Keleigh Hadley
@khadley.bsky.social
I'm from the 𝑳𝐀nd * Cozy Mystery Crafter 🕵🏾♀️ * Awkward Author📖*
Word Wrangler ✍🏾 * Taco Taster🌮*
I'm quite sure the editing process is my villain origin story.
Word Wrangler ✍🏾 * Taco Taster🌮*
I'm quite sure the editing process is my villain origin story.
1. Candy Corn - The undisputed champion of oral torture. A waxy triangle of sugared sadness that tastes like someone melted a crayon with corn syrup and hatred. Not food. Not even technically matter. Scientists believe it's actually a portal to a dimension of pure disappointment.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
October 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
1. Candy Corn - The undisputed champion of oral torture. A waxy triangle of sugared sadness that tastes like someone melted a crayon with corn syrup and hatred. Not food. Not even technically matter. Scientists believe it's actually a portal to a dimension of pure disappointment.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Cancer is a slewfooted, snaggletoothed, pigeon-toed, wall-eyed, slack-jawed, knock-kneed, bow-legged, scrofulous, pox-marked, mangy, spavined, club-footed piece of genetic trash!
RIP D'Angelo
RIP D'Angelo
October 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Cancer is a slewfooted, snaggletoothed, pigeon-toed, wall-eyed, slack-jawed, knock-kneed, bow-legged, scrofulous, pox-marked, mangy, spavined, club-footed piece of genetic trash!
RIP D'Angelo
RIP D'Angelo
The Plant Chica is giving away 2000 plants this weekend!
October 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The Plant Chica is giving away 2000 plants this weekend!
Dearest Jeraldine, my dearly departed uterus,
I’m writing to you from the other side, three days post-eviction. How’s the biohazard bin? I hope it’s drafty.
Let’s not beat around the bush.
I’m writing to you from the other side, three days post-eviction. How’s the biohazard bin? I hope it’s drafty.
Let’s not beat around the bush.
August 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Dearest Jeraldine, my dearly departed uterus,
I’m writing to you from the other side, three days post-eviction. How’s the biohazard bin? I hope it’s drafty.
Let’s not beat around the bush.
I’m writing to you from the other side, three days post-eviction. How’s the biohazard bin? I hope it’s drafty.
Let’s not beat around the bush.
June 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Wow! The 1st American Pope. Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost, of Chicago.
May 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Wow! The 1st American Pope. Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost, of Chicago.
Feeling inspired and ready to tackle my own writing challenges, I left the meeting buzzing with ideas. Thank you, Naomi, for being such a brilliant beacon of knowledge!
May 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Feeling inspired and ready to tackle my own writing challenges, I left the meeting buzzing with ideas. Thank you, Naomi, for being such a brilliant beacon of knowledge!
"The horse leaned its neck out of its stall, and to add insult to injury, licked Glory's arm. "I swear to God..." said Glory, articulated in a way that sounded like a command, an expletive, and a hex, all at once."
What a great line! #Currentlyreading
What a great line! #Currentlyreading
April 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"The horse leaned its neck out of its stall, and to add insult to injury, licked Glory's arm. "I swear to God..." said Glory, articulated in a way that sounded like a command, an expletive, and a hex, all at once."
What a great line! #Currentlyreading
What a great line! #Currentlyreading
They should not let regular people like me use ChatGPT. The lady in the box is pretty, but that's not me. Those accessories are accurate, though. GNX, Costco and a water bottle.
April 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
They should not let regular people like me use ChatGPT. The lady in the box is pretty, but that's not me. Those accessories are accurate, though. GNX, Costco and a water bottle.
Michael Jackson had the gift of taking a phenomenal song and then adding visuals in terms of a music video and making the song even better. Kendrick has just done this.
Some artists make songs. Others create cultural moments that imprint forever.
Some artists make songs. Others create cultural moments that imprint forever.
April 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Michael Jackson had the gift of taking a phenomenal song and then adding visuals in terms of a music video and making the song even better. Kendrick has just done this.
Some artists make songs. Others create cultural moments that imprint forever.
Some artists make songs. Others create cultural moments that imprint forever.
Love this Kendrick-inspired poster for the Hands Off protest.
April 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Love this Kendrick-inspired poster for the Hands Off protest.
Had a great time at Career Day!
April 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Had a great time at Career Day!
Either I or a character will be using this word today.
March 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Either I or a character will be using this word today.
L.A., they could never make me hate you. Sure, the 405 is just Hell’s parking lot, and yes, we’ve turned "Dude" into a noun, pronoun, verb, adverb, and adjective! So what if most people are cobbled together like a jigsaw made from recycled body parts? After a rain, none of that matters. You shine.
March 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
L.A., they could never make me hate you. Sure, the 405 is just Hell’s parking lot, and yes, we’ve turned "Dude" into a noun, pronoun, verb, adverb, and adjective! So what if most people are cobbled together like a jigsaw made from recycled body parts? After a rain, none of that matters. You shine.
Trump: "Buy Tesla!"
MAGA brains: *Windows_XP_shutdown_noise.exe*
Maybe EVs are patriotic now?
Does this mean we love California?
Should I trade my truck for a Model 3?
But what about my 'Let's Go Brandon' gas pump stickers?
The cognitive dissonance is so thick you could power a Tesla with it!
MAGA brains: *Windows_XP_shutdown_noise.exe*
Maybe EVs are patriotic now?
Does this mean we love California?
Should I trade my truck for a Model 3?
But what about my 'Let's Go Brandon' gas pump stickers?
The cognitive dissonance is so thick you could power a Tesla with it!
March 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Trump: "Buy Tesla!"
MAGA brains: *Windows_XP_shutdown_noise.exe*
Maybe EVs are patriotic now?
Does this mean we love California?
Should I trade my truck for a Model 3?
But what about my 'Let's Go Brandon' gas pump stickers?
The cognitive dissonance is so thick you could power a Tesla with it!
MAGA brains: *Windows_XP_shutdown_noise.exe*
Maybe EVs are patriotic now?
Does this mean we love California?
Should I trade my truck for a Model 3?
But what about my 'Let's Go Brandon' gas pump stickers?
The cognitive dissonance is so thick you could power a Tesla with it!
I have never seen an attractive, intelligent, altruistic person hate on Meghan Sussex.
All the haters, however, look like they've been boiled in their own spit.
All the haters, however, look like they've been boiled in their own spit.
March 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I have never seen an attractive, intelligent, altruistic person hate on Meghan Sussex.
All the haters, however, look like they've been boiled in their own spit.
All the haters, however, look like they've been boiled in their own spit.
Right now, America feels like Pride Rock after Scar's hostile takeover: dark skies, hyenas running wild, and everyone stress-eating grubs because they can't afford normal food.
February 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Right now, America feels like Pride Rock after Scar's hostile takeover: dark skies, hyenas running wild, and everyone stress-eating grubs because they can't afford normal food.
I stand with Ukraine.
February 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I stand with Ukraine.
I loved Gene Hackman in so many things, but the way he screamed, "Miss Tessmacher!!!!!" in Superman stayed with me.
R.I.P
R.I.P
February 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I loved Gene Hackman in so many things, but the way he screamed, "Miss Tessmacher!!!!!" in Superman stayed with me.
R.I.P
R.I.P
Not me sitting here with 7 unread books on my TBR while buying another one because it has a pretty cover. Kendrick said 'be humble' not 'be reasonable'. #Booksky
February 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Not me sitting here with 7 unread books on my TBR while buying another one because it has a pretty cover. Kendrick said 'be humble' not 'be reasonable'. #Booksky
I love historical fiction! Everyone should get a copy of Harlem Rhapsody. What a great night!
February 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I love historical fiction! Everyone should get a copy of Harlem Rhapsody. What a great night!
Got my copy of Harlem Rhapsody!
February 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Got my copy of Harlem Rhapsody!