Kaiser of Crisps
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Kaiser of Crisps
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Lover of savoury crunchy snacks.
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Douglas Adams: The Man Who Imagined Our Future on Sky Arts was wonderful and featured the amazing @robinince.bsky.social who I’ve been lucky enough to interview…

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Bon Mot Podcast with Robin Ince
Podcast Episode · Bon Mot Podcast · 19/03/2025 · 1h 23m
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April 2, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Due to a distressing incident where Mrs Chinny got confused between ITV regions last night, this is now pinned to the kitchen noticeboard.
April 2, 2025 at 12:24 PM
"Tough on grime, tough on the causes of grime..."
April 2, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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There's literally a scene in Adolescence where a teenage boy takes his dad, the lead investigator, aside and says "it's embarrassing how you understand nothing" and explains the whole of online manosphere speak. Showing it in schools will do NOTHING coz the kids ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THIS SHIT.
You know what I’d call for if I was prime minister - more funding of youth clubs , extracurricular activities, and mental health support - but showing a film looks like concern while costing very little
March 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Bryan Johnson has injected the blood plasma of his teen son into his own veins & submits his penis to shock therapy.

He claims he will live forever.

Now, this Network State cultist - who plans to "become God" - is in hot water over his treatment of employees.

www.thenerdreich.com/bryan-johnso...
Bryan Johnson, 'Don't Die' Network State Guru, Under Fire
Bryan Johnson gained wide fame as the subject of a recent Netflix documentary. But now his carefully crafted image may be cracking
www.thenerdreich.com
March 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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This is how you do it. Jenner & Block's statement after filing suit against the Trump administration for illegally targeting them.

They created an entire site to post this statement.

www.jennerfirm.com
March 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
*Adds Guy Dampier to list of Fascist Cunts*...
"In principle two million illegals could be deported in just three days" (method: Heathrow runway capacity).

Guy Dampier of the Prosperity Institute has produced perhaps the maddest sentence yet to appear in any British AfD/MAGA Trumpian piece about "remigration" the Telegraph has yet published
March 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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"In principle two million illegals could be deported in just three days" (method: Heathrow runway capacity).

Guy Dampier of the Prosperity Institute has produced perhaps the maddest sentence yet to appear in any British AfD/MAGA Trumpian piece about "remigration" the Telegraph has yet published
March 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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I hate Trump but we have him to thank for this. Ahhhhh, Bisto!
March 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Further to this he should support Kes being shown at the Bobby Charlton Summer Soccer Camps.
You know what I’d call for if I was prime minister - more funding of youth clubs , extracurricular activities, and mental health support - but showing a film looks like concern while costing very little
March 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Asda were playing this is and now I'm off to throw myself off the top of the multi-story as that must mean what I consider the hippest beats are now for the people who smell of piss in Asda and I am one of them - www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1yr...
Krush - House Arrest (The Beat Is The Law) (HQ)
YouTube video by Vinyl Stash (UK)
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March 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Notstalgia. The act of reminiscing over things you didn't experience, at a time you weren't alive, to glorify things that never happened. As seen in just about every Facebook feed these days. Get your mug here >>> buff.ly/luriDlb
March 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Even as you read this our tiny hero dachsund is out there in the wilderness right now. I can't stand it. Be safe Valerie! www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Where is Valerie?! Have you seen this intrepid yet mysterious miniature dachshund? | First Dog on the Moon
Hardly anybody has since she scarpered into the bush!
www.theguardian.com
March 28, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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It can happen here in a few short years time. Just as easily and shamelessly as its happening in the US right now. British Conservatism is absolutely primed and ready to make it happen.
1/2 To “remove improper ideology”.

Does anyone still baulk at naming this fascism?

This is why it’s so important to resist History Reclaimed’s propaganda in The Telegraph, Mail, GB TV etc here too.

www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Restoring Truth and Sanity to American History
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.
www.whitehouse.gov
March 28, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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March 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Hello! I’m Steven and I am an artist/illustrator. I draw silly creatures and am currently working on a few children’s books. Here are some of the cats I’ve drawn.✨🐈🐈‍⬛🐅
March 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Friday
March 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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When you accidentally include the Master in the 'Five Doctors' group chat.
#DoctorWho
March 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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when people like Bill Gates say shit like "there won't be doctors or teachers in ten years" we should consider that as a threat. His ass is going to see a real human doctor! His grandkids will have real human teachers! He's talking about YOU!!
People really need to stop being AI apologists as if it’s going to naturally lead to a groovy UBI future rather than one where workers are treated like bloodbags in The Matrix
March 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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People really need to stop being AI apologists as if it’s going to naturally lead to a groovy UBI future rather than one where workers are treated like bloodbags in The Matrix
March 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Every job you get AI to do is cash taken from working people, usually low earning freelancers. That money is now not in the system. You are not only making the world poorer culturally, you are making the economy poorer. And since there is no workable financial model for AI, not even moving money up.
March 27, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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It hasn't even got the meme right. The guy isn't looking at the woman to the left. That's the whole point of the meme.
This is the Human Centipede of AI slop
March 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM