Nameless Cynic
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If Trump keeps taking bribes from other countries, we should change his title to POTUS - the Prostitute of the United States.
At the Grand Cayman Turtle Centre, they have to be very specific, and they have to post reminders.
Because people are stupid.
Because people are stupid.
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
At the Grand Cayman Turtle Centre, they have to be very specific, and they have to post reminders.
Because people are stupid.
Because people are stupid.
Why does the @VP
think that everybody hates turkey? The core of his argument is "If you don't cook up an 18 pound ball of meat every week, then obviously you hate it."
think that everybody hates turkey? The core of his argument is "If you don't cook up an 18 pound ball of meat every week, then obviously you hate it."
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Why does the @VP
think that everybody hates turkey? The core of his argument is "If you don't cook up an 18 pound ball of meat every week, then obviously you hate it."
think that everybody hates turkey? The core of his argument is "If you don't cook up an 18 pound ball of meat every week, then obviously you hate it."
Here's a resolution that will NEVER make it to the floor for a vote.
newrepublic.com/post/203728/...
newrepublic.com/post/203728/...
Dem Plans to Force Republicans to Vote on Ghislaine Maxwell Pardon
Representative Jamie Raskin has introduced a resolution that will put Republicans on the record on Jeffrey Epstein’s notorious accomplice.
newrepublic.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Here's a resolution that will NEVER make it to the floor for a vote.
newrepublic.com/post/203728/...
newrepublic.com/post/203728/...
And here's the stupidest memo ever produced by the Secretary of Day Drinking.
Please notice that he used the word "potentially." Because he's trying to claim "It's illegal to tell people not to break the law!"
Please notice that he used the word "potentially." Because he's trying to claim "It's illegal to tell people not to break the law!"
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
And here's the stupidest memo ever produced by the Secretary of Day Drinking.
Please notice that he used the word "potentially." Because he's trying to claim "It's illegal to tell people not to break the law!"
Please notice that he used the word "potentially." Because he's trying to claim "It's illegal to tell people not to break the law!"
The economic report accurately reflects what Trump's policies have done to the economy. That makes Trump so mad that he keeps blocking its release.
Trump Cancels Release of Crucial Economic Report to Hide His Failures
Donald Trump has now blocked three economic data reports.
newrepublic.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
The economic report accurately reflects what Trump's policies have done to the economy. That makes Trump so mad that he keeps blocking its release.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene's resigning in time to get a pension is a lesson to everyone.
Most Americans don't get *any* pension anymore, but Congress gave itself a pension after only five years of work.
Our "representatives" aren't working for us, they are [barely] working for themselves.
Most Americans don't get *any* pension anymore, but Congress gave itself a pension after only five years of work.
Our "representatives" aren't working for us, they are [barely] working for themselves.
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene's resigning in time to get a pension is a lesson to everyone.
Most Americans don't get *any* pension anymore, but Congress gave itself a pension after only five years of work.
Our "representatives" aren't working for us, they are [barely] working for themselves.
Most Americans don't get *any* pension anymore, but Congress gave itself a pension after only five years of work.
Our "representatives" aren't working for us, they are [barely] working for themselves.
Somebody just pointed out that when Elon Musk bought Twitter, he renamed the website to the letter X.
He used to be a programmer, and the ASCII code for X is 88. Since H is the 8th letter of the alphabet, white supremacists use it to indicate "Heil Hitler."
Just a coincidence, of course...
He used to be a programmer, and the ASCII code for X is 88. Since H is the 8th letter of the alphabet, white supremacists use it to indicate "Heil Hitler."
Just a coincidence, of course...
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Somebody just pointed out that when Elon Musk bought Twitter, he renamed the website to the letter X.
He used to be a programmer, and the ASCII code for X is 88. Since H is the 8th letter of the alphabet, white supremacists use it to indicate "Heil Hitler."
Just a coincidence, of course...
He used to be a programmer, and the ASCII code for X is 88. Since H is the 8th letter of the alphabet, white supremacists use it to indicate "Heil Hitler."
Just a coincidence, of course...
Over on Xitter, Elon felt that it would be a good idea to show the "country or region where a user's account is based." It didn't go well.
Turns out that a lot of MAGA accounts post from Eastern Europe and Asia. Who could possibly have seen this coming?
Aside from everyone sane, that is.
Turns out that a lot of MAGA accounts post from Eastern Europe and Asia. Who could possibly have seen this coming?
Aside from everyone sane, that is.
X erupts after the platform reveals the locations where accounts are based
X launched a feature that shows accounts' locations, in an effort to promote transparency.
www.businessinsider.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Over on Xitter, Elon felt that it would be a good idea to show the "country or region where a user's account is based." It didn't go well.
Turns out that a lot of MAGA accounts post from Eastern Europe and Asia. Who could possibly have seen this coming?
Aside from everyone sane, that is.
Turns out that a lot of MAGA accounts post from Eastern Europe and Asia. Who could possibly have seen this coming?
Aside from everyone sane, that is.
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Are those "MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS" in the room with you right now, Piggy?
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Are those "MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS" in the room with you right now, Piggy?
Based on this story (if true), and what I know about capitalism, I wouldn't recommend buying the first generation of "household" robots. Or the second.
(And I'm talking about THIS style of robot, not the roomba that you bought to torment your pets.)
(And I'm talking about THIS style of robot, not the roomba that you bought to torment your pets.)
You Must Read This Riveting Whistleblower Lawsuit About Allegedly Dangerous Robots
A safety technician was fired as a company allegedly rushed ahead in commercializing a powerful humanoid robot with bone-crunching capabilities.
gizmodo.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Based on this story (if true), and what I know about capitalism, I wouldn't recommend buying the first generation of "household" robots. Or the second.
(And I'm talking about THIS style of robot, not the roomba that you bought to torment your pets.)
(And I'm talking about THIS style of robot, not the roomba that you bought to torment your pets.)
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It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
Talking to Maria Bartiromo, Rep Ashley Hinson of Iowa claimed that China is using baby monitors to spy on... babies? "They just want to know what Americans are up to so that they can continue to undermine our way of life!"
They don't have Facebook or Instagram?
Rep Hinson is an idiot.
They don't have Facebook or Instagram?
Rep Hinson is an idiot.
Republicans: Chinese Are Spying On Americans With Baby Monitors
The Chinese are coming!
crooksandliars.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Talking to Maria Bartiromo, Rep Ashley Hinson of Iowa claimed that China is using baby monitors to spy on... babies? "They just want to know what Americans are up to so that they can continue to undermine our way of life!"
They don't have Facebook or Instagram?
Rep Hinson is an idiot.
They don't have Facebook or Instagram?
Rep Hinson is an idiot.
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Republicans crafted an entire midterm strategy around making Mamdani the face of the Democratic Party and portraying him as the most dangerous political figure in American history. Called him a jihadist. Introduced a resolution in the House condemning socialism. All gone now.
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Republicans crafted an entire midterm strategy around making Mamdani the face of the Democratic Party and portraying him as the most dangerous political figure in American history. Called him a jihadist. Introduced a resolution in the House condemning socialism. All gone now.
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It is not normal for the president to suggest that members of Congress should be put to death for saying that members of the military needed to follow the law.
Military members are required to disobey unlawful orders, if following them would violate the Constitution, federal or international law.
Military members are required to disobey unlawful orders, if following them would violate the Constitution, federal or international law.
Trump: Democrats' message to troops seditious behavior, punishable by death
Trump's comments came after a group of Democrats urged US service members to refuse unlawful commands.
www.bbc.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It is not normal for the president to suggest that members of Congress should be put to death for saying that members of the military needed to follow the law.
Military members are required to disobey unlawful orders, if following them would violate the Constitution, federal or international law.
Military members are required to disobey unlawful orders, if following them would violate the Constitution, federal or international law.
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Quiet. Quiet, piggy.
November 20, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Quiet. Quiet, piggy.
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Congress should create the Secretary of Obvious Bribery, a position Trump can't fire. The SOB's job would be to confiscate and catalogue all the bribes Trump is receiving, like gold bars or Qatar's Pimp Force One.
The sale of this stuff might prop up the economy when Trump craters it.
The sale of this stuff might prop up the economy when Trump craters it.
The Swiss Mission that Charmed Trump with Golden “Gifts” to Reduce Tariffs
Sometimes, restarting a negotiation only requires finding the right key: in the case of Switzerland, that key was literally made
lavocedinewyork.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Congress should create the Secretary of Obvious Bribery, a position Trump can't fire. The SOB's job would be to confiscate and catalogue all the bribes Trump is receiving, like gold bars or Qatar's Pimp Force One.
The sale of this stuff might prop up the economy when Trump craters it.
The sale of this stuff might prop up the economy when Trump craters it.
I read that Bessent said this, and at first I thought it had to be from The Onion or somewhere like that.
What is it with the Trump team? They're not just criminal: they're fucking stupid.
What is it with the Trump team? They're not just criminal: they're fucking stupid.
Bessent Torched Over Bonkers Explanation for Rising Beef Costs
His questionable explanation was not well received by the public.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I read that Bessent said this, and at first I thought it had to be from The Onion or somewhere like that.
What is it with the Trump team? They're not just criminal: they're fucking stupid.
What is it with the Trump team? They're not just criminal: they're fucking stupid.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you build customer loyalty.
November 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you build customer loyalty.
I appreciate that Petey the Power Bottom names all his operations after gay porn movies.
Diversity, Equity and Inclusion live on at the Pentagon!
Diversity, Equity and Inclusion live on at the Pentagon!
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I appreciate that Petey the Power Bottom names all his operations after gay porn movies.
Diversity, Equity and Inclusion live on at the Pentagon!
Diversity, Equity and Inclusion live on at the Pentagon!
I have a fold in my sock that goes across the arch of my foot, and there's no way to fix it without taking my shoe off.
There's bigger problems in the world, but this one is really annoying right now.
There's bigger problems in the world, but this one is really annoying right now.
November 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I have a fold in my sock that goes across the arch of my foot, and there's no way to fix it without taking my shoe off.
There's bigger problems in the world, but this one is really annoying right now.
There's bigger problems in the world, but this one is really annoying right now.
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“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
