Keith Edwards
@kedwards.bsky.social
Librarian, academic, author of horror/adventure/gothic short novels and stories, Taekwondoin, beer enthusiast, father of 2, He/Him.
I also like that he was wearing Rocky’s hot pants from the Rocky Horror Picture show.
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I also like that he was wearing Rocky’s hot pants from the Rocky Horror Picture show.
100%. “That strip mall is an eyesore. I think I’ll buy it and turn it into a park with a splash pad and jungle gym and one of those American Ninja Warrior courses and plenty of spaces for food trucks.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
100%. “That strip mall is an eyesore. I think I’ll buy it and turn it into a park with a splash pad and jungle gym and one of those American Ninja Warrior courses and plenty of spaces for food trucks.”
I hope it’s something like, “it’s a democrat LiE that I fucked those kids! Why do I taste pennies? Didn’t we stop making tho—“
November 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I hope it’s something like, “it’s a democrat LiE that I fucked those kids! Why do I taste pennies? Didn’t we stop making tho—“
I’ve been digging a lot of 70s music lately and I don’t know if it’s the analog sound, or just the desire of every band of that era to just be as funky as they possibly could but I love it.
November 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I’ve been digging a lot of 70s music lately and I don’t know if it’s the analog sound, or just the desire of every band of that era to just be as funky as they possibly could but I love it.
Also, metaphysics isn’t the sticking point. The integralists have to be able to enforce their belief that they should control the levers of political and cultural power over 99% of the population, who are non-believers in their *political* beliefs. And also have lots of guns.
November 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Also, metaphysics isn’t the sticking point. The integralists have to be able to enforce their belief that they should control the levers of political and cultural power over 99% of the population, who are non-believers in their *political* beliefs. And also have lots of guns.
Well it’s a religious claim so everyone is dead certain, metaphysically.
November 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Well it’s a religious claim so everyone is dead certain, metaphysically.
That's no way to treat the future Second Lady!
November 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
That's no way to treat the future Second Lady!
There's an easy antidote to all this and it's a simple message: "If you cut funding, the sports programs go away. Republicans are trying to kill College Football."
November 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
There's an easy antidote to all this and it's a simple message: "If you cut funding, the sports programs go away. Republicans are trying to kill College Football."
They don't have to be familiar with the claims to reject them. You don't have to up on Neo-Sumarian beliefs to say Inanna *isn't* the Queen of Heaven and Earth, because you've already rejected the world view that she even exists, prema facie.
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
They don't have to be familiar with the claims to reject them. You don't have to up on Neo-Sumarian beliefs to say Inanna *isn't* the Queen of Heaven and Earth, because you've already rejected the world view that she even exists, prema facie.
White ethno-"christians" can keep their inbred, dry-ass, hormone-riddled turkeys. No one with tastebuds wants to eat that shit anyway.
November 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
White ethno-"christians" can keep their inbred, dry-ass, hormone-riddled turkeys. No one with tastebuds wants to eat that shit anyway.
I will never forget the interview with Gates on one of the morning shows where they ask him about flying on Epstein’s plane and he starts stammering and wringing the finger where his wedding ring very clearly used to be but no longer is.
November 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I will never forget the interview with Gates on one of the morning shows where they ask him about flying on Epstein’s plane and he starts stammering and wringing the finger where his wedding ring very clearly used to be but no longer is.
They all own stock in opioids and want people hooked so line goes up.
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
They all own stock in opioids and want people hooked so line goes up.
The French fixed their problems with the rich in the 18th century and all it took was a sharp piece of metal. We have considerably more advanced (and less bloody) methods at our disposal.
November 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The French fixed their problems with the rich in the 18th century and all it took was a sharp piece of metal. We have considerably more advanced (and less bloody) methods at our disposal.
You would too if your liver was pickled from drinking rot gut for 40 years.
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
You would too if your liver was pickled from drinking rot gut for 40 years.
Ford: ok Clark, give me smug. No that’s too smug.
November 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Ford: ok Clark, give me smug. No that’s too smug.
“She’s built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro.”
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
“She’s built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro.”
Her honorary fedora is in the mail!
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Her honorary fedora is in the mail!
I take way below the recommended daily limit, and rarely more than 2-3 days in a row.
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I take way below the recommended daily limit, and rarely more than 2-3 days in a row.
I only need it sometimes. Cardio day is usually one (because it's often run by a former Marine who doesn't fuck around) and sparring day is another. I expect that if I'm going to spar with a 16 year old black belt, I'm going to be sore afterwards.
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I only need it sometimes. Cardio day is usually one (because it's often run by a former Marine who doesn't fuck around) and sparring day is another. I expect that if I'm going to spar with a 16 year old black belt, I'm going to be sore afterwards.
I want this asshole to do 45 minutes of cardio with my Taekwondo instructor and see if he still agrees. My legs still hurt from doing lunge kicks on Monday and the only thing keeping me upright is ibuprofen.
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I want this asshole to do 45 minutes of cardio with my Taekwondo instructor and see if he still agrees. My legs still hurt from doing lunge kicks on Monday and the only thing keeping me upright is ibuprofen.