Sōcrātes Johnson Ferry Cross the Mersey
@socratesjohnson.bsky.social
Based in Grant Park. I love Atlanta, Hot dogs, cheeseburgers, auto racing, Philadelphia, and guitars amongst other things. Not the worst attorney in the world. I also make food and like modes of transportation. Typos mean it's really me. He/Him.
Pinned
I have decided since I'm generally stay in/don't have any SB parties to go to that I'm going to be Philly as hell tomorrow.
We're making red gravy.
We're making red gravy.
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The tush push is a modern art piece meant to demonstrate that officiating - and thus, law itself - is an ephemeral human creation no stronger or more meaningful than the daydreams of an idiot
November 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The tush push is a modern art piece meant to demonstrate that officiating - and thus, law itself - is an ephemeral human creation no stronger or more meaningful than the daydreams of an idiot
Perfect album from the year I turned 16.
2003 had a bunch of surprisingly good options, but I had to pick one:
2003 had a bunch of surprisingly good options, but I had to pick one:
November 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Perfect album from the year I turned 16.
2003 had a bunch of surprisingly good options, but I had to pick one:
2003 had a bunch of surprisingly good options, but I had to pick one:
Need to get the fire Sirianni post off for the comeback.
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Need to get the fire Sirianni post off for the comeback.
How is a team with this many weapons and have such a wet gart of an offense
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
How is a team with this many weapons and have such a wet gart of an offense
Nice early interception there gob irds
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Nice early interception there gob irds
Thursday Night Murders time.
November 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Thursday Night Murders time.
About to make a very bad decision (get back into to iRacing).
It should be noted i am garbage at iRacing.
It should be noted i am garbage at iRacing.
November 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
About to make a very bad decision (get back into to iRacing).
It should be noted i am garbage at iRacing.
It should be noted i am garbage at iRacing.
On the one hand, I like how the F1 schedule is spread out a bit because there's minimal time between it ending and the Rolex starting.
But on the other hand, disappointed no race series I follow are doing anything today.
But on the other hand, disappointed no race series I follow are doing anything today.
November 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
On the one hand, I like how the F1 schedule is spread out a bit because there's minimal time between it ending and the Rolex starting.
But on the other hand, disappointed no race series I follow are doing anything today.
But on the other hand, disappointed no race series I follow are doing anything today.
It would be nice if Lake Lanier settled down and cut this annual turnover crap finally.
November 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It would be nice if Lake Lanier settled down and cut this annual turnover crap finally.
Sorry Sooners. Shouldn't have started pulling for you guys.
November 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Sorry Sooners. Shouldn't have started pulling for you guys.
What's the opposite of DOINK? Because they was the opposite of a DOINK.
November 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
What's the opposite of DOINK? Because they was the opposite of a DOINK.
Lord help me there's a 12-string 360 on Reverb for under two grand in my favorite guitar color, and I don't need this temptation in my life right now.
November 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Lord help me there's a 12-string 360 on Reverb for under two grand in my favorite guitar color, and I don't need this temptation in my life right now.
South Carolina did WHAT
November 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
South Carolina did WHAT
Would be really nice if Pitt spent halftime charging the superweapon.
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Would be really nice if Pitt spent halftime charging the superweapon.
Little late this year, but the inevitable happening
November 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Little late this year, but the inevitable happening
Beat rule in football
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Beat rule in football
Northern China eatery time.
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Northern China eatery time.
Finding out I pass two more decent skateparks than I realized on my way and they may ne better than the bowl in Mountain Park for my level yet.
November 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Finding out I pass two more decent skateparks than I realized on my way and they may ne better than the bowl in Mountain Park for my level yet.
The Eagles. Like the Don Henley ones, not go birds.
Thankfully I haven't succumbed to Def Leppard yet.
Thankfully I haven't succumbed to Def Leppard yet.
What do you like now that 16 year old you would hate you for?
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The Eagles. Like the Don Henley ones, not go birds.
Thankfully I haven't succumbed to Def Leppard yet.
Thankfully I haven't succumbed to Def Leppard yet.
Bunch of people never got a temp ban from old vBulliten forums in the early days for something dumb and it shows.
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Bunch of people never got a temp ban from old vBulliten forums in the early days for something dumb and it shows.
My most woke opinion is GULAG for anyone who uses the iPhone reaction things in work group texts.
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
My most woke opinion is GULAG for anyone who uses the iPhone reaction things in work group texts.
Goon a movie
Goonstruck
Goonstruck
Goonfellas
Goon a movie
Robin Hood: Goons in Tights
Robin Hood: Goons in Tights
November 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Goon a movie
Goonstruck
Goonstruck
Hey @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com curious if you know how to find the model number of this watch? I couldn't see it on the website. Gift from an ex that doesn't have a ton of sentimental value, so not too attached but seeing whether selling it or just giving to goodwill is rhe better option.
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Hey @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com curious if you know how to find the model number of this watch? I couldn't see it on the website. Gift from an ex that doesn't have a ton of sentimental value, so not too attached but seeing whether selling it or just giving to goodwill is rhe better option.
There are so many, but Vasily Grossman's Life and Date, particularly the parts surrounding Sofiya Levinton...Some of the most powerful writing, and her end is the first time i ever had to put down a book because of what I had read out if heaviness.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
There are so many, but Vasily Grossman's Life and Date, particularly the parts surrounding Sofiya Levinton...Some of the most powerful writing, and her end is the first time i ever had to put down a book because of what I had read out if heaviness.
Reposting with an iconic fictional band.
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Reposting with an iconic fictional band.