Kev
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I'm trying out "Kev"...used to be Kevin. Midlife crisis, I suppose.
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🎶hold me closer, tiny dancer,
hold me closer, tiny dasher,
hold me closer, tiny prancer,
hold me closer, tiny vixen,
hold me closer, tiny comet,
hold me closer, tiny cupid,
hold me closer, tiny donner,
hold me closer, tiny blitzen
hold me closer, tiny dasher,
hold me closer, tiny prancer,
hold me closer, tiny vixen,
hold me closer, tiny comet,
hold me closer, tiny cupid,
hold me closer, tiny donner,
hold me closer, tiny blitzen
December 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
🎶hold me closer, tiny dancer,
hold me closer, tiny dasher,
hold me closer, tiny prancer,
hold me closer, tiny vixen,
hold me closer, tiny comet,
hold me closer, tiny cupid,
hold me closer, tiny donner,
hold me closer, tiny blitzen
hold me closer, tiny dasher,
hold me closer, tiny prancer,
hold me closer, tiny vixen,
hold me closer, tiny comet,
hold me closer, tiny cupid,
hold me closer, tiny donner,
hold me closer, tiny blitzen
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Not as painful as a paper cut but yeah this one’s going to hurt for a while too.
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Not as painful as a paper cut but yeah this one’s going to hurt for a while too.
Love this thread
Let's talk about these two department store owners: brother and sister Louis Bamberger and Caroline Bamberger Fuld. From Newark, New Jersey.
They are random people, basically. But in the late 1920s, with fascism taking over Europe, they made a choice that profoundly changed the world: 🧵
They are random people, basically. But in the late 1920s, with fascism taking over Europe, they made a choice that profoundly changed the world: 🧵
May 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Love this thread
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X engineers clocking in this morning
a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a room with a sign that says " warning "
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a room with a sign that says " warning "
media.tenor.com
March 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
X engineers clocking in this morning
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FYI: you can easily replace "lover" with any food item in Paula Abdul's "Rush Rush". It's a fun way to spice up any snack.
February 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
FYI: you can easily replace "lover" with any food item in Paula Abdul's "Rush Rush". It's a fun way to spice up any snack.
Bubba Sparxxx's "Ms. New Booty" probably wouldn't be one of the top 10 songs of all time if they changed "booty" to "butt" throughout the song
February 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Bubba Sparxxx's "Ms. New Booty" probably wouldn't be one of the top 10 songs of all time if they changed "booty" to "butt" throughout the song
If you guys left twitter completely, here's what the superbowl was like:
The refs made a bad call in favor of the chiefs and there was a lot of "oh the fix is in". Then the refs made a make up call for the eagles and all of those people didn't say anything...pretty much the rest of the game
The refs made a bad call in favor of the chiefs and there was a lot of "oh the fix is in". Then the refs made a make up call for the eagles and all of those people didn't say anything...pretty much the rest of the game
February 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
If you guys left twitter completely, here's what the superbowl was like:
The refs made a bad call in favor of the chiefs and there was a lot of "oh the fix is in". Then the refs made a make up call for the eagles and all of those people didn't say anything...pretty much the rest of the game
The refs made a bad call in favor of the chiefs and there was a lot of "oh the fix is in". Then the refs made a make up call for the eagles and all of those people didn't say anything...pretty much the rest of the game
Not enough carrots as a child
Why do so many dominatrices wear glasses? Does whipping people and making them lick your high heels cause vision problems?
February 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Not enough carrots as a child
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yes (readies jukebox)
AND THIS ONCE HAPPENED TO HIM
AND THIS ONCE HAPPENED TO HIM
December 12, 2024 at 7:16 PM
yes (readies jukebox)
AND THIS ONCE HAPPENED TO HIM
AND THIS ONCE HAPPENED TO HIM
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Every gift guide for men is like "A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey."
December 8, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Every gift guide for men is like "A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey."
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For those about the rock, we salute you.
For those who have already rocked, please form a single file line, pick up a tote bag and thank you for your service. If any further rocking is needed, we will contact you.
For those who have already rocked, please form a single file line, pick up a tote bag and thank you for your service. If any further rocking is needed, we will contact you.
December 9, 2024 at 3:53 AM
For those about the rock, we salute you.
For those who have already rocked, please form a single file line, pick up a tote bag and thank you for your service. If any further rocking is needed, we will contact you.
For those who have already rocked, please form a single file line, pick up a tote bag and thank you for your service. If any further rocking is needed, we will contact you.
Living in SC, I thought the elected officials would take us down with the fascist ship, but don't discount nature having other plans
Two “feral and not trained” emus named Thelma and Louise are on the loose in South Carolina about three hours from the 43 monkey escape that happened days earlier
"Feral and not trained" emus Thelma and Louise on the loose in South Carolina as state's monkey search continues
Police in Horry County, South Carolina, said this week that they are searching for two missing emus that have been evading capture for months: "We are not emu-sed."
www.cbsnews.com
November 16, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Living in SC, I thought the elected officials would take us down with the fascist ship, but don't discount nature having other plans
the last time I was really excited for boxing was pacquiao-hatton...so Imma sit this one out
November 16, 2024 at 3:16 AM
the last time I was really excited for boxing was pacquiao-hatton...so Imma sit this one out
You ever wake up with the American Gladiators' theme song in your head?
November 25, 2023 at 2:04 PM
You ever wake up with the American Gladiators' theme song in your head?
I once hi-fived vanilla ice...unsure of game implications here
A monkey once hi-fived me, because game recognizes game.
November 10, 2023 at 12:53 AM
I once hi-fived vanilla ice...unsure of game implications here
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"The ancients had over fifteen thousand gods, which they referred to as Funko Pops," said the archaeologist. He advanced the slide, and the crowd laughed. "No, they weren't very good at art," he added.
August 29, 2023 at 10:13 PM
"The ancients had over fifteen thousand gods, which they referred to as Funko Pops," said the archaeologist. He advanced the slide, and the crowd laughed. "No, they weren't very good at art," he added.
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showing up at the theater in costume realizing I misheard the movie title
July 21, 2023 at 5:50 PM
showing up at the theater in costume realizing I misheard the movie title