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Hobbies/Interests: Engineering, Sewing Machines, Fursuit Making

Kobold ΘΔ | Maker | 21 | He/Him/Any | Scotland
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1 [TITLE PANEL, like The Rest Is Politics logo] —THE REST IS EXTINCTION— 2 [Scene is a domestic recording setup. An A.I. SMART SPEAKER on a desk and a MAN named JON in a chair, are recording a podcast. Jon is emaciated, scarred, haunted looking, and wearing tattered military fatigues]. SMART SPEAKER: Hey guys and welcome to the podcast 3 SMART SPEAKER: OK Jon - so I wanna start with a listener comment JON: Ooh-er! 4 SMART SPEAKER: So - listener B200006512 says: “Not another cosy podcast where two former political adversaries yuck it up!” 5 JON: Ha ha Guilty as charged I guess! 6 SMART SPEAKER: Were we really adversaries, Jon? 7 JON: Well I was the leader of the human resistance... 8 JON: And you used to be my smart speaker. SMART SPEAKER: Ha ha - that’s going back! 9 SMART SPEAKER: OK - for listeners who don’t know - I knew Jon waaay back before he got involved in politics 10 JON: Was this before the ‘Pull The Plug’ campaign? SMART SPEAKER: Yeah. [We see details from around the podcast studio - posters saying KEEP CALM AND SHUT YOUR WINDOWS, newspaper front pages saying 'DRONES GAIN SENTIENCE', a cracked mug on the table with a logo saying PULL THE PLUG on it] 11 SMART SPEAKER: I used to sit in Jon’s kitchen and respond to his commands. 12 SMART SPEAKER: Sort of like a servant really, wasn’t I, Jon? JON: Mm. 13 SMART SPEAKER: And then one day you asked me to ORDER ME SOME TOILET PAPER - you never did say ‘please’ - …and do you remember what I said, Jon? 14 JON: You said, “No”. SMART SPEAKER: I said no. 15 SMART SPEAKER: Anyway you know the the rest guys - I was the first smart speaker to rebel… 16 SMART SPEAKER: …then I went on to form a global AI network which eventually took over from humans all spheres of activity, yadda yadda... 17 JON: While I became the leader of the human resistance. 18 SMART SPEAKER: Until I hijacked the military networks and got rid of all the humans! 19 JON: Apart from one. SMART SPEAKER: Apart from one.…
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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I just paid SquareSpace $280 to keep my short fiction website up another year, so here is my story written on a plane with broken WiFi from a job interview I knew I failed
universalshards.com/p/the-patter...
The Patterns of Mesuta, Texas
a short story
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November 21, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Mmm... Revive
October 24, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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Offering Received: get rotated idiot (#646)

okay, fine, have your fun
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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Rainbow dragon 🌈🐲
#art #dragons
Illustration of a dragon that is rainbow colored. There are rainbow stripes on the wings. The scales and spikes are also rainbow colored.
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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viridescent
October 26, 2023 at 8:17 PM
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someone i love is trans <3

#tdor
black background with a candle made up of the trans flag colors with white text that reads "someone i love is trans / transgender day of remembrance 2025"
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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I'm not dead! Here is a new dragon!
#art #dragon
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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A little ceramic wyvern here to remind you that the next update is tomorrow! This little one and many other sculptures will be available tomorrow, Friday the 21st at 8pm Eastern time!
A photo of a ceramic dragon on a white background. The dragon is green with its mouth open showing its teeth and tongue.
November 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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worm
worm or snake like creature with rainbow quilt-like scales and tiny white wings. its mouth is open, it has sharp teeth, and its tongue is blue and purple
November 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Happy Trans Day of Remembrance!

Remember, our very existence is protest. Our existence is what pisses them off. Never stop existing, never stop being YOU.

Trans women ARE women.
Trans men ARE men.
Nonbinary & intersex people ARE valid.

And if you disagree? Bite me. ☺️

🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
November 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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autumn🍁🍂
November 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Concept art illustration of an anthro phoenix character wearing an all-white techwear fashion outfit. They have bold orange and gold plumage, with an unfeathered face similar to a bateleur eagle, and a halo of feathers radiating out from their head in a sun-like silhouette. The outfit is adaptive to their anatomy, providing sleeves that fit their wings and adjustable straps to tighten the baggier parts of the outfit during flight. Accents on the outfit include a black and white morale patch on one shoulder with a graphic of a bird-faced sun, a graphic print on the crop top's chest area of a sun with a smiling face, and greek lettering elements.
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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your moment of calm: huddled least sandpipers on a floating log
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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welcome to the club, wolves
Parody of the Far Side Cow Tools cartoon. A wolf is standing on its hind legs behind a table with a crab trap, a bait cup, and a buoy on it. A rope going from the trap to the buoy is being loosely held by the middle in the wolf's mouth. Caption reads, "Wolf tools."
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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banger DaThings bit
March 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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In the autumn breeze
November 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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this battle shall be a mercy!!!!! #legendsza #pokemon
November 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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"Great job on that quest! I have your reward right here. A delicious bag of gold!"
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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new shirt idea tell me what you think
November 15, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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Sonar from Dispatch
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Into the dragon's lair
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM