Red Gardener
@kelsilo.bsky.social
Your friendly neighborhood Baltimore Co. commie. Pretzel Maker www.imbisspretzel.com
Auntie. Gardener and armchair ecologist. Guitar and bass player. Video games. Latin America enthusiast.
Deli worker. I'll slice any meat you need.
Auntie. Gardener and armchair ecologist. Guitar and bass player. Video games. Latin America enthusiast.
Deli worker. I'll slice any meat you need.
The mind boggles at the concept of Alton James Brown.
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The mind boggles at the concept of Alton James Brown.
Big announcement! Imbiss will be selling pretzels at the Zion Church's Christkindlmarkt in Baltimore this year right after Thanksgiving. Nov 29 from 10-5 and Nov. 30 11 - 4. Come get your Deutsch on. ❤️ 🥨🍺🇩🇪
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Big announcement! Imbiss will be selling pretzels at the Zion Church's Christkindlmarkt in Baltimore this year right after Thanksgiving. Nov 29 from 10-5 and Nov. 30 11 - 4. Come get your Deutsch on. ❤️ 🥨🍺🇩🇪
So anyway I haven't shared my art in a while.
November 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
So anyway I haven't shared my art in a while.
I bought this because I thought it was funny. I was sure it was going to be nasty, but it's actually... pretty dang nice? Wild stuff.
November 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I bought this because I thought it was funny. I was sure it was going to be nasty, but it's actually... pretty dang nice? Wild stuff.
Nov. 2nd and still no plan to reinstate SNAP benefits. This week, Imbiss will offer a free pretzel while they last to anyone with an EBT card. I'll be at Govans Market from 1 to 4 on Wednesday. Let's take care of each other.
Pretzels for the People because, like Fred said, Power to the People!
Pretzels for the People because, like Fred said, Power to the People!
November 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Nov. 2nd and still no plan to reinstate SNAP benefits. This week, Imbiss will offer a free pretzel while they last to anyone with an EBT card. I'll be at Govans Market from 1 to 4 on Wednesday. Let's take care of each other.
Pretzels for the People because, like Fred said, Power to the People!
Pretzels for the People because, like Fred said, Power to the People!
Hey y'all, it's Apfelschorle fall. (Well, cider and seltzer...) The Govans Market is winding down; catch me there through Nov. 5.
That said, let me know of any vending opportunities this winter! Does you party need pretzels? Are you planning a show and you need carbs to fuel the pit? Get at me!
That said, let me know of any vending opportunities this winter! Does you party need pretzels? Are you planning a show and you need carbs to fuel the pit? Get at me!
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Hey y'all, it's Apfelschorle fall. (Well, cider and seltzer...) The Govans Market is winding down; catch me there through Nov. 5.
That said, let me know of any vending opportunities this winter! Does you party need pretzels? Are you planning a show and you need carbs to fuel the pit? Get at me!
That said, let me know of any vending opportunities this winter! Does you party need pretzels? Are you planning a show and you need carbs to fuel the pit? Get at me!
Baltimore pretzel people! Imbiss will be at Govans Farmers Market TODAY from 3 to 6. I've prepped Bavarian-style, Cinnamon Sugar, Old Bay, and Cheddar! See you this afternoon! ❤️ 🥨
October 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Baltimore pretzel people! Imbiss will be at Govans Farmers Market TODAY from 3 to 6. I've prepped Bavarian-style, Cinnamon Sugar, Old Bay, and Cheddar! See you this afternoon! ❤️ 🥨
I did not have the time I would have liked to dedicate to the garden this year, but I'm still feeling blessed by Gaia, Yahwey, Lugh, Chaak, etc.
October 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I did not have the time I would have liked to dedicate to the garden this year, but I'm still feeling blessed by Gaia, Yahwey, Lugh, Chaak, etc.
What up Baltimore, I'm vending pretzels at Ottobar until 4. I have a new cheddar flavor for youuuuu
October 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
What up Baltimore, I'm vending pretzels at Ottobar until 4. I have a new cheddar flavor for youuuuu
My most illegal snapshot of the most excellent Bill and Ted's Waiting For Godot.
October 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
My most illegal snapshot of the most excellent Bill and Ted's Waiting For Godot.
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole.
October 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole.
Moon festival is liiiiiiiiiit!
October 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Moon festival is liiiiiiiiiit!
Lotta magic happened here. Maybe kinda weird to randomly walk by but we were close. Thanks for the records, Albini.
October 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Lotta magic happened here. Maybe kinda weird to randomly walk by but we were close. Thanks for the records, Albini.
Today ended up being an exploration of Chicano culture (which is surreal as dork-a$$ fash whose brains have been cooked by 4chan Call of Duty and whatnot invade this city). You can't erase beauty. You can't rewrite history. You can't unsing the song. You can't uncook the birria.
October 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Today ended up being an exploration of Chicano culture (which is surreal as dork-a$$ fash whose brains have been cooked by 4chan Call of Duty and whatnot invade this city). You can't erase beauty. You can't rewrite history. You can't unsing the song. You can't uncook the birria.
Military Latte (matcha and espresso). It shouldn't work but it doooooooooes.
October 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Military Latte (matcha and espresso). It shouldn't work but it doooooooooes.
Happy early Autumn Festival from Chi-town China town. 🇨🇳 ❤️
October 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Happy early Autumn Festival from Chi-town China town. 🇨🇳 ❤️
When she puts your Tie Guan Yin in a Ziploc, you know its about to pop off.
October 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
When she puts your Tie Guan Yin in a Ziploc, you know its about to pop off.
Emo album cover lookin ass...
September 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Emo album cover lookin ass...
Amtrak room toilet that we will not be using!
September 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Amtrak room toilet that we will not be using!
This game is called find the deer. Good luck!
September 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This game is called find the deer. Good luck!
