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Keleigh Hadley
@khadley.bsky.social
I'm from the 𝑳𝐀nd * Cozy Mystery Crafter 🕵🏾‍♀️ * Awkward Author📖*
Word Wrangler ✍🏾 * Taco Taster🌮*
I'm quite sure the editing process is my villain origin story.
Pinned
Optimist: The cup is half full

Pessimist: The cup is half empty

Cozy Mystery Writer: The liquid in the cup was red... and it wasn't wine.
Optimist: the cup is half full

Pessimist: the cup is half empty

Nurse: where did I put that urine sample
Optimist: the cup is half full

Pessimist: the cup is half empty

Survival horror video game protagonist: the cup has no use right now, maybe I should look around some more
Dear Angel of Death,
You doing okay up there? Down here? Wherever your office is these days?
You're working on your letter D list? Diane, D'Angelo, Dick?
There's one PARTICULAR name that starts with D, who wears traffic-cone-orange foundation that we don't want you to miss.
Sincerely,
Everyone
November 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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My great grandfather was attacked when he tried to vote for the 1st time in 1964. He went got stitches and came back and voted.
How could I stay home???
November 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The Definitive Ranking of Halloween Candy Abominations
(Counting down from "bad" to "should be illegal")

10. Sour Patch Kids - Decent if you enjoy having your taste buds assaulted by tiny, acidic gremlins.
October 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
*taps the mike
Ahem...You know who didn't have any record-breaking, massive, nationwide, and international No Kings protests while he was in office for eight straight years?
President Obama.
October 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Cancer is a slewfooted, snaggletoothed, pigeon-toed, wall-eyed, slack-jawed, knock-kneed, bow-legged, scrofulous, pox-marked, mangy, spavined, club-footed piece of genetic trash!
RIP D'Angelo
October 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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In honor of Indigenous Peoples Day, a map of Tongva villages by Sutimiv-Pa’alat from the website of Julia Louise Bogany, the Tongva elder and educator who passed away in 2021. www.tobevisible.org/tongva-villa... #IndigenousPeoplesDay #Tongvaland
Tongva Villages
To Be Visible
www.tobevisible.org
October 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The Plant Chica is giving away 2000 plants this weekend!
October 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Loving the number of pitches Im seeing! Let's keep it up. #pitblk #writingcommunity
a man in a yellow and black striped shirt is standing in front of a white board that says keep going this way
ALT: a man in a yellow and black striped shirt is standing in front of a white board that says keep going this way
media.tenor.com
September 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I ALMOST feel sorry for all the poor Christian Nationalists suffering from religious psychosis who are expecting the rapture tomorrow. The only surprise they are getting is Kimmel.
Meltdown on "Truth" Social in 5... 4... 3... 2...
September 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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#Pitblk 2025 has begun!!! Make sure to submit your pitches by Sept 24th at 8pm EST at the link below. We're excited you're participating and can't wait for agents and editors to see!

www.pitchpitblk.com/pitblk-submi...

#amquerying ##writersky #booksky
a man singing into a microphone with the words " do you remember the 21st night of september " below him
ALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words " do you remember the 21st night of september " below him
media.tenor.com
September 21, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Both of the co-founders of Turning Point USA died from things that were preventable, but which they mocked and urged this nation to ignore. Bill Montgomery was killed in 2020 by COVID and Charlie Kirk was killed in 2025 by gun violence.
September 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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My message to Donald Trump is very simple.
September 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Consider me a loyal subscriber to any company that uses its power for good. Seeing Netflix hire Stephen Colbert and its co-founder donate to a campaign for redistricting, I'd say my subscription is a small price to pay to support democracy.
August 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
@betoorourke
“This is a basketball game where the refs have just stopped calling fouls...the other side is just punching us in the face. We’re looking at the crowd saying ‘isn’t this awful?’ But the other side just keeps punching us…so it’s time to punch back & that is what Gavin Newsom is doing”
August 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Dearest Jeraldine, my dearly departed uterus,

I’m writing to you from the other side, three days post-eviction. How’s the biohazard bin? I hope it’s drafty.

Let’s not beat around the bush.
August 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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My apologies to the King family. I am so sorry that the regime dumped this on you, with no regard for your feelings and input.

We will not let their carelessness and callousness tarnish the legacy of the great Dr. King.

Shame on Trump and Republicans.

#MLK #jeffreyepstein #epsteincoverup […]
Original post on mstdn.social
mstdn.social
July 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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In September 2024, Trump demanded in writing that CBS fire Colbert with his point blank post about the host: “CBS should terminate his contract.” And on Wednesday, CBS did exactly what Trump had demanded from them just nine months earlier. My new article deanobeidallah.substack.com/p/trump-cele...
Trump celebrating the cancelation of Colbert is what petty tyrants/scumbags do
Trump praises Jeffrey Epstein but slams Colbert
deanobeidallah.substack.com
July 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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#Boycott‼️
CBS & Paramount!
July 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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I predict that a few of us will be making the “financial decision” to learn everything we can about the business interests of CBS, Paramount and Skydance in order to do everything we can to make sure that not a single dollar of ours goes to them ever again.

Integrity matters.

#StephenColbert.
July 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
July 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I just canceled my @paramountnewsbr.bsky.social Paramount + subscription. I LOVED Elsbeth and Matlock and Watson, but they sent their message to Stephen Colbert and I am sending my message to them.
July 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
INDIANA JONES and the Raiders of the Lost Bitcoin Wallet
July 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Remember when a parent's primary job was keeping their daughter off the stripper pole, and if that happened, you'd "failed"? Wild how times change. Nowadays, if your kid becomes an ICE agent... well, congratulations, you've officially unlocked the new level of parental failure.
June 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
June 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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ICE is maiming people in LA stop Americans from protecting their neighbors from being black bagged and potentially sent to foreign gulags.
At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.
June 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM