Jeni 🗝🍋🟩🥧
@key-lime-pie.bsky.social
Who decided that every freaking battery door has to be held on with a teeny little screw that will not even budge with a butterknife? 😤 Anyway I guess I'm leaving my Halloween decorations out forever and never doing any Christmas decorations because I cannot get these batteries out
December 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Who decided that every freaking battery door has to be held on with a teeny little screw that will not even budge with a butterknife? 😤 Anyway I guess I'm leaving my Halloween decorations out forever and never doing any Christmas decorations because I cannot get these batteries out
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Pennsylvania has an important Supreme Court race coming up on Tuesday, November 4. If you live in the Keystone State, or know someone who does, vote YES to retain three justices who will protect your fundamental rights and freedoms.
October 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Pennsylvania has an important Supreme Court race coming up on Tuesday, November 4. If you live in the Keystone State, or know someone who does, vote YES to retain three justices who will protect your fundamental rights and freedoms.
I think it's hilarious that tax filing software expects you to solve a math problem to prove that you're human. Sir, if I could do math I wouldn't be here.
Anyway I got all the way through the thing supposedly and it gave me an error when I tried to file so that's delightful.
Anyway I got all the way through the thing supposedly and it gave me an error when I tried to file so that's delightful.
October 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I think it's hilarious that tax filing software expects you to solve a math problem to prove that you're human. Sir, if I could do math I wouldn't be here.
Anyway I got all the way through the thing supposedly and it gave me an error when I tried to file so that's delightful.
Anyway I got all the way through the thing supposedly and it gave me an error when I tried to file so that's delightful.
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sorry i’ve been online for 20+ years that grants me legal immunity from having to read or care about anyone’s hot take ever again
October 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
sorry i’ve been online for 20+ years that grants me legal immunity from having to read or care about anyone’s hot take ever again
Sooooo... anyone need a kitten? This guy appeared in my yard about a month ago. We're finally getting close to maybe being able to catch him.
October 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Sooooo... anyone need a kitten? This guy appeared in my yard about a month ago. We're finally getting close to maybe being able to catch him.
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
Bluesky silenced trans voices over J.K. Rowling, here’s why
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
bit.ly
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
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If I were a curator at the Smithsonian faced with a Trumpist review of the items in my care, I'd take the audit stooges into the deepest part of the unsorted acalyptrate fly collection and have them start there, drawer by drawer, until they die of old age having gone through half of them.
August 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
If I were a curator at the Smithsonian faced with a Trumpist review of the items in my care, I'd take the audit stooges into the deepest part of the unsorted acalyptrate fly collection and have them start there, drawer by drawer, until they die of old age having gone through half of them.
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Me everyday
August 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Me everyday
Oh hey, Pennsic happened. Some of you I saw, some I did not. Relatively short and low key one for me. Perhaps more next year.
August 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Oh hey, Pennsic happened. Some of you I saw, some I did not. Relatively short and low key one for me. Perhaps more next year.
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For years, disabled passengers have complained about Amtrak and its poor service — that it's too hard for them to ride the train. A new federal report looks at its efforts to get better.
Disabled passengers say they love riding trains. Will Amtrak love them back?
For years, disabled passengers have complained about Amtrak and its poor service — that it's too hard for them to ride the train. A new federal report looks at its efforts to get better.
n.pr
July 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
For years, disabled passengers have complained about Amtrak and its poor service — that it's too hard for them to ride the train. A new federal report looks at its efforts to get better.
Gotta say, as a person with (thus far mild) venous insufficiency in my leg, it's been pretty wild seeing like everyone imply that that makes me a braindead narcissist. 🙄
Anyway, it's not his legs that's the fucking problem. FDR was kinda screwed in the legs dept and he did okay.
Anyway, it's not his legs that's the fucking problem. FDR was kinda screwed in the legs dept and he did okay.
July 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Gotta say, as a person with (thus far mild) venous insufficiency in my leg, it's been pretty wild seeing like everyone imply that that makes me a braindead narcissist. 🙄
Anyway, it's not his legs that's the fucking problem. FDR was kinda screwed in the legs dept and he did okay.
Anyway, it's not his legs that's the fucking problem. FDR was kinda screwed in the legs dept and he did okay.
Me and who?
yes - this is why the in-house Mountain Goats crowd camera restricts its gaze to considerably more brazen acts of lewdness. people paid good money to get in. kisses are not gonna do the trick
Can't imagine anything more embarrassing... going to a concert that has a "kiss-cam."
July 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Me and who?
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Erasure takes many forms, but this is quite blatant.
July 13, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Erasure takes many forms, but this is quite blatant.
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all i want is to one day own a modest sized home in a walkable neighborhood and raise money for shelter animals. wear an outfit i like, walk to the grocery store, buy some nectarines, feed cats, and live in peace. just don't understand why achieving this is so hard
June 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
all i want is to one day own a modest sized home in a walkable neighborhood and raise money for shelter animals. wear an outfit i like, walk to the grocery store, buy some nectarines, feed cats, and live in peace. just don't understand why achieving this is so hard
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Your daily opossum break:
June 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Your daily opossum break:
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leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
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happy pride month from mr fishtopher and mr lover! wishing all our friends a month full of lgbtq joy, love, freedom, resilience, and strength❤️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️❤️
June 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
happy pride month from mr fishtopher and mr lover! wishing all our friends a month full of lgbtq joy, love, freedom, resilience, and strength❤️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️❤️
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Are you a scientist and not sure what to do to help with all the awfulness all around us? Inspired by Vietnam era activism, @standupforscience.bsky.social is hosting a series of "teach ins," in which scientists share a bit about their area of expertise and why it's important with the public. 🧪🦑🌎
May 28, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Are you a scientist and not sure what to do to help with all the awfulness all around us? Inspired by Vietnam era activism, @standupforscience.bsky.social is hosting a series of "teach ins," in which scientists share a bit about their area of expertise and why it's important with the public. 🧪🦑🌎
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A goode name for a cat wolde be "Scenario"
May 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
A goode name for a cat wolde be "Scenario"
What the fuck, UK? 😬
"Police have been issued guidance on how to search women’s homes for abortion drugs and check their phones for menstrual cycle tracking apps after unexpected pregnancy loss"
"...police could bypass legal requirements for a court order to obtain medical records..."
observer.co.uk/news/nationa...
"...police could bypass legal requirements for a court order to obtain medical records..."
observer.co.uk/news/nationa...
Police could search homes and phones after pregnancy loss | The Observer
New national guidance suggests officers look for menstrual tracking apps or abortion drugs
observer.co.uk
May 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
What the fuck, UK? 😬
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Here is the grad speech that NYU is now withholding the student's diploma for:
"As I search my heart today in addressing you all…the only thing that is appropriate to say in this time and to a group this large is a recognition of the atrocities currently happening in Palestine."
"As I search my heart today in addressing you all…the only thing that is appropriate to say in this time and to a group this large is a recognition of the atrocities currently happening in Palestine."
May 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Here is the grad speech that NYU is now withholding the student's diploma for:
"As I search my heart today in addressing you all…the only thing that is appropriate to say in this time and to a group this large is a recognition of the atrocities currently happening in Palestine."
"As I search my heart today in addressing you all…the only thing that is appropriate to say in this time and to a group this large is a recognition of the atrocities currently happening in Palestine."
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A team of geneticists have determined why we are orange. It’s because some boring parts of our DNA got holes in it so the awesome can shine out. At least that’s my interpretation
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Orange You Glad We Finally Figured Out Why Some Cats Are Ginger
New research identifies a unique mutation found only in cats that explains their orangeness.
gizmodo.com
May 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
A team of geneticists have determined why we are orange. It’s because some boring parts of our DNA got holes in it so the awesome can shine out. At least that’s my interpretation
gizmodo.com/orange-you-g...
gizmodo.com/orange-you-g...
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RIP Issac Newton (aka the last alchemist), you would have loved watching the physicists get annoyed because they accidentally turned lead into gold
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Physicists at the Large Hadron Collider turned lead into gold – by accident
The ancient dream of turning lead into gold is now a reality – but it’s not quite what the alchemists might have hoped for.
theconversation.com
May 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
RIP Issac Newton (aka the last alchemist), you would have loved watching the physicists get annoyed because they accidentally turned lead into gold
theconversation.com/physicists-a...
theconversation.com/physicists-a...