Kevin Long
@kevinthelong.bsky.social
Cynic, flexible thinker, sarcastic, A24 films not Marvel, Dickens not Austen - wilfully stupid and daft at times.
That's a very big blow.
September 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
That's a very big blow.
Could be worse, you could've fallen into a Grim Aldi.
September 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Could be worse, you could've fallen into a Grim Aldi.
A very delayed 'and you.'
September 7, 2025 at 11:29 AM
A very delayed 'and you.'
The Magnificent Seven Ambersons in their flying machines.
September 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The Magnificent Seven Ambersons in their flying machines.
Nice, that one's being stored for when someone happens to talk about old sweets brands - it may take years to detonate, it may never present itself, but it's in the arsenal nonetheless.
August 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Nice, that one's being stored for when someone happens to talk about old sweets brands - it may take years to detonate, it may never present itself, but it's in the arsenal nonetheless.
A Lorry delivered the entire box set of Coronation Street DVD's - I'm on episode 343 and not only has nothing really happened yet, it's also in Black and bloody White!!
August 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
A Lorry delivered the entire box set of Coronation Street DVD's - I'm on episode 343 and not only has nothing really happened yet, it's also in Black and bloody White!!
Who folds a Bee on a wheel?
August 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Who folds a Bee on a wheel?
It would be more lucrative to simply pick pocket the shoplifter.
August 15, 2025 at 1:33 PM
It would be more lucrative to simply pick pocket the shoplifter.
It's true, back in the day there was an amnesty for found Jazz mags, although it was later discovered that the Police had simply taken them to the woods to perv over - where they would be found again and then be handed in again, and so on...
August 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It's true, back in the day there was an amnesty for found Jazz mags, although it was later discovered that the Police had simply taken them to the woods to perv over - where they would be found again and then be handed in again, and so on...
Take it to His Majesties Voice and explain that you haven't got a receipt as you've had it for years, it had been misplaced after purchase and this is the first time you've played it, please provide a replacement tout suite.
June 14, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Take it to His Majesties Voice and explain that you haven't got a receipt as you've had it for years, it had been misplaced after purchase and this is the first time you've played it, please provide a replacement tout suite.
Looks very impressive Paul, although for me I wouldn't have it in me to emulate the masters, might just be able to continue a Paul Templeman story at a pinch 🤣
April 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Looks very impressive Paul, although for me I wouldn't have it in me to emulate the masters, might just be able to continue a Paul Templeman story at a pinch 🤣
No idea, but I reckon it was changed to X as that's how the target audience sign their signatures.
April 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
No idea, but I reckon it was changed to X as that's how the target audience sign their signatures.
Hello Paul, I've travelled into the heart of darkness and returned with my sanity intact, the place I speak of has lost it's old name and is simply known as X.
April 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Hello Paul, I've travelled into the heart of darkness and returned with my sanity intact, the place I speak of has lost it's old name and is simply known as X.
Everything Nigella says sounds like pure filth.
April 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Everything Nigella says sounds like pure filth.