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unreliable narrator
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Don’t ask Jewish people when Hanukkah is, we don’t know! We simply find out. Perhaps a thoughtful gentile friend looks up when it falls that year so they can wish you a happy Chanukah. Or we see a lit menorah on someone’s Instagram story. But we can never know when Hanuka is, or how it’s spelled
December 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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They’re pulling over all work vehicles on 295 BWI parkway and asking for IDs of everyone in the vehicle. Be advised.
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
December 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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has anyone ever actually gotten campaign texts to stop
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
No Country for Old Men 2: Some Old Men Can Have a Little Country As a Treat
December 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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how is this real
December 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Trump only wants to renovate Dulles airport so they’ll name it after him. It’s a stupid idea for many reasons, but chiefly bc we already have an airport named after a president we hate in DC, & we’ve refused to call by its real name for 27 years out of spite. We can easily do that with two airports.
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
A few days late, but here is our family’s Thanksgiving centerpiece:
November 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Happy Halloween from Aunt Gladys
October 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Little bit of hopecore for the feed: blue shirt interrupted UW’s Psych 210 class with slurs & salutes, & the entire 100+ class, including the professor, chased the fucker down. This is how we treat nazis!!
Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play

go fuckin Huskies

Nazi UW students fuck off
October 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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this exists it is called thinking
September 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Some people may lament learning about a famous person’s passing through memes, but I kind of love it?
RIP robert redford i will miss your delicious salad dressings most of all,,
September 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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September 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Is there any actual *measured effect* that the Newsom tweets are having? I keep hearing how they’re “working” but I have not heard exactly how. I read the Alabama one and the comments are saying how great it is but is there a result someone can point me to
September 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Thinking about how I don’t have a story about being preyed upon by adult men in chat rooms as a kid, but not because I wasn’t in those spaces. It was because I was pretending to be a 35-year-old man named Jeremy and I was laser-focused on winning Word Ladder
September 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I hope he’s only well enough to be able to read just how many people want It to Happen
August 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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the funniest possible day for it to happen is 9/11
August 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
De minimis ends Friday, so I recently ordered my fave Korean sunscreen & a skeleton charm from Australia. Yesterday, SK & Aus halted shipments to the US. My sunscreen delivered today, but the charm is in limbo. I get why this is happening but did anyone consider that the charm was cool & I wanted it
August 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Too bad that our legal and institutional safeguards only work to prevent good policies. It would be cool if they also stopped the evil stuff
August 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Finally found an in-network doctor for my hypermobility probs & made an appt! But after I filled out my patient info form, the site shared an article on “healthy weight loss” w/o ever seeing/speaking to me.

Taking bets now they ignore my symptoms & officially diagnose me “fatty fatty boombalatty”
August 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I just got a community guidelines violation on TikTok for saying I can’t trust the opinions or authority of someone promoting beef tallow as viable skincare, because their face smells like the inside of an Arby’s. But these people can make posts peddling misinformation without consequence??
Bad Place GIF
Alt: Bad Place GIF
media.tenor.com
July 31, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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RIP Ozzy I never got into Sabbath but a zillion other people did and they started bands I did get into so
July 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Farm workers are going on a three-day strike, from July 16th through the 18th, to protest this administration’s cruel immigration policies. They have asked people nationwide to NOT buy produce for the duration of the strike.

Solidarity forever!
Tell a friend to tell a friend NO buying produce July 16,17 & 18th. #USA #Strike #KeepGoing #Cali #California
July 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM