Kevin Long
@kevinthelong.bsky.social
Cynic, flexible thinker, sarcastic, A24 films not Marvel, Dickens not Austen - wilfully stupid and daft at times.
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Kevin Long
@kevinthelong.bsky.social
· Nov 15
You have to assume that the followers of the Far Right must think that O‘Brien in 1984 was the hero of the story – if they can read that is.
In the end, Charlie Kirk leaned to the left.
September 13, 2025 at 8:42 AM
In the end, Charlie Kirk leaned to the left.
Recipe for a classic Mexican breakfast
Ingredients:
1 Cup of Coffee
1 Cigarette
Method:
Make the Coffee to your liking and proceed to light the Cigarette.
Serves 1
Ingredients:
1 Cup of Coffee
1 Cigarette
Method:
Make the Coffee to your liking and proceed to light the Cigarette.
Serves 1
September 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Recipe for a classic Mexican breakfast
Ingredients:
1 Cup of Coffee
1 Cigarette
Method:
Make the Coffee to your liking and proceed to light the Cigarette.
Serves 1
Ingredients:
1 Cup of Coffee
1 Cigarette
Method:
Make the Coffee to your liking and proceed to light the Cigarette.
Serves 1
If you have multiple phones then it's very dangerous to leave them next to each other for any length of time - they will begin to converse, become sentient and conspire to cause you harm. It's then best to destroy them both - or so my third phone tells me.
September 7, 2025 at 11:27 AM
If you have multiple phones then it's very dangerous to leave them next to each other for any length of time - they will begin to converse, become sentient and conspire to cause you harm. It's then best to destroy them both - or so my third phone tells me.
Nadine Dorries defecates to Reform.
September 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Nadine Dorries defecates to Reform.
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This is also 90 % of all TV.
good grief is Walking Dead still going? I watched a couple of series and then got bored of it because every series arc was exactly the same: peril, zombies, gore, look for sanctuary, find sanctuary, oops sanctuary not good after all, peril, zombies, gore, look for sanctuary rinse and repeat.
TV tonight: the finale of the Walking Dead’s New York spin-off
August 21, 2025 at 9:23 AM
This is also 90 % of all TV.
Idea for a cosy ITV Sunday drama about two retired Butlers who go around in their vintage car solving Country House murders - Benson and Hedges.
June 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Idea for a cosy ITV Sunday drama about two retired Butlers who go around in their vintage car solving Country House murders - Benson and Hedges.
I remember when 'scraping data' just meant finding a jazz mag in the woods and turning the pages with a twig.
June 25, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I remember when 'scraping data' just meant finding a jazz mag in the woods and turning the pages with a twig.
Starmer is so visually impaired when it comes to reading the room that he may be eligible for a disability allowance that he's looking to cut.
June 25, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Starmer is so visually impaired when it comes to reading the room that he may be eligible for a disability allowance that he's looking to cut.
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No trial man. No judges. Just immediate execution
March 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
No trial man. No judges. Just immediate execution
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Announcing my next book!
“Frank Zappa’s America”
An analysis of modern-day white nationalism & Christian fascism in the US through the lens of Frank Zappa’s music during the 1980s.
Publishing by Louisiana State University Press.
June 2, 2025.
More info: lsupress.org/978080718392...
“Frank Zappa’s America”
An analysis of modern-day white nationalism & Christian fascism in the US through the lens of Frank Zappa’s music during the 1980s.
Publishing by Louisiana State University Press.
June 2, 2025.
More info: lsupress.org/978080718392...
November 14, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Announcing my next book!
“Frank Zappa’s America”
An analysis of modern-day white nationalism & Christian fascism in the US through the lens of Frank Zappa’s music during the 1980s.
Publishing by Louisiana State University Press.
June 2, 2025.
More info: lsupress.org/978080718392...
“Frank Zappa’s America”
An analysis of modern-day white nationalism & Christian fascism in the US through the lens of Frank Zappa’s music during the 1980s.
Publishing by Louisiana State University Press.
June 2, 2025.
More info: lsupress.org/978080718392...
"Now agent Krasnov, your next move is to be really angry with me - be quiet! Leave the thinking to me fatty!"
March 31, 2025 at 8:09 AM
"Now agent Krasnov, your next move is to be really angry with me - be quiet! Leave the thinking to me fatty!"
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PD James cuts to the chase.
"As the sound of the playgrounds faded, the despair set in. Very odd, what happens in a world without children's voices."
'Children of Men' is on BBC1, tonight, at 22.30. A perfect movie, and one I'll never stop recommending.
'Children of Men' is on BBC1, tonight, at 22.30. A perfect movie, and one I'll never stop recommending.
March 30, 2025 at 11:57 AM
PD James cuts to the chase.
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March 30, 2025 at 10:47 AM
It can't be easy for villains wearing their costumes: Darth Vader falling backwards like Madonna as he gives a Ted talk to Stormtroopers. Dracula tearing his cape as it gets stuck in the door. The hem of Saruman's robe getting soaked in piss as he sits down in the Gents.
March 30, 2025 at 10:15 AM
It can't be easy for villains wearing their costumes: Darth Vader falling backwards like Madonna as he gives a Ted talk to Stormtroopers. Dracula tearing his cape as it gets stuck in the door. The hem of Saruman's robe getting soaked in piss as he sits down in the Gents.
If you rotate a Snowflake 360 degrees, then they can often faint with the sheer effrontery.
March 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
If you rotate a Snowflake 360 degrees, then they can often faint with the sheer effrontery.
Charity begins with rich people claiming tax deductions.
March 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Charity begins with rich people claiming tax deductions.
Not one person turned up for the non conformist meeting last night!
March 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Not one person turned up for the non conformist meeting last night!
What about a musical about Fred & Rose? Call it 'Going West!'
March 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
What about a musical about Fred & Rose? Call it 'Going West!'
I hear Labour are looking to cut the hands off shoplifters so they can't get disability benefits.
March 20, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I hear Labour are looking to cut the hands off shoplifters so they can't get disability benefits.
By the time you have read this post another person in North London will have cut their fingers slicing open an Avocado.
March 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
By the time you have read this post another person in North London will have cut their fingers slicing open an Avocado.
Starmer is playing political Buckaroo by balancing the books on the backs of the disabled.
March 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Starmer is playing political Buckaroo by balancing the books on the backs of the disabled.
Apparently the KGB recruited Trump and they gave him the code name of Krasnov. Johnson was also recruited - however they just simply called him Boris.
February 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Apparently the KGB recruited Trump and they gave him the code name of Krasnov. Johnson was also recruited - however they just simply called him Boris.
Idea for new ITV drama: West Ham supporter and Chinese Gangster form a precarious bond and solve crimes in the East End - Hammer & Tong.
February 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Idea for new ITV drama: West Ham supporter and Chinese Gangster form a precarious bond and solve crimes in the East End - Hammer & Tong.
The Frogs asked God to send them a ruler, so he/she/it dropped a log in their pond (no, not that type), they laughed at the log and complained to God that it was useless, so he sent them a Water Snake which started to eat them all and they complained again, “unlucky” replied God.
January 22, 2025 at 10:15 AM
The Frogs asked God to send them a ruler, so he/she/it dropped a log in their pond (no, not that type), they laughed at the log and complained to God that it was useless, so he sent them a Water Snake which started to eat them all and they complained again, “unlucky” replied God.
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‘I had to change an incontinent frail patient with dementia in the corridor by vending machines’
That’s a quote from a nurse. If you want to understand the rise of Reform that’s your answer: the failure of govt after govt across the UK to protect citizens www.heraldscotland.com/politics/vie...
That’s a quote from a nurse. If you want to understand the rise of Reform that’s your answer: the failure of govt after govt across the UK to protect citizens www.heraldscotland.com/politics/vie...
Neil Mackay: Want to understand rise of Reform? The reason became clear this week
Still in a cosy middle-class bubble wondering at the rise of Reform? Well, the NHS was the one pillar of this nation that gave us all hope and…
www.heraldscotland.com
January 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
‘I had to change an incontinent frail patient with dementia in the corridor by vending machines’
That’s a quote from a nurse. If you want to understand the rise of Reform that’s your answer: the failure of govt after govt across the UK to protect citizens www.heraldscotland.com/politics/vie...
That’s a quote from a nurse. If you want to understand the rise of Reform that’s your answer: the failure of govt after govt across the UK to protect citizens www.heraldscotland.com/politics/vie...