Kevin Long
@kevinthelong.bsky.social
Cynic, flexible thinker, sarcastic, A24 films not Marvel, Dickens not Austen - wilfully stupid and daft at times.
"Grease my palms with Bitcoins."
December 6, 2024 at 3:23 PM
"Grease my palms with Bitcoins."
Do you Calzone take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
December 6, 2024 at 12:18 PM
Do you Calzone take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Psst, sell him this and we'll go halves 🤫
December 2, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Psst, sell him this and we'll go halves 🤫
Quote post with an image of how you picture 2025
November 27, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Quote post with an image of how you picture 2025
Thank God Art has come a long way since.
November 27, 2024 at 11:20 AM
Thank God Art has come a long way since.
And they clearly hang up pictures drawn by their kids - disgraceful!
November 27, 2024 at 11:00 AM
And they clearly hang up pictures drawn by their kids - disgraceful!
Knight of the Round stomach.
November 25, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Knight of the Round stomach.
Flo - your followers could spray these orange and have Wotsits for life.
November 22, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Flo - your followers could spray these orange and have Wotsits for life.
Westport, Ireland - late 90's.
November 22, 2024 at 10:25 AM
Westport, Ireland - late 90's.
Breaking news: Artwork sold at auction for £52 million eaten by hungry child.
November 21, 2024 at 10:00 AM
Breaking news: Artwork sold at auction for £52 million eaten by hungry child.
Post you from a different era
Just before Y2K when the world fell apart.
Just before Y2K when the world fell apart.
November 20, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Post you from a different era
Just before Y2K when the world fell apart.
Just before Y2K when the world fell apart.
“Did you try looking behind the back of the couch for your wig Mr President?”
November 20, 2024 at 9:04 AM
“Did you try looking behind the back of the couch for your wig Mr President?”
Relatively intelligent people may hesitate to bring up kids into this World – however if you’re a brainwashed thicko then you’re more likely to just mindlessly thunk ‘em out as if they were just turds - fair to say then that the next generation will primarily consist of Cro-MAGAnons?
November 15, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Relatively intelligent people may hesitate to bring up kids into this World – however if you’re a brainwashed thicko then you’re more likely to just mindlessly thunk ‘em out as if they were just turds - fair to say then that the next generation will primarily consist of Cro-MAGAnons?
Bluesky Developer "No, I just fuckin' told you, turning it fuckin' on and fuckin' off again won't fuckin' fix it!"
November 14, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Bluesky Developer "No, I just fuckin' told you, turning it fuckin' on and fuckin' off again won't fuckin' fix it!"
The Privy Council recognised her services to Plumbers during lockdown by blocking lav's up and down the land with her massive Turnip clods.
November 6, 2024 at 7:52 PM
The Privy Council recognised her services to Plumbers during lockdown by blocking lav's up and down the land with her massive Turnip clods.
Twitter accounts first day in Bluesky.
October 22, 2024 at 8:38 AM
Twitter accounts first day in Bluesky.
Cliff Richard used to get high on life until he discovered the joys of Mescaline.
October 14, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Cliff Richard used to get high on life until he discovered the joys of Mescaline.
The Slug and Lettuce.
October 14, 2024 at 11:03 AM
The Slug and Lettuce.
What's great about Threads is that (spoiler) once it starts getting grim, then it just gets grimmer and grimmer and grimmer...
October 10, 2024 at 8:21 PM
What's great about Threads is that (spoiler) once it starts getting grim, then it just gets grimmer and grimmer and grimmer...
Smile 2 looks terrifying.
October 10, 2024 at 11:37 AM
Smile 2 looks terrifying.
If you see this post, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
October 4, 2024 at 7:05 PM
If you see this post, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.