Red Gardener
@kelsilo.bsky.social
Your friendly neighborhood Baltimore Co. commie. Pretzel Maker www.imbisspretzel.com
Auntie. Gardener and armchair ecologist. Guitar and bass player. Video games. Latin America enthusiast.
Deli worker. I'll slice any meat you need.
Auntie. Gardener and armchair ecologist. Guitar and bass player. Video games. Latin America enthusiast.
Deli worker. I'll slice any meat you need.
If you think about it, Piano Man is a nasty bit of business.
"We'd love to hear another song. You're our favorite. Here's some money."
"Haha thanks. So here's a new one just for you. It's about how you all are drunken reprobates with no future."
"We'd love to hear another song. You're our favorite. Here's some money."
"Haha thanks. So here's a new one just for you. It's about how you all are drunken reprobates with no future."
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
If you think about it, Piano Man is a nasty bit of business.
"We'd love to hear another song. You're our favorite. Here's some money."
"Haha thanks. So here's a new one just for you. It's about how you all are drunken reprobates with no future."
"We'd love to hear another song. You're our favorite. Here's some money."
"Haha thanks. So here's a new one just for you. It's about how you all are drunken reprobates with no future."
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Increasing temperatures are already killing huge numbers of people.
A ProPublica and @us.theguardian.com analysis found that Trump’s “America First” agenda is expected to add substantially to the toll, with the vast majority of deaths occurring outside the U.S.
By @fastlerner.bsky.social
A ProPublica and @us.theguardian.com analysis found that Trump’s “America First” agenda is expected to add substantially to the toll, with the vast majority of deaths occurring outside the U.S.
By @fastlerner.bsky.social
Trump’s Anti-Green Agenda Could Lead to 1.3 Million More Climate Deaths. The Poorest Countries Will Be Impacted Most.
Most of the people expected to suffer these temperature-related deaths live in poor countries in Africa and South Asia that are least prepared to cope with the increasing heat from climate change.
www.propublica.org
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Increasing temperatures are already killing huge numbers of people.
A ProPublica and @us.theguardian.com analysis found that Trump’s “America First” agenda is expected to add substantially to the toll, with the vast majority of deaths occurring outside the U.S.
By @fastlerner.bsky.social
A ProPublica and @us.theguardian.com analysis found that Trump’s “America First” agenda is expected to add substantially to the toll, with the vast majority of deaths occurring outside the U.S.
By @fastlerner.bsky.social
I don't know. Id argue that he's not funny at all, as much as people keep insisting he is. His timing sucks. He's just loud, annoying, and awkward. Which doesn't really add up to a joke. He's kind of like if Kenny Powers was a boring suit. Nobody needs that.
once again joining the many people who have observed how much of a world-historical problem it is that Trump is so fucking funny
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I don't know. Id argue that he's not funny at all, as much as people keep insisting he is. His timing sucks. He's just loud, annoying, and awkward. Which doesn't really add up to a joke. He's kind of like if Kenny Powers was a boring suit. Nobody needs that.
Italy is the number one romantic destination among couples who enjoy the sensual sound of two pieces of mortadella hitting together.
... I'm sorry. I'm still trying to figure out if Bluesky is for shitposting.
... I'm sorry. I'm still trying to figure out if Bluesky is for shitposting.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Italy is the number one romantic destination among couples who enjoy the sensual sound of two pieces of mortadella hitting together.
... I'm sorry. I'm still trying to figure out if Bluesky is for shitposting.
... I'm sorry. I'm still trying to figure out if Bluesky is for shitposting.
God help me, I do love a "quirky" (?) Pop song that kinda has some Broadway in it.
November 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
God help me, I do love a "quirky" (?) Pop song that kinda has some Broadway in it.
There's a photo shoot of some kind happening outside of the window that faces the counter where I'm working. I can definitely understand how having a flash in your face can cause a celeb to lose it momentarily.
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
There's a photo shoot of some kind happening outside of the window that faces the counter where I'm working. I can definitely understand how having a flash in your face can cause a celeb to lose it momentarily.
Hey! If you use insta, please follow my band, Mergers and Acquisitions.
@mergers.acquisitions.band
Also, we put some new demos on our Bandcamp. Check it out! mergers-acquisitions.bandcamp.com
@mergers.acquisitions.band
Also, we put some new demos on our Bandcamp. Check it out! mergers-acquisitions.bandcamp.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey! If you use insta, please follow my band, Mergers and Acquisitions.
@mergers.acquisitions.band
Also, we put some new demos on our Bandcamp. Check it out! mergers-acquisitions.bandcamp.com
@mergers.acquisitions.band
Also, we put some new demos on our Bandcamp. Check it out! mergers-acquisitions.bandcamp.com
Big announcement! Imbiss will be selling pretzels at the Zion Church's Christkindlmarkt in Baltimore this year right after Thanksgiving. Nov 29 from 10-5 and Nov. 30 11 - 4. Come get your Deutsch on. ❤️ 🥨🍺🇩🇪
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Big announcement! Imbiss will be selling pretzels at the Zion Church's Christkindlmarkt in Baltimore this year right after Thanksgiving. Nov 29 from 10-5 and Nov. 30 11 - 4. Come get your Deutsch on. ❤️ 🥨🍺🇩🇪
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Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
Bring back oral story telling that's not true crime!
One of the things that gets lost in translation is how rhythmic & fun to read the prose of the original Journey to the West is.
Best way I can describe it is "Imagine if Dragonball was Written instead of Drawn"
Esp. when for most of its existence, this is how story would've actually been read:
Best way I can describe it is "Imagine if Dragonball was Written instead of Drawn"
Esp. when for most of its existence, this is how story would've actually been read:
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Bring back oral story telling that's not true crime!
Went to a show after a shift on my feet with no breaks. Feeling extra middle-aged today lol. Time for that Rx Ibuprofen.
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Went to a show after a shift on my feet with no breaks. Feeling extra middle-aged today lol. Time for that Rx Ibuprofen.
So anyway I haven't shared my art in a while.
November 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
So anyway I haven't shared my art in a while.
We're slammed. Guy asks for a slice. I ask his name for the order. I don't understand, so I'm stone-faced, grabbing a box, waiting to ask again.
"I'm sorry, what was that?" I ask.
"Mr. Handsome Guy."
Honestly, the fact that I made him repeat the lame joke was way funnier than the joke itself.
"I'm sorry, what was that?" I ask.
"Mr. Handsome Guy."
Honestly, the fact that I made him repeat the lame joke was way funnier than the joke itself.
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
We're slammed. Guy asks for a slice. I ask his name for the order. I don't understand, so I'm stone-faced, grabbing a box, waiting to ask again.
"I'm sorry, what was that?" I ask.
"Mr. Handsome Guy."
Honestly, the fact that I made him repeat the lame joke was way funnier than the joke itself.
"I'm sorry, what was that?" I ask.
"Mr. Handsome Guy."
Honestly, the fact that I made him repeat the lame joke was way funnier than the joke itself.
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You are cordially invited to rock
This Friday 7 November 8pm $10
Wax Atlas 5523 Harford Road
with
50'♀ & the Worms
Viennetta (NY)
$100 Girlfriend
This Friday 7 November 8pm $10
Wax Atlas 5523 Harford Road
with
50'♀ & the Worms
Viennetta (NY)
$100 Girlfriend
November 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
You are cordially invited to rock
This Friday 7 November 8pm $10
Wax Atlas 5523 Harford Road
with
50'♀ & the Worms
Viennetta (NY)
$100 Girlfriend
This Friday 7 November 8pm $10
Wax Atlas 5523 Harford Road
with
50'♀ & the Worms
Viennetta (NY)
$100 Girlfriend
Nov 4. The latest I read is that the state intends to reinstate SNAP, while the feds are going back on their commitment to fund the program by half. While they lie and play, we workers follow through on our promises. Imbiss will still provide a free pretzel tommorow to those with an EBT card.
Nov. 2nd and still no plan to reinstate SNAP benefits. This week, Imbiss will offer a free pretzel while they last to anyone with an EBT card. I'll be at Govans Market from 1 to 4 on Wednesday. Let's take care of each other.
Pretzels for the People because, like Fred said, Power to the People!
Pretzels for the People because, like Fred said, Power to the People!
November 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Nov 4. The latest I read is that the state intends to reinstate SNAP, while the feds are going back on their commitment to fund the program by half. While they lie and play, we workers follow through on our promises. Imbiss will still provide a free pretzel tommorow to those with an EBT card.
I bought this because I thought it was funny. I was sure it was going to be nasty, but it's actually... pretty dang nice? Wild stuff.
November 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I bought this because I thought it was funny. I was sure it was going to be nasty, but it's actually... pretty dang nice? Wild stuff.
Nov. 2nd and still no plan to reinstate SNAP benefits. This week, Imbiss will offer a free pretzel while they last to anyone with an EBT card. I'll be at Govans Market from 1 to 4 on Wednesday. Let's take care of each other.
Pretzels for the People because, like Fred said, Power to the People!
Pretzels for the People because, like Fred said, Power to the People!
November 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Nov. 2nd and still no plan to reinstate SNAP benefits. This week, Imbiss will offer a free pretzel while they last to anyone with an EBT card. I'll be at Govans Market from 1 to 4 on Wednesday. Let's take care of each other.
Pretzels for the People because, like Fred said, Power to the People!
Pretzels for the People because, like Fred said, Power to the People!
A hungry mob is an angry mob. - Bob Marley
I think Trump wants to end SNAP forever. In the clutch with reporters he said something like, “We are ending Democrat Programs and they’re not coming back.”
I keep thinking about how Henry VIII dissolved the monasteries, a source of aid for the poor.
We may be at that level of societal change.
I keep thinking about how Henry VIII dissolved the monasteries, a source of aid for the poor.
We may be at that level of societal change.
November 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
A hungry mob is an angry mob. - Bob Marley
Remembering the time I wanted to be Kim Deal for Halloween so I just wore my normal clothes and lugged a bass around Boston. What a dork lol
October 31, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Remembering the time I wanted to be Kim Deal for Halloween so I just wore my normal clothes and lugged a bass around Boston. What a dork lol
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Shut down Crown graffiti wrecking my tender ass on a random Wednesday
October 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Shut down Crown graffiti wrecking my tender ass on a random Wednesday
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FYI if you have a Spotify membership, Indivisible is asking people to cancel until they stop running ICE recruitment ads. Instructions on how to do it here: www.youtube.com/shorts/TKp7c...
Tutorial: How to cancel your Spotify subscription
YouTube video by Indivisible
www.youtube.com
October 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
FYI if you have a Spotify membership, Indivisible is asking people to cancel until they stop running ICE recruitment ads. Instructions on how to do it here: www.youtube.com/shorts/TKp7c...
Did you all know Walmart has its own in store radio with DJs and everything? I'm in hell. 😆
October 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Did you all know Walmart has its own in store radio with DJs and everything? I'm in hell. 😆
Hey y'all, it's Apfelschorle fall. (Well, cider and seltzer...) The Govans Market is winding down; catch me there through Nov. 5.
That said, let me know of any vending opportunities this winter! Does you party need pretzels? Are you planning a show and you need carbs to fuel the pit? Get at me!
That said, let me know of any vending opportunities this winter! Does you party need pretzels? Are you planning a show and you need carbs to fuel the pit? Get at me!
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Hey y'all, it's Apfelschorle fall. (Well, cider and seltzer...) The Govans Market is winding down; catch me there through Nov. 5.
That said, let me know of any vending opportunities this winter! Does you party need pretzels? Are you planning a show and you need carbs to fuel the pit? Get at me!
That said, let me know of any vending opportunities this winter! Does you party need pretzels? Are you planning a show and you need carbs to fuel the pit? Get at me!
It's so frustrating to hear this from Trans folks because hrt is forced on us intersex folks. Like, the doctors need to stop playing because its obviously not about safety or consent.
i wish i had not gotten my head fucked up by doctors when i first asked about hrt in the early ‘00s, i do not want anyone to suffer the way i suffered back in the closet for all those years
despite all the fear mongering about trans people and the attempts to abandon and actively harm us from both political parties in the US, transitioning is still the greatest decision i’ve ever made, only regret i have is not doing it younger, and that it has only made my life infinitely better
October 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
It's so frustrating to hear this from Trans folks because hrt is forced on us intersex folks. Like, the doctors need to stop playing because its obviously not about safety or consent.
Varicose veins are just a tattoo to commemorate life in the service economy.
October 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Varicose veins are just a tattoo to commemorate life in the service economy.