kermitthegreen.bsky.social
@kermitthegreen.bsky.social
I'm just a frog 🐸
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spent my morning experiencing the greatest joy a man nearing middle-age can feel: i stumbled around hungover in my best long coat doing errands and drinking coffee on a gray overcast day. in other words, cosplaying clive owen from children of men
December 7, 2024 at 9:52 PM
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as a fun moral question can anyone explain to me an ethical difference between being an insurance company CEO and firing a gun blindly into a crowd
December 5, 2024 at 3:42 AM
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December 5, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Day 1: "Hey boss, we’ve got this problem here..."
(Boss: "Okay...")

Day 2: "Hey boss, this problem is still probleming."

Day 3: The problem finally affects the boss.
(Boss: "wHy DiD nO oNe TeLl Me AbOuT tHiS?!")

I swear, I’m about to ride an e-bike into the sunset.
December 4, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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people who watch videos on their phone — no headphones, full volume — should be turned into dortios
December 4, 2024 at 2:55 AM
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If you see this post, can you please help spread this information?

#ASafeChoice is a referral network of physicians who provide medication abortion services ACROSS THE US.

People everywhere need to know about this option. These doctors have capacity to help more women!

Let’s spread word! ❤️✊
Click to Visit #ASafeChoice Network
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December 4, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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I’ll get banned for posting that CEO getting got set to Freebird, right?
December 4, 2024 at 7:47 PM
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I love art
December 4, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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With every passing day I better understand the mothers in Victorian novels who stay in their bedrooms with the curtains closed and complain vaguely about their “nerves.”
November 27, 2024 at 5:44 PM
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Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
November 27, 2024 at 4:51 PM
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The war on Christmas will be fought at Nakatomi Lahren Plaza.
November 26, 2024 at 11:28 AM
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i think Drake’s only option at this point is try to appeal to Liz Cheney
November 26, 2024 at 2:37 AM
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Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father.
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?
November 27, 2024 at 3:18 AM
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Ban pharmaceutical ads!
November 26, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Like some frogs, I'm going to find a nice body of water and hibernate in the mud for the foreseeable future.
November 26, 2024 at 7:22 PM
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The right of politics
November 22, 2024 at 8:10 AM
Hippity Hoppity abolish private property
November 22, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Tee gur
November 22, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Mandatory Gentile Inspection get in line
November 22, 2024 at 9:11 PM
The OG
November 22, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Funky Frog Friday, get hippity hoppin 🐸
November 22, 2024 at 9:04 PM