Keith Edwards
@kedwards.bsky.social
Librarian, academic, author of horror/adventure/gothic short novels and stories, Taekwondoin, beer enthusiast, father of 2, He/Him.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts:
1. Johnny Cash in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
2. REM with opening act, Wilco
3. Frank Black, Fast Man Rider Man tour, Savannah, GA
4. Man Or Astroman?, Savannah, at the Velvet Elvis
5. Decembrists, Portland, OR
1. Johnny Cash in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
2. REM with opening act, Wilco
3. Frank Black, Fast Man Rider Man tour, Savannah, GA
4. Man Or Astroman?, Savannah, at the Velvet Elvis
5. Decembrists, Portland, OR
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts:
1. Johnny Cash in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
2. REM with opening act, Wilco
3. Frank Black, Fast Man Rider Man tour, Savannah, GA
4. Man Or Astroman?, Savannah, at the Velvet Elvis
5. Decembrists, Portland, OR
1. Johnny Cash in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
2. REM with opening act, Wilco
3. Frank Black, Fast Man Rider Man tour, Savannah, GA
4. Man Or Astroman?, Savannah, at the Velvet Elvis
5. Decembrists, Portland, OR
Ate pie and fell asleep while watching football. All in all, a successful Thanksgiving has been had.
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Ate pie and fell asleep while watching football. All in all, a successful Thanksgiving has been had.
Post something random or you'll have an aweful december.
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Post something random or you'll have an aweful december.
Watching the packers@Lions Packers game that they have a halftime show with Jack White and Eminem. Unexpected but a good show. And of course he played It.
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Watching the packers@Lions Packers game that they have a halftime show with Jack White and Eminem. Unexpected but a good show. And of course he played It.
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4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
September 4, 2024 at 4:14 PM
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
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UNBOUND AUTHORS: Leftover copies of your books in the UK (MacMillan) warehouse will be pulped within the next week or two. DM me for a link to the warehouse stock list and contacts.
If you have no dosh, another publisher (Wilton Sq) is willing to buy the books & distribute on a 50/50 profit split
If you have no dosh, another publisher (Wilton Sq) is willing to buy the books & distribute on a 50/50 profit split
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
UNBOUND AUTHORS: Leftover copies of your books in the UK (MacMillan) warehouse will be pulped within the next week or two. DM me for a link to the warehouse stock list and contacts.
If you have no dosh, another publisher (Wilton Sq) is willing to buy the books & distribute on a 50/50 profit split
If you have no dosh, another publisher (Wilton Sq) is willing to buy the books & distribute on a 50/50 profit split
What’s the appropriate dosage of weed gummie for Thanksgiving where your mother might be conspiring a “surprise” appearance by your deadbeat sister?
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
What’s the appropriate dosage of weed gummie for Thanksgiving where your mother might be conspiring a “surprise” appearance by your deadbeat sister?
Just played a game of #MTGCommander with my new Edgar Markov vampire deck. He’s super effective. With just him and another vamp on the battlefield, they were both quickly over 10/10 and swamped my opponent. Managed to also get out my Demon At Death’s Gate as well, which helped.
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Just played a game of #MTGCommander with my new Edgar Markov vampire deck. He’s super effective. With just him and another vamp on the battlefield, they were both quickly over 10/10 and swamped my opponent. Managed to also get out my Demon At Death’s Gate as well, which helped.
Off to see #WikedForGood with the fam.
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Off to see #WikedForGood with the fam.
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From the Larchives. I guess it's time to post this cartoon for my American friends again :)
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
From the Larchives. I guess it's time to post this cartoon for my American friends again :)
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Dude's a legend, and this is a huge honor.
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Dude's a legend, and this is a huge honor.
Do I want to know why people are talking about Star Wars today or should I skip it?
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Do I want to know why people are talking about Star Wars today or should I skip it?
Even in high school, when @theda-b.bsky.social and friends and I were broke and had nowhere to hang out would we have been this desperate. And damp. Why is it so damp?
Proof that Gen AI is used only by the least creative people imaginable. The best this loser CEO could come up with is eating McDonalds while squatting in a dirty parking lot.
Imagine being set for life and this show you spend your time.
Imagine being set for life and this show you spend your time.
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Even in high school, when @theda-b.bsky.social and friends and I were broke and had nowhere to hang out would we have been this desperate. And damp. Why is it so damp?
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Let's make a deal. If you read it (I did, I'm so sorry) you must send $10 to the independent journalist of your choice.
i promise i don’t mean to high horse this but if you’re thinking about giving lizza ten bucks there are a lot of good independent journalists whose work you could subscribe to for a month instead
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Let's make a deal. If you read it (I did, I'm so sorry) you must send $10 to the independent journalist of your choice.
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PSA for any Apub authors whose books are in the Anthropic settlement list: Amazon is not participating in the settlement, since they have an investment in Anthropic. When you submit your claim form, you DO NOT have to list Amazon as an add'l rightsholder, & can claim 100% of settlement money.
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
PSA for any Apub authors whose books are in the Anthropic settlement list: Amazon is not participating in the settlement, since they have an investment in Anthropic. When you submit your claim form, you DO NOT have to list Amazon as an add'l rightsholder, & can claim 100% of settlement money.
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
This 30 minute wait in the doctor’s office could have been a 5 minute zoom call.
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
This 30 minute wait in the doctor’s office could have been a 5 minute zoom call.
This is the bare minimum. That’s the lowest the bar is set. Any candidate who doesn’t sign on to this is out on their ear.
I don’t want to hear about norms, I don’t want to hear about looking forward not back, I don’t want to hear about “bipartisanship”
I want the filibuster gone, the court packed, new states, and a top to bottom cleaning of the federal government that ends with a lot of people in jail
I want the filibuster gone, the court packed, new states, and a top to bottom cleaning of the federal government that ends with a lot of people in jail
November 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
This is the bare minimum. That’s the lowest the bar is set. Any candidate who doesn’t sign on to this is out on their ear.
I know way too much about the sexual tastes of the ruling class and I wish I didn’t.
i really want to know if this is real but i also really don't want to type "jailbait livvy" into google
November 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I know way too much about the sexual tastes of the ruling class and I wish I didn’t.
He sounds like a real fucking peach.
Andrew Paul Johnson was arraigned in a Florida court in October on multiple charges, including molesting a child as young as 11 years old.
Johnson dangled the prospect that one of the children could receive money bc...he was entitled to $10 million as part of reparations for his January 6 arrest.
Johnson dangled the prospect that one of the children could receive money bc...he was entitled to $10 million as part of reparations for his January 6 arrest.
Pardoned Capitol Rioter Tried to Hush Child Sex Victim With Promise of Jan. 6 Reparation Money, Police Say
Pardoned Capitol rioter Andrew Johnson tried to keep a child sex abuse victim quiet with claimed $10 million Jan. 6 reparations, police say.
theintercept.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
He sounds like a real fucking peach.
ooh! New Orville Peck EP! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! NEW ORVILLE PECK!!!
youtu.be/GEa-dFPFIhg?...
youtu.be/GEa-dFPFIhg?...
Orville Peck - Maybe This Time (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Orville Peck
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November 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
ooh! New Orville Peck EP! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! NEW ORVILLE PECK!!!
youtu.be/GEa-dFPFIhg?...
youtu.be/GEa-dFPFIhg?...
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From a reddit post discussing ICE moving into Charlotte
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
From a reddit post discussing ICE moving into Charlotte
Shut up or I’ll point my vacuum cleaner at you! #HorrorWarch
November 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Shut up or I’ll point my vacuum cleaner at you! #HorrorWarch