Today's (2nd) Poem by Brian Bilson:

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else

Thanks to Spotify wrapped I can be even worse at small talk by answering “small room strut bubblegrunge” when someone asks me what type of music I listen to

Tom Cruise does his own stunts because he wants to die

well you see, this is what winning teams do. they squeak out miracle wins on freak bullshit endings over and over because they actually kind of suck

Social Media must be overthrown and replaced by Social Persia, which will in turn be conquered by Social Macedonia.