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credenza
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every fucking time someone in my country says the left should talk more about the immigration "problem" i think of how Keir Starmer is doing exactly that and it's destroying his country
November 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
communist acquaintances posting this awful shit
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 PM
what’s the word for cope but you’re coping about how good news is actually meaningless (and therefore in a sense confirmation of bad news) because you’re terrified to feel hopeful again?
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Donald boat tries too hard sometimes
November 12, 2025 at 9:55 AM
loving this trend where people who have not seen the wire stumble upon the scene where Senator Davis lies under oath
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 AM
very cool people qting joyce carol oates
November 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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First two episodes of Pluribus were very enjoyable but I can't stop chortling to myself after realizing that the premise can be presented as "chemtrails spread the woke mind virus and one blonde white woman has a problem with that"
November 9, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
idk what a 504 is but if asshole teachers like this one are against it i am its biggest supporter
November 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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this will be me when either tetsuya nomura or yoko shimomura die. you will not see me for a good two weeks
i have a contingency plan hashed out and when stevie wonder goes i, will leave work and all my buddies will leave work and we will meet up and head out for a retreat. you might think i am kidding and i am not. it’s code named talking book.
we were fucking around in the group text and the guys were like which celebrity death would hit you the hardest and i’m not going to say it because that is a jinx, but when he goes i will cry like a little baby
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Gianmarco Soresi is annoying
November 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
the group of 7th graders at karaoke night left before i could sing the impression that i get by the mighty mighty bosstones and activate them like sleeper agents
November 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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now let me explain why leslie knope is a neoliberal shill:

-woman
The reason 30 Rock succeeds years later while parks and rec has aged like a toilet full of milk, is that 30 Rock doesnt shy away from portraying Liz Lemon as an obvious villian with a victim/hero complex, whereas Leslie Knope was played just a straight hero character, even tho she is a neolib shill
November 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
please do not compare catherine connolly to zohran mamdani that's a huge disservice to mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
wonder how he's doing
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
welcome to film twitter :) before you start posting, there are a few simple rules you and everyone here must abide by:

-Avatar is great 🐯
-You must have watched Fire Walk With Me
-You must call a movie you dislike neoliberal
-North Korea is the greatest country in the world and if you disagree die
November 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
i keep being told shane gillis is not right-wing but everytime i see him he's surrounded by racists and guys like big jay oakerson, which is it then
November 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
she was right tbh
November 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
people are so angry about this headline but their only response is "no!! no!!! he wasn't anti-woke how can he be anti-woke when he's [slur] [slur] [slur] hehehehehe"
October 31, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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what movie do you consider perfect
October 31, 2025 at 12:28 PM
it's just a thing now that if 9/11 is referenced people will "jokingly" reference jews in the comments. just a thing people do now
October 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
i was told this wasn't an issue and not a real slur
October 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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it used to be a stereotype that if you were rich on average you had good taste
getty villa is absurdly gorgeous. you overlook malibu and hey there's a stele from mesopotamia in this room, also don't trip on the immaculate roses as you walk to the balcony to look at the pacific ocean.
I was at the Getty Villa last week and it was a reminder that the wealthy in this country, evil as they might have been, once believed in human progress — which they thought they represented, naturally — and feared retribution. They now fear nothing and are ambivalent about the human being.
October 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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impossible to overstate the degree to which we are being governed by people whose formative politics is gamergate, but DHS posting Halo memes to recruit for ICE is pretty close.
October 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM