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I would eat Tom Nook
Need a 13 hr video essay deep diving into how to make time travel work. That would cure me.
April 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Ever since I told my therapist about my social media addiction, I've been craving for her to make a burner account and follow me (I'd send her funny reels)
April 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Holding up a little sign that says “please stop” as the notorious serial killer, Illiterate Bob, stabs me to death
March 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Reels with recipes that include more than 2 eggs are in the fantasy genre for me now
March 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline
February 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
they saved private ryan just like they found nemo
February 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
TJ Maxx has always been jealous of TJ Miller
February 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
If I had a penny for every penny in my pocket, I'd probably end up having infinite pennies. But if I had a penny for Everytime I took 25000 pennies to the currency exchange for some quarters... Id probably end up with the amount of pennies I have in my pocket now.
February 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
January 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
February 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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i picked the wrong day to [distorted] [audio missing]
January 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Living up to my name (smoking a weed)
August 21, 2023 at 9:59 PM
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MOM: *pulls first rodeo out of my backpack* what the hell is this

ME: it-it's not mine i swear
December 13, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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*non-thinking sounds intensify*
December 16, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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ANY GIVEN CASTING DIRECTOR: So the character’s a creepy little freak, who do we got

Miles away, Walton Goggins tilts his head like a dog hearing a frequency no one else can hear. He sniffs the air. A slow, genuine, but terrifying, smile fills his face.
April 12, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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[beaver dad picking out a Christmas tree with the Home Depot clerk] so which one would you say is the most delicious
December 17, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Tommy Richman has made an enemy out of me, and as such I will begin to pursue music, simply to Do Better than him
December 18, 2024 at 1:51 PM
I've clearly taught my bf too much about black culture, because why TF are you zooming in to check if a bitch's lace is melted on Instagram......
November 23, 2024 at 4:49 PM
If I couldn't read I'd also get rid of the department of education, lest they catch on to my ruse.
November 15, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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Shoot for the moon. Do not let the moon attack first
November 15, 2024 at 6:24 PM
I keep going on x but I have to remember that it is better to use my brain and come up with something funny instead. Here goes nothing!

Fuck

So... Anyone from the bay area out here tonight? Ahah..
November 15, 2024 at 6:46 PM
I'm pro-woman, pro labor, and pro zac.
November 14, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Big shirt, big pants
November 14, 2024 at 9:26 PM
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just a reminder for everyone parachuting in from twitter:

before you delete your account, don't forget to give a TERF two simple words of advice. then delete it after you're banned.
November 13, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Being on the right meds has made me so less interested in social media, but how else will ppl know I'm hot and funny
November 14, 2024 at 9:25 PM