Kale 🥬
@kalankbirnie.bsky.social
tall and left handed in a lifestyle in which that does not matter
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FIFA CLUB WORLD CUP WINNERS!!! 🏆
July 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
FIFA CLUB WORLD CUP WINNERS!!! 🏆
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As a father myself, I can relate to what Deion Sanders must be going through right now.
(My kid’s not good enough to play in the NFL either.)
(My kid’s not good enough to play in the NFL either.)
April 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
As a father myself, I can relate to what Deion Sanders must be going through right now.
(My kid’s not good enough to play in the NFL either.)
(My kid’s not good enough to play in the NFL either.)
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RORY NO
April 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
RORY NO
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Hear me out, NFL Draft Conclave
April 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Hear me out, NFL Draft Conclave
Largest contract in Oakland A’s history: $67 million over 3 years
Money lost by John Fisher just in GAP stock since the tariff announcement: approx. $92.9 million in 4 hours
Money lost by John Fisher just in GAP stock since the tariff announcement: approx. $92.9 million in 4 hours
April 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Largest contract in Oakland A’s history: $67 million over 3 years
Money lost by John Fisher just in GAP stock since the tariff announcement: approx. $92.9 million in 4 hours
Money lost by John Fisher just in GAP stock since the tariff announcement: approx. $92.9 million in 4 hours
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We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
April 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
if I send you this it means I’m about to spend an ungodly amount of money, break several laws, then give up and call it a night within an hour
April 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
if I send you this it means I’m about to spend an ungodly amount of money, break several laws, then give up and call it a night within an hour
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Tired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they're racist
Wired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they feel attacked by his anti-pedophile stance
Wired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they feel attacked by his anti-pedophile stance
February 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Tired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they're racist
Wired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they feel attacked by his anti-pedophile stance
Wired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they feel attacked by his anti-pedophile stance
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A protester unfurled a combined Palestinian and Sudanese flag on the field during Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime performance. The NFL said in a statement that the person was part of the 400-member field cast. nyti.ms/3CVV6Au
February 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
A protester unfurled a combined Palestinian and Sudanese flag on the field during Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime performance. The NFL said in a statement that the person was part of the 400-member field cast. nyti.ms/3CVV6Au
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if jared verse is this good imagine how good jared chorus must be
January 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
if jared verse is this good imagine how good jared chorus must be
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Now that we don’t have TikTok, how will I learn financial hacks like check kiting?
January 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Now that we don’t have TikTok, how will I learn financial hacks like check kiting?
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baseball is amazing because some of the owners are participating in the most expensive auctions of all time while others are like "if toppings are extra i should be able to give you pepperoni and get a discount on this pizza"
December 9, 2024 at 3:40 AM
baseball is amazing because some of the owners are participating in the most expensive auctions of all time while others are like "if toppings are extra i should be able to give you pepperoni and get a discount on this pizza"
Filing an FCC complaint against NFL Red Zone for making me watch 3 missed chipshot field goals in 3 minutes
November 17, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Filing an FCC complaint against NFL Red Zone for making me watch 3 missed chipshot field goals in 3 minutes
Not mad at it but so confused as to how this random Costco hotdog graphic lists Ke Aupuni Hawaiʻi (the Hawaiian Kingdom) as an independent nation with its Hawaiian name
let's compare costco hot dogs and their prices in every country where they operate
November 17, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Not mad at it but so confused as to how this random Costco hotdog graphic lists Ke Aupuni Hawaiʻi (the Hawaiian Kingdom) as an independent nation with its Hawaiian name
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mental health break? you bet it did
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
mental health break? you bet it did
Biggest adjustment so far from Twitter to Bluesky is getting used to a timeline where I don’t have to reflexively skip every third item because it’s an ad for some scammy app or right wing grift
November 14, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Biggest adjustment so far from Twitter to Bluesky is getting used to a timeline where I don’t have to reflexively skip every third item because it’s an ad for some scammy app or right wing grift
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I love being asked "what do you do" and never having anything approaching a cogent answer
November 14, 2024 at 12:19 AM
I love being asked "what do you do" and never having anything approaching a cogent answer
that fireplace is BLAZING
November 13, 2024 at 5:59 PM
that fireplace is BLAZING