike Garafolo.
After another lead evaporated yesterday, Brian Daboll is out.
OC Mike Kafka is interim coach, per me and Mike Garafolo.
November 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I don't know what it portends when your team's Head Coach is named Kafka
Best post NYC mayoral wrap up I've seen
youtube.com/shorts/z0Fpx...
youtube.com/shorts/z0Fpx...
Come for who the turtles are voting for, stay for who Shedder is voting for 😂#tmnt #zohranmamdani
YouTube video by The Ringer-Verse
youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Best post NYC mayoral wrap up I've seen
youtube.com/shorts/z0Fpx...
youtube.com/shorts/z0Fpx...
