I went to the store to get a cucumber and they were all the same price but one was much bigger so of course I got that one. When I took it up to the cashier he said Dang and swung it like a baseball bat a few times. Now that's what I call Going to the Store.

I now less than ever know what people mean when they complain about woke. It’s usually something like a guy from The Blue Man Group is going to be pink for Breast Cancer Awareness month

Eric Adams is a weird enough guy that this headline could refer to the country or the bird

They know nothing of discourse and they are free