Sōcrātes Johnson
@socratesjohnson.bsky.social
Atlanta. Food. Guitars. Auto racing. He/him.
Pinned
I have decided since I'm generally stay in/don't have any SB parties to go to that I'm going to be Philly as hell tomorrow.
We're making red gravy.
We're making red gravy.
Okay I was making The Boybis Mine jokes all along before they revealed a Brandy and Monica live event...And said live event is not so great.
January 1, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Okay I was making The Boybis Mine jokes all along before they revealed a Brandy and Monica live event...And said live event is not so great.
I still think Andy is trying his best to annoy Anderson (who plays the straight man so well) to death, but they still break character and are obviously just having fun being NYE hosts.
January 1, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I still think Andy is trying his best to annoy Anderson (who plays the straight man so well) to death, but they still break character and are obviously just having fun being NYE hosts.
Good lord Andy and Anderson are so far gone already with the puppets of each other.
January 1, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Good lord Andy and Anderson are so far gone already with the puppets of each other.
Missing Cale today a little.
January 1, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Missing Cale today a little.
I don't have pictures, but made a pizza today. Ran out of the coarse cornmeal I usually use to keep from sticking, and i'm not as big a fan of plain flour.
Used Fed's masa harina, which is a lot finer than the regular cornmeal but a lot easier to use than regular flour, and it works fantastically.
Used Fed's masa harina, which is a lot finer than the regular cornmeal but a lot easier to use than regular flour, and it works fantastically.
December 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I don't have pictures, but made a pizza today. Ran out of the coarse cornmeal I usually use to keep from sticking, and i'm not as big a fan of plain flour.
Used Fed's masa harina, which is a lot finer than the regular cornmeal but a lot easier to use than regular flour, and it works fantastically.
Used Fed's masa harina, which is a lot finer than the regular cornmeal but a lot easier to use than regular flour, and it works fantastically.
Love it when I'm the only one in the party who realizes the restaurant workers are sending subtle hints for you party it's time to leave...
December 31, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Love it when I'm the only one in the party who realizes the restaurant workers are sending subtle hints for you party it's time to leave...
We have a mole fashioned and a Juarez cocktail.
December 31, 2025 at 1:56 AM
We have a mole fashioned and a Juarez cocktail.
La Semila time.
December 31, 2025 at 12:18 AM
La Semila time.
Some random jabroni thought it was his place to make a comment on me wearing shorts and a T shirt when I went down the block to get beer and
A: It was still over 35⁰ or so
B: Wearing a T shirt for a Canadian hockey team and Finnish player might be a sign I like the cold
C: You're not my mom
A: It was still over 35⁰ or so
B: Wearing a T shirt for a Canadian hockey team and Finnish player might be a sign I like the cold
C: You're not my mom
December 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Some random jabroni thought it was his place to make a comment on me wearing shorts and a T shirt when I went down the block to get beer and
A: It was still over 35⁰ or so
B: Wearing a T shirt for a Canadian hockey team and Finnish player might be a sign I like the cold
C: You're not my mom
A: It was still over 35⁰ or so
B: Wearing a T shirt for a Canadian hockey team and Finnish player might be a sign I like the cold
C: You're not my mom
Funeral For a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding
December 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Funeral For a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding
Doing some sautéed spinach and mushrooms for lunch today.
December 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Doing some sautéed spinach and mushrooms for lunch today.
Is Nic Cage as John Madden real or was that a fever dream I invented?
December 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Is Nic Cage as John Madden real or was that a fever dream I invented?
I don't think I have a great explanation, but here's my where I'd live map.
December 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I don't think I have a great explanation, but here's my where I'd live map.
Also, little thing I caught is he seems a fan of Toyotas. Like he made sure his daughter got a 2023 corolla, and he got a 2025 Tacoma for himself. The latter because if a specific engine with a turbocharger.
Turns out, I caught in the intro to one video - He's Lake Speed's son (appropriately named Lake Speed, Jr.) And is a legit tribologist whose main living is made just knowing every thing you can think of how motor oil works in an engine.
December 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Also, little thing I caught is he seems a fan of Toyotas. Like he made sure his daughter got a 2023 corolla, and he got a 2025 Tacoma for himself. The latter because if a specific engine with a turbocharger.
So did a hard clean of YouTube channels to reset my algorithm and get some slop out, and got recommended a channel called the Motor Oil Geek. Like this guy's whole thing is extremely detailed analysis of motor oil and some things with fuel. Evidence backed testing and all.
December 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
So did a hard clean of YouTube channels to reset my algorithm and get some slop out, and got recommended a channel called the Motor Oil Geek. Like this guy's whole thing is extremely detailed analysis of motor oil and some things with fuel. Evidence backed testing and all.
The rig is now slightly expanded. Of course, though, the rally game is got the handbrake for is in early access and (lack of) recognizing independent USB handbrake is one of the bugs that's still there. IRacing does recognize it, but I don't race any series that would use it.
December 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The rig is now slightly expanded. Of course, though, the rally game is got the handbrake for is in early access and (lack of) recognizing independent USB handbrake is one of the bugs that's still there. IRacing does recognize it, but I don't race any series that would use it.
Soup Day is starting.
December 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Soup Day is starting.
We missed out on the ticket lottery to get to tour the station last time we were up there, but this is cool as hell.
EXCLUSIVE: @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social will be sworn in as mayor on midnight on January 1 inside the old abandoned City Hall subway station, saying that he sees the venue as a symbol for the aims of his upcoming administration.
EXCLUSIVE: Mamdani Will Be Sworn In At Abandoned Original City Hall Subway Station
The mayor-elect will kick off a new era by throwing things back to an older one.
buff.ly
December 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
We missed out on the ticket lottery to get to tour the station last time we were up there, but this is cool as hell.
I am off until Friday. It is a dumb idea to open the e-mail today since I am off, correct?
December 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I am off until Friday. It is a dumb idea to open the e-mail today since I am off, correct?
So random fact about me (if you see post one too).
I was in the 1999 Maryland State Geography Bee and a question in the group stage away from being on the finalist stage.
I was in the 1999 Maryland State Geography Bee and a question in the group stage away from being on the finalist stage.
If you see this, post a random fact about yourself
I was on worldwide CNN in college for my sophomore year cardboard boat art project and I only found out because my parents saw me on an airport TV in Rome.
The class was Experimental Media. The grade was on how long you could float…A=5 minutes.
I was on worldwide CNN in college for my sophomore year cardboard boat art project and I only found out because my parents saw me on an airport TV in Rome.
The class was Experimental Media. The grade was on how long you could float…A=5 minutes.
If you see this, post a random fact about yourself
I saw Prince perform not one, but twice at Paisley Park and spent most of each show about 6 feet from him
I saw Prince perform not one, but twice at Paisley Park and spent most of each show about 6 feet from him
December 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
So random fact about me (if you see post one too).
I was in the 1999 Maryland State Geography Bee and a question in the group stage away from being on the finalist stage.
I was in the 1999 Maryland State Geography Bee and a question in the group stage away from being on the finalist stage.
We are less than a month from the Rolex 24, and I can't wait. I reqlly need to make it down there one year.
December 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
We are less than a month from the Rolex 24, and I can't wait. I reqlly need to make it down there one year.
I like the Bills and loke Josh Allen, and any other time I'd have been hoping for that to get caught.
December 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I like the Bills and loke Josh Allen, and any other time I'd have been hoping for that to get caught.
Jalen Carter snd that defense, yet again, won that game. Miscue on the hook and lateral aside. They're what's keeping us in stuff.
Not going to get far in the playoffs if the offense stays as aenemic, though.
Not going to get far in the playoffs if the offense stays as aenemic, though.
December 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Jalen Carter snd that defense, yet again, won that game. Miscue on the hook and lateral aside. They're what's keeping us in stuff.
Not going to get far in the playoffs if the offense stays as aenemic, though.
Not going to get far in the playoffs if the offense stays as aenemic, though.
Saved by that at least.
December 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Saved by that at least.
Push Sirianni into a volcano too while we're at it.
December 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Push Sirianni into a volcano too while we're at it.