karlkat
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“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”
June 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”
if tr*mp is going to wreck the economy, the least he can do is bring quaaludes back
April 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
if tr*mp is going to wreck the economy, the least he can do is bring quaaludes back
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asking such a whimsical creature as myself to file my taxes is flatly evil
April 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
asking such a whimsical creature as myself to file my taxes is flatly evil
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who amongst us
Monte loves having his butt scratched, and has started throwing his ass towards people and looking back at them with an expression of crazed insistence.
March 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
who amongst us
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Socialites Without Borders Teach Rwandans How To Mingle
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March 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Socialites Without Borders Teach Rwandans How To Mingle
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it is very funny that machiavelli and sun tzu are famous because they wrote books on the immortal problem of fail son nepo babies being incompetent and every fail son nepo baby has held their works up as tomes of great genius.
it's like a tech bro bragging about having a copy of green eggs and ham.
it's like a tech bro bragging about having a copy of green eggs and ham.
March 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
it is very funny that machiavelli and sun tzu are famous because they wrote books on the immortal problem of fail son nepo babies being incompetent and every fail son nepo baby has held their works up as tomes of great genius.
it's like a tech bro bragging about having a copy of green eggs and ham.
it's like a tech bro bragging about having a copy of green eggs and ham.
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Anyone want to meet up and just scream…
We could get food after.
We could get food after.
March 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Anyone want to meet up and just scream…
We could get food after.
We could get food after.
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I always feel like the coolest pet owner when I let my cat rip a couple fat catnip rails
March 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I always feel like the coolest pet owner when I let my cat rip a couple fat catnip rails
I was absolutely born in the right generation what do you mean I just described sitting outside at night as “microdosing camping”
March 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I was absolutely born in the right generation what do you mean I just described sitting outside at night as “microdosing camping”
You have an emotional support water bottle, I have an emotional support 19oz jar of castelvetrano olives from Costco. We are not the same.
March 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
You have an emotional support water bottle, I have an emotional support 19oz jar of castelvetrano olives from Costco. We are not the same.
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I owe an apology to all James Bond movies. I mocked them for having completely unrealistic, cartoonish villains that simply weren't believable.
2025 has made it impossible to levy that criticism anymore.
2025 has made it impossible to levy that criticism anymore.
March 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I owe an apology to all James Bond movies. I mocked them for having completely unrealistic, cartoonish villains that simply weren't believable.
2025 has made it impossible to levy that criticism anymore.
2025 has made it impossible to levy that criticism anymore.
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DOGE savings (WSJ): $2.6b
TSLA subsidies (10 years): $15b
Annual increase in deficit: $900b
Cuts to Medicare: $880b
TSLA subsidies (10 years): $15b
Annual increase in deficit: $900b
Cuts to Medicare: $880b
February 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
DOGE savings (WSJ): $2.6b
TSLA subsidies (10 years): $15b
Annual increase in deficit: $900b
Cuts to Medicare: $880b
TSLA subsidies (10 years): $15b
Annual increase in deficit: $900b
Cuts to Medicare: $880b
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I produced one good sentence today! time to go on vacation for seven weeks
February 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I produced one good sentence today! time to go on vacation for seven weeks
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Going on a walk: :I
Seeing a cat on a walk: :)
Getting to pet the cat on the walk: :D
Seeing a cat on a walk: :)
Getting to pet the cat on the walk: :D
February 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Going on a walk: :I
Seeing a cat on a walk: :)
Getting to pet the cat on the walk: :D
Seeing a cat on a walk: :)
Getting to pet the cat on the walk: :D
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i love that they put a bullet proof vest on mangione as if a) he's under any danger at all and b) it wouldn't make him look like 300% hotter
February 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
i love that they put a bullet proof vest on mangione as if a) he's under any danger at all and b) it wouldn't make him look like 300% hotter
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I feel like my apartment is primarily a collection of cozy spots for the cat to sleep, that I also happen to live in.
February 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I feel like my apartment is primarily a collection of cozy spots for the cat to sleep, that I also happen to live in.
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ok hear me out what if that 2012 mayan calander shit was real and is the Bad Place
February 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
ok hear me out what if that 2012 mayan calander shit was real and is the Bad Place
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To everyone who didn't like the Super Bowl half-time show, give it a rest. Imagine how we felt on January 6th.
February 13, 2025 at 11:32 AM
To everyone who didn't like the Super Bowl half-time show, give it a rest. Imagine how we felt on January 6th.
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Reading about history helps me focus.
How can you read about Frederick Douglass escaping slavery, MLK Jr sitting in jail, or John Lewis bleeding on a bridge and not have you hope?
Suffering is eternal, but so is the fight.
How can you read about Frederick Douglass escaping slavery, MLK Jr sitting in jail, or John Lewis bleeding on a bridge and not have you hope?
Suffering is eternal, but so is the fight.
February 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Reading about history helps me focus.
How can you read about Frederick Douglass escaping slavery, MLK Jr sitting in jail, or John Lewis bleeding on a bridge and not have you hope?
Suffering is eternal, but so is the fight.
How can you read about Frederick Douglass escaping slavery, MLK Jr sitting in jail, or John Lewis bleeding on a bridge and not have you hope?
Suffering is eternal, but so is the fight.
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I blame dystopian fiction for the expectations I am seeing. Ironically, those books largely come after 50 years (or more) for a reason. You think the revolution is immediate because that's when you're brought into the story. But if the fall took decades, the revolution also took decades.
February 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I blame dystopian fiction for the expectations I am seeing. Ironically, those books largely come after 50 years (or more) for a reason. You think the revolution is immediate because that's when you're brought into the story. But if the fall took decades, the revolution also took decades.
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They need to make museums open 24/7. Buzzed off 2 hard seltzers at 10:30pm is when I’m *most* interested in old artifacts from the titanic
February 8, 2025 at 6:19 AM
They need to make museums open 24/7. Buzzed off 2 hard seltzers at 10:30pm is when I’m *most* interested in old artifacts from the titanic