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Katie B
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Finally, a Muslim Obama
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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I see this little argument about Wonder Woman being brunette…
Reminder! Wonder Woman is within all of us, and sometimes, she has blonde hair like Sabrina Carpenter! 💫
November 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Georgia scored 43 in a shootout win against a previously undefeated team. Here's why that's bad for Mike Bobo
October 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Both of these things can be true:

1. Auburn was on the bad side of some questionable, controversial calls last night.

2. Auburn lost not because of that, but because it didn't handle that well, as Hugh Freeze and players basically admitted.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/671...
Auburn-Georgia officiating was a mess. But it wasn’t the only reason the Tigers lost
Auburn had control of the game against Georgia — until it lost control, after a series of calls that didn’t go its way.
www.nytimes.com
October 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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But for real, Jerrd'n Hair stadium has a weird reality-warping field around it where chaos reigns and literally any outcome is possible at any time.
It's weird as shit, and not in a good way.
Get the hell out of there with a win any way you can, and keep on moving down the line.
October 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Someone should start asking why we’re hearing and seeing Stephen Miller so much all of a sudden.
October 7, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
October 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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When you give yourself a Department of War, soon enough you are going to find a war to fight.
September 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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America: Epstein files

Trump: Jimmy Kimmel

America: Epstein files

Trump: James Comey

America: Epstein files

Trump: how about Amelia Earhart
September 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Pretty clear illustration of "you may as well stand up for what you believe in, they're coming for you anyway."
So, a university president fired a professor because they taught a course that discussed there being more than two genders, and now the university president is being fired for not having fired the professor quickly enough, is where we're at. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/18/u...
Texas A&M President to Step Down After Controversy Over ‘Gender Ideology’
www.nytimes.com
September 19, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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how bout them fuckin dawgs
September 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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"Healthy debate" = when I criticize you

"Cancel culture" = when you criticize me
September 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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ancient Transgender Markings
September 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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I seriously don't know how to explain to people that it is not in fact a sign of maturity and democracy to peacefully debate whether certain groups of people should be allowed to exist
September 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Other people have better imposter syndrome than me I bet
August 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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if you put bill maher content on my timeline you owe me a personal apology
July 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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When your neighbor on the left is being dragged away by masked men and your neighbor on the right can't get an X-ray for their child, be sure to quickly explain that "both parties are the same" and whatnot.
July 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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I'm already seeing centrists and leftists sniping at each other but the blame for this is 100% on the Republicans. This is what they do with power and it is imperative that we work together to keep them as far from it as possible, forever.
July 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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someone should invent existence that isn’t exhausting
June 27, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:

1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long

All lies.
June 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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We are a proud country of Haters.

Kendrick performing Not Like Us during halftime of the Superbowl is the most American shit that has ever happened
It’s bleak out there, but it’s heartening to know millions of people from all walks of life took the time to ruin one specific persons birthday, America’s hater spirit remains strong
June 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM