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Quite literally, a shit sandwich. $BYND @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Quite literally, a shit sandwich. $BYND @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social
Shitco Hopscotch™️
Intel’s top AI executive leaves for OpenAI after 6 months in role on.ft.com/47U7NaB
Intel’s top AI executive leaves for OpenAI after 6 months in role
Chief technology officer Sachin Katti’s departure is latest blow to chipmaker as it struggles to compete in AI market
on.ft.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Shitco Hopscotch™️
Person reports FSD tried to murder her. Elon dickriding incel moderator locks comments until she sends him video directly. She does. Now he locks comments until Tesla support “offers feedback” like they’re going to give that to him lol. @realdanodowd.bsky.social @bradmunchen.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Person reports FSD tried to murder her. Elon dickriding incel moderator locks comments until she sends him video directly. She does. Now he locks comments until Tesla support “offers feedback” like they’re going to give that to him lol. @realdanodowd.bsky.social @bradmunchen.bsky.social
Area brain genius just thought of a 200 pound $100K ankle bracelet that can run 4 mph. Incels be like "HERRR DERRRR REAL LIFE ROBOCOP"
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Area brain genius just thought of a 200 pound $100K ankle bracelet that can run 4 mph. Incels be like "HERRR DERRRR REAL LIFE ROBOCOP"
It's hard to overstate how much the imbeciles running the CFA Institute have driven it into the ground in recent years. By all indications it's just being run for officers and employees now. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It's hard to overstate how much the imbeciles running the CFA Institute have driven it into the ground in recent years. By all indications it's just being run for officers and employees now. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
"Border" patrol.
Fk these fascist cosplay cops.
blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/10/b...
blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/10/b...
Border Patrol Agents Pose At The Bean For Apparent Photo Op
The photo op came after agents tear-gassed a Little Village street and were spotted in the area numerous times. At the Bean, one agent shouted, "Everyone say, 'Little Village!'"
blockclubchicago.org
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
"Border" patrol.
99% of people with fire insurance never have their house burn down. Talk about a scam!
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
99% of people with fire insurance never have their house burn down. Talk about a scam!
A rare win for basic humanity.
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A rare win for basic humanity.
The obvious thread is that they want the Democrats to spend the next two decades in the wilderness.
Eight Senate Democratic Caucus members broke ranks Sunday and voted to advance a deal to reopen the government.
There are few obvious threads connecting the group who broke the partisan impasse this time.
There are few obvious threads connecting the group who broke the partisan impasse this time.
The 8 Senate Democratic Caucus members who voted to end the shutdown
There are few obvious threads connecting the group who broke the partisan impasse.
www.politico.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The obvious thread is that they want the Democrats to spend the next two decades in the wilderness.
Raise your hand if most of your AI chats end up like this:
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Raise your hand if most of your AI chats end up like this:
I dunno man, the hump sitting in a lawn chair by the airstrip in Diego Garcia that waves in the monthly cargo plane delivery can easily be shoved into the tower at JFK with no training or certification. As long as his abs are ripped and his pocket square game is toit.
Sean Duffy: "The secretary of war texted me yesterday and said, 'I might have some air traffic controllers. If you could use them, I'm gonna offer them to you.' I don't know that I can, Jake, because they're not certified in the airspaces that we need them. But if I can, I'm going to use them."
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I dunno man, the hump sitting in a lawn chair by the airstrip in Diego Garcia that waves in the monthly cargo plane delivery can easily be shoved into the tower at JFK with no training or certification. As long as his abs are ripped and his pocket square game is toit.
What "Copilot Studio" thinks my simple, basic agent should be:
a bald man in a blue shirt is making a face
ALT: a bald man in a blue shirt is making a face
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
What "Copilot Studio" thinks my simple, basic agent should be:
Buy a policy from whom?
It is congress appropriated money. It’s not ruled by tweets.
November 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Buy a policy from whom?
When you ask your broker to transfer your $INTC position from your margin account to your 401(k):
November 8, 2025 at 1:32 PM
When you ask your broker to transfer your $INTC position from your margin account to your 401(k):
I see every Tesla still comes with a complementary lobotomy.
November 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I see every Tesla still comes with a complementary lobotomy.
Taking the withholding of SNAP benefits to the Supreme Court, and rejecting a pretty benign Democrat offer to give the GOP everything except a 12-month extension of health care premium subsidies, is a curious political strategy.
November 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Taking the withholding of SNAP benefits to the Supreme Court, and rejecting a pretty benign Democrat offer to give the GOP everything except a 12-month extension of health care premium subsidies, is a curious political strategy.
Post of the day.
People who got lucky by companies making disastrous acquisitions during the dotcom bubble continue to haunt us
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Post of the day.
Area cuck chair resident Stephen Miller is upset that they can’t impersonate federal employees and put out propaganda in their name. The replies to his post are wild. These people are truly batshit whacko.
November 8, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Area cuck chair resident Stephen Miller is upset that they can’t impersonate federal employees and put out propaganda in their name. The replies to his post are wild. These people are truly batshit whacko.
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Walmart is selling a loss-leader thanksgiving dinner and that means the economy is solved!
Like shoppers aren't going to notice that this is a blatant lie. He must think we're as stupid as he is.
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Walmart is selling a loss-leader thanksgiving dinner and that means the economy is solved!
What a headline.
BOSTON (AP) - Trump administration seeks an emergency pause to a court order demanding full November SNAP payments.
@apnews.com #SNAP
@apnews.com #SNAP
November 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
What a headline.
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Richest nation in human history
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Richest nation in human history
Secretary of The Army on CNBC just said after he leaves the studio he’s going to meet private equity firms to talk about building datacenters on US Army bases. Makes sense because PE cost of capital is much lower than U.S. treasuries, and 25 yr old Excel jockeys have the chops to do this.
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Secretary of The Army on CNBC just said after he leaves the studio he’s going to meet private equity firms to talk about building datacenters on US Army bases. Makes sense because PE cost of capital is much lower than U.S. treasuries, and 25 yr old Excel jockeys have the chops to do this.
Explain a film plot badly: Area aristocratic space lady gets her planet incinerated by insulting the body odour of the man holding the trigger of the space laser.
November 7, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Explain a film plot badly: Area aristocratic space lady gets her planet incinerated by insulting the body odour of the man holding the trigger of the space laser.
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