karmakimmie
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listen: there’s a hell of a good universe next door; let’s go
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Just saw a lady remember she’s driving
July 31, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Just saw a lady remember she’s driving
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The average American has three friends
May 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The average American has three friends
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Last two HRRR model runs show a brand new potential concern: mid afternoon supercells in Middle TN capable of tornado. Wasn't in the forecast (or in any of the data) this AM, so take it with a grain of salt. Takeaway: pay attention to the weather ALL DAY, not just tonight. / 1026 AM
April 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Last two HRRR model runs show a brand new potential concern: mid afternoon supercells in Middle TN capable of tornado. Wasn't in the forecast (or in any of the data) this AM, so take it with a grain of salt. Takeaway: pay attention to the weather ALL DAY, not just tonight. / 1026 AM
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Goatfuckers.
Gavin Ashenden, a former BBC podcaster who these days is an occasional guest and writer for a number of mainstream British media outlets, performed a Nazi salute on Friday in unison with his fellow hosts of the "Catholic Unscripted" podcast in the UK. They say: "Our hearts go out to you."
February 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Goatfuckers.
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A girl I knew in college saw David Lynch speak at an event. When it ended, she found a way to get to the front to tell him how much his films and shows meant to her.
His response was “Thank you. And remember, the universe is in your basement.”
His response was “Thank you. And remember, the universe is in your basement.”
January 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
A girl I knew in college saw David Lynch speak at an event. When it ended, she found a way to get to the front to tell him how much his films and shows meant to her.
His response was “Thank you. And remember, the universe is in your basement.”
His response was “Thank you. And remember, the universe is in your basement.”
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Posted by VP Harris’s account. Exquisite framing.
January 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Posted by VP Harris’s account. Exquisite framing.
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Clear snow and ice from atop of your vehicle.
When it dislodges, it could:
💥 Hit the car behind you, shatter their windshield, and/or severely injure driver/passenger - even if they are not "following too closely."
🛝 Slide forward when you stop, cover your windshield, and/or ding your hood
When it dislodges, it could:
💥 Hit the car behind you, shatter their windshield, and/or severely injure driver/passenger - even if they are not "following too closely."
🛝 Slide forward when you stop, cover your windshield, and/or ding your hood
January 11, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Clear snow and ice from atop of your vehicle.
When it dislodges, it could:
💥 Hit the car behind you, shatter their windshield, and/or severely injure driver/passenger - even if they are not "following too closely."
🛝 Slide forward when you stop, cover your windshield, and/or ding your hood
When it dislodges, it could:
💥 Hit the car behind you, shatter their windshield, and/or severely injure driver/passenger - even if they are not "following too closely."
🛝 Slide forward when you stop, cover your windshield, and/or ding your hood
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This photo, shared by the Carter Center. 13/10.
January 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
This photo, shared by the Carter Center. 13/10.
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Buddha:
Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.
Me taking notes: 𝘉𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘩𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘴𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘴 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘦𝘴. 𝘚𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘵!
Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.
Me taking notes: 𝘉𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘩𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘴𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘴 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘦𝘴. 𝘚𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘵!
December 10, 2023 at 11:20 AM
Buddha:
Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.
Me taking notes: 𝘉𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘩𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘴𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘴 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘦𝘴. 𝘚𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘵!
Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.
Me taking notes: 𝘉𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘩𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘴𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘴 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘦𝘴. 𝘚𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘵!
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Antidepressants should be chewable, and fruit flavored, and come in Pez dispensers. I think I would be less depressed if my meds came out of Spider-Man’s neck.
November 10, 2023 at 2:38 PM
Antidepressants should be chewable, and fruit flavored, and come in Pez dispensers. I think I would be less depressed if my meds came out of Spider-Man’s neck.
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The piece of my brain that has spent so much energy on making my 3 sons go to school, get good grades, and aspire to go to college…it’s all used up.
Lately my thoughts are ‘just be happy’
-who knows what the world will be like 10 years from now.
Lately my thoughts are ‘just be happy’
-who knows what the world will be like 10 years from now.
November 10, 2023 at 4:46 PM
The piece of my brain that has spent so much energy on making my 3 sons go to school, get good grades, and aspire to go to college…it’s all used up.
Lately my thoughts are ‘just be happy’
-who knows what the world will be like 10 years from now.
Lately my thoughts are ‘just be happy’
-who knows what the world will be like 10 years from now.
Today’s feelings taste like milk chocolate chips straight from the bag.
October 19, 2023 at 3:37 AM
Today’s feelings taste like milk chocolate chips straight from the bag.
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Ask your doctor if Anxiety Turtle™️ is right for you
October 15, 2023 at 2:15 PM
Ask your doctor if Anxiety Turtle™️ is right for you
Today’s feelings taste like Halloween Oreos.
October 15, 2023 at 8:47 PM
Today’s feelings taste like Halloween Oreos.
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First day of my new remote work job:
-No video calls
-No one knows my email address yet
-I have not been added to the team chat
This Monday is magic.
-No video calls
-No one knows my email address yet
-I have not been added to the team chat
This Monday is magic.
September 25, 2023 at 12:27 PM
First day of my new remote work job:
-No video calls
-No one knows my email address yet
-I have not been added to the team chat
This Monday is magic.
-No video calls
-No one knows my email address yet
-I have not been added to the team chat
This Monday is magic.
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It may only take 2 weeks to work through the notice of your last job, but it will take you 2 years to clear that email out of your password manager.
September 26, 2023 at 11:24 PM
It may only take 2 weeks to work through the notice of your last job, but it will take you 2 years to clear that email out of your password manager.
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Then: Cash, Grass or Ass. No one rides for free.
Now: $8 a month, all your data, & your self respect. No one posts to X for free
Now: $8 a month, all your data, & your self respect. No one posts to X for free
October 2, 2023 at 9:03 PM
Then: Cash, Grass or Ass. No one rides for free.
Now: $8 a month, all your data, & your self respect. No one posts to X for free
Now: $8 a month, all your data, & your self respect. No one posts to X for free