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Quite literally, a shit sandwich. $BYND @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Quite literally, a shit sandwich. $BYND @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social
Person reports FSD tried to murder her. Elon dickriding incel moderator locks comments until she sends him video directly. She does. Now he locks comments until Tesla support “offers feedback” like they’re going to give that to him lol. @realdanodowd.bsky.social @bradmunchen.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Person reports FSD tried to murder her. Elon dickriding incel moderator locks comments until she sends him video directly. She does. Now he locks comments until Tesla support “offers feedback” like they’re going to give that to him lol. @realdanodowd.bsky.social @bradmunchen.bsky.social
Area brain genius just thought of a 200 pound $100K ankle bracelet that can run 4 mph. Incels be like "HERRR DERRRR REAL LIFE ROBOCOP"
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Area brain genius just thought of a 200 pound $100K ankle bracelet that can run 4 mph. Incels be like "HERRR DERRRR REAL LIFE ROBOCOP"
99% of people with fire insurance never have their house burn down. Talk about a scam!
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
99% of people with fire insurance never have their house burn down. Talk about a scam!
A rare win for basic humanity.
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A rare win for basic humanity.
Raise your hand if most of your AI chats end up like this:
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Raise your hand if most of your AI chats end up like this:
I see every Tesla still comes with a complementary lobotomy.
November 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I see every Tesla still comes with a complementary lobotomy.
Area cuck chair resident Stephen Miller is upset that they can’t impersonate federal employees and put out propaganda in their name. The replies to his post are wild. These people are truly batshit whacko.
November 8, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Area cuck chair resident Stephen Miller is upset that they can’t impersonate federal employees and put out propaganda in their name. The replies to his post are wild. These people are truly batshit whacko.
Secretary of The Army on CNBC just said after he leaves the studio he’s going to meet private equity firms to talk about building datacenters on US Army bases. Makes sense because PE cost of capital is much lower than U.S. treasuries, and 25 yr old Excel jockeys have the chops to do this.
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Secretary of The Army on CNBC just said after he leaves the studio he’s going to meet private equity firms to talk about building datacenters on US Army bases. Makes sense because PE cost of capital is much lower than U.S. treasuries, and 25 yr old Excel jockeys have the chops to do this.
xAI should have been built inside Tesla. Tesla could have invested at at $10B valuation. Now Musk will pilfer $10B from Tesla at a $500B valuation and the baggies will be jacking it.
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 AM
xAI should have been built inside Tesla. Tesla could have invested at at $10B valuation. Now Musk will pilfer $10B from Tesla at a $500B valuation and the baggies will be jacking it.
Maybe JD Vance had just walked with the the same Medusa stare he gave to the Pope.
November 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Maybe JD Vance had just walked with the the same Medusa stare he gave to the Pope.
Basically if you get these it’s best to burn your house down.
November 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Basically if you get these it’s best to burn your house down.
It’s as immutable as the laws of physics.
November 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
It’s as immutable as the laws of physics.
Tough scene down at the Statue of Liberty this morning.
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Tough scene down at the Statue of Liberty this morning.
“They killed Charlie Kirk with their rhetoric”
November 5, 2025 at 11:23 AM
“They killed Charlie Kirk with their rhetoric”
TFW you see some clown on the floor below in he office building walking up to use the washroom on your floor
November 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
TFW you see some clown on the floor below in he office building walking up to use the washroom on your floor
It's the damn shorts holding my company down at 100x revenue.
November 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It's the damn shorts holding my company down at 100x revenue.
Baggies were plowing into this POS at $7+ last week on a fake news pump and dump that the float was 70M shares, 320M shares don’t exist, and if they do exist, they aren’t freely tradable (they do and they are). 🤌🤌🤌🤌 @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Baggies were plowing into this POS at $7+ last week on a fake news pump and dump that the float was 70M shares, 320M shares don’t exist, and if they do exist, they aren’t freely tradable (they do and they are). 🤌🤌🤌🤌 @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social
What happened to da $QNTM nekkid shawtz squeeze and suing brokers for da spoofing? @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
What happened to da $QNTM nekkid shawtz squeeze and suing brokers for da spoofing? @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social
Why don't the maggots go bananas when people wave the Italian flag during the Columbus Day parade? Where are the howls of "go back to Italy, this is Murica!" Or the Irish flag on St. Patrick's Day? One of life's mysteries. I have no idea what it could be. No idea at all.
November 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Why don't the maggots go bananas when people wave the Italian flag during the Columbus Day parade? Where are the howls of "go back to Italy, this is Murica!" Or the Irish flag on St. Patrick's Day? One of life's mysteries. I have no idea what it could be. No idea at all.
The LLM shakeout is almost over it seems. It will be Google and OpenAI left standing, and probably Anthropic. xAI simply has no viable business model and won’t be able to spend nearly enough to remotely keep up. His Nibs is eyeing $TSLA cash pile now.
November 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The LLM shakeout is almost over it seems. It will be Google and OpenAI left standing, and probably Anthropic. xAI simply has no viable business model and won’t be able to spend nearly enough to remotely keep up. His Nibs is eyeing $TSLA cash pile now.