Slank
@kentuckyfried.bsky.social
Blind in one eye, visual learner. Corporate drone by day, washed dad by night. I do subpar photoshops on my phone, no AI slop
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This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.
February 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM
This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.
I saw a personalized plate that said “PROUDSS” and wondered how that passed the DMV check. Then remembered I live in KY.
December 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I saw a personalized plate that said “PROUDSS” and wondered how that passed the DMV check. Then remembered I live in KY.
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
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the way that ai is being advertised now is that everyone has to pretend to be incompetent and incredibly incapable and useless at everything
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
the way that ai is being advertised now is that everyone has to pretend to be incompetent and incredibly incapable and useless at everything
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
Truly one of the dumbest people in history
December 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Truly one of the dumbest people in history
I was reading my son the Dr Seuss book and this started going thru my head
December 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I was reading my son the Dr Seuss book and this started going thru my head
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Caught one of those Annabelle Conjuring movies and I think they’ve made too many of them, she’s a lawyer in this one but never thought the biggest case of her career could lead to love
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Caught one of those Annabelle Conjuring movies and I think they’ve made too many of them, she’s a lawyer in this one but never thought the biggest case of her career could lead to love
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
Sleeping on the same twin bed your wife slept in thirty years ago is like a trip back in time, to hell.
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Sleeping on the same twin bed your wife slept in thirty years ago is like a trip back in time, to hell.
Never underestimate human ingenuity
Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
'Slop Evader' Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022
Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.
www.404media.co
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Never underestimate human ingenuity
A new business/fetish just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
A new business/fetish just dropped
What’s the over/under on pronoun “jokes”
I teased this last night in What I’m Hearing but now confirmed: Paramount WILL release Rush Hour 4 after prodding from Trump on behalf of Brett Ratner. Distribution deal. Producer Tarak Ben Ammar is lining up financing. Get ready for the dumbest possible state-controlled media.
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
What’s the over/under on pronoun “jokes”
Oh hell yeah, free don-awwwww
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Oh hell yeah, free don-awwwww
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Sunday comfort hound
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Sunday comfort hound
Harryhausen Hive rise up.
Jason and the Argonauts (1963). Stop motion effects by Ray Harryhausen. Brilliant creepy score by Bernard Herrmann
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Harryhausen Hive rise up.
“Compromise is made out of peace but history’s made out of violence. After the war of of the worlds has ceased all that’s left is a deafening silence.”
Sturgill Simpson - Sing Along (Official Video)
YouTube video by Sturgill Simpson
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November 21, 2025 at 1:08 PM
“Compromise is made out of peace but history’s made out of violence. After the war of of the worlds has ceased all that’s left is a deafening silence.”
The man who killed John Wilkes Booth was a “mad hatter” who cut off his own testicles.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The man who killed John Wilkes Booth was a “mad hatter” who cut off his own testicles.
Hey Grok, is Elon a big special boy who needs constant adoration and praise to validate his vapid existence?
November 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Hey Grok, is Elon a big special boy who needs constant adoration and praise to validate his vapid existence?