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CHARMIN AD IN 2025: Announcing the first American-made toilet paper with special anti-woke technology that doesn’t work on trans butts
CHARMIN AD IN 2029: Our limited-edition “Rainbow Unity” roll is joined at both ends to help heal a divided nation
March 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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For people who need villains to wear shirts saying “I’m the villain,” here you go.
Top AI Investor Says Goal Is to Crash Human Wages
AI totally "crashing" everyone's wages is a necessary stepping stone towards a better future, argues billionaire Marcus Andreessen.
futurism.com
January 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Space Ramen / 2017
January 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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🐸💋🐸
January 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Reposting this guide from twitter because I COOKED here. (and still refer to this at work even now!)
January 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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First art of the new year is me finally giving in to the Yakuza brainrot that has CONSUMED ME the past couple of months
January 2, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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I can guarantee you will not be able to guess in one million years what this post is in response to
Every day we face challenges that the Founders could not have dreamed.
December 21, 2024 at 7:47 PM
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this Taash cosplay is absolutely phenomenal. From @cynderyscosplay on twitter
December 6, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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Morning, everyone
October 22, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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google 2012: here's how to make tacos

google 2018: here's where to BUY tacos NEAR ME

google 2024: hard shell tacos are made from fried corn tortillas, while soft shell tacos are medium or large freshwater turtles with oval-shaped shells covered by skin
October 8, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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if you can't vote for the lesser evil

if you can't vote for your own survival

if you can't vote for the second Black and first female President

if you can't vote for the candidate who will objectively harm people in Gaza the least

vote for Elon Musk to suffer
I didn’t think I could want it more.
October 4, 2024 at 12:59 AM
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October 2, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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Can't ever stop thinking of this tweet tbh
September 23, 2024 at 6:31 PM
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HEY WE ACTUALLY DONT GET TO SKIP THAT ONE!

IT'S KIND OF IMPORTANT THAT WE ARE THERE.

IT'S NOT IMPORTANT AT ALL IF ISRAEL IS THERE OR NOT
August 7, 2024 at 11:46 AM
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Oh my god they dont even work in fortnite
July 24, 2024 at 8:55 PM
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Before you read this linked article, pause, breathe in, exhale, and gather yourself.

www.livescience.com/planet-earth...
Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada
A phallus-shaped iceberg hovered off the coast of Dildo, Newfoundland in Conception Bay before collapsing.
www.livescience.com
July 8, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
July 5, 2024 at 9:30 PM
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It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits
June 22, 2024 at 9:58 PM
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Every album from The Decemberists
June 21, 2024 at 12:31 PM
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First of all, has a person ever looked more mischievous? I wish I knew her.

Secondly, this is a miniature portrait from around 1660. It comes with overlays that allow you to change her appearance for fun. Filters from 500 years ago lol!
June 13, 2024 at 3:48 PM
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Save a friend - tenbluelinks.org
How to Turn Off AI Overview in Google and Set "Web" as Default
tenbluelinks.org
May 21, 2024 at 10:26 PM
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My god what did you do Cinda
May 17, 2024 at 1:36 AM