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Ken
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New England Ex Patriate in Florida. NATSEC/OSINT/cooking/birds. Extremely peaceful. He/Him. Not a vet. NAFO/FAFO.
Lamb is marinading. Eggnog is poured. Tree lit. Merry Christmas folks.
December 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
This thing holds up surprisingly well, however, I definitely missed nearly all of double entendres in dialogue as a kid.
Tonight’s entry in the 12 Nights of ActionMas is our first sequel- Batman Returns. A Christmas movie I definitely watched on a rainy Fourth of July.
December 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Tonight’s film, the first of the 12 Nights of ActionMas, is Fatman - Mel Gibson as a gun toting toy maker.
December 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
12 Nights of ActionMas, the best Christmas action movies, starts Friday!
December 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Just had the worst meal in recent memory.
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This is stochastic terrorism.
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
What is it with dudes who have spaghetti wrists posting pics of 47mm watches and saying “is this too big”?

Yeah my guy. It is.
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

1. Mama and baby moose.
2. Bobcat.
3. Alligator.
4. Bill Clinton
5. Bison
5 animals you've seen in the wild:

1. Alligator (I grew up in Florida)
2. Manatee (see above)
3. Bald Eagle (one wanted to steal the salmon I caught in AK)
4. Moose (also AK, also holy moley are they big)
5. Marines (in Afghanistan)

Hon mention: sneks, deer, so many deer, turkeys...
Okay this is a neat one. 5 animals you've seen in the wild

1. Elephants that just surrounded our truck in Botswana.
2. Leopard taking a kill into a tree also in Botswana.
3. Huge elk in GSMNP.
4. Black bears both hiking in GA and CA.
5. Dolphins off the coast in SC.
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
“Charlie bit me!”
November 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Had to double check this wasn’t @blainecapatch.bsky.social
Waiting to renew my Mad Magazine subscription on Blecch Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Alright folks: What’s the “non-standard” dish on your Thanksgiving table that, were it not there, your family would ask “hey where’s the XYZ?”

For me, it’s a dish of the extra large black olives. Everyone takes a few on their plate next to the turkey, dressing, cran, mashed, peas, yams etc.
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It doesn’t
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Reposted by Ken
I would just like to say that when you are tasked with the turkey, it is best to make sure you have set your stove to bake and not broil. Especially if you are going to leave it baking unattended. In Florida. With the windows open. You know, so you can see the smoke rolling out when you get home.
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The green market comes back tomorrow and I’m middle aged male excited. I need to
a man talking to another man with the words calibrate your enthusiasm on the screen
Alt: a man talking to another man with the words calibrate your enthusiasm on the screen
media.tenor.com
October 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
On the phone with a friend:

Me: “I’m trying to think of a time when I wasn’t a cynical bastard and-

Friend: “I’ve know you for 25 years and you’ve been a cynical bastard the whole time. Maybe grade school?”
September 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Only you can keep your honor clean.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
September 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Weighed myself for the first time in a few months and learned I lost 16 pounds in the interim.
September 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This episode was crucial to my mental health not crumbling into dust and debris today.
New Hell of a Way to Dad episode is up. @inthesedeserts.bsky.social and I talk about our record collections and step into the Chronicles of Narnia
September 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I got my reprint box set of Armax journals the other day and they are gorgeous. Life’s been busy with back to school so hopefully this weekend I’ll be able to start reading them and will post pics.
August 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I would listen to a monthly bonus ep of @whatahellofawaytodad.com clown on SovCit charlatan websites.
August 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now
July 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM