Kaiser of Crisps
@kaiserofcrisps.bsky.social
Lover of savoury crunchy snacks.
"Tough on grime, tough on the causes of grime..."
April 2, 2025 at 12:17 PM
"Tough on grime, tough on the causes of grime..."
This is probably the most Australian news headline you'll read all day...
March 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This is probably the most Australian news headline you'll read all day...
"DALL-E, generate an image of a young Ray Reardon as a complete cunt pretending to read news on a Kremlin-backed propaganda channel..."
March 3, 2025 at 12:36 PM
"DALL-E, generate an image of a young Ray Reardon as a complete cunt pretending to read news on a Kremlin-backed propaganda channel..."
Speaking of They Live...
March 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Speaking of They Live...
Indeed. It was quite an experience seeing Trump and Vance so nakedly being themselves...
March 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Indeed. It was quite an experience seeing Trump and Vance so nakedly being themselves...
It was quite an experience seeing Trump and Vance unleashed earlier...
March 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
It was quite an experience seeing Trump and Vance unleashed earlier...
One of the things that makes me laugh about Andrew Tate is that he looks like he'd have been gassed by the Nazis if he'd lived in Europe in the early 1940s...
February 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
One of the things that makes me laugh about Andrew Tate is that he looks like he'd have been gassed by the Nazis if he'd lived in Europe in the early 1940s...
BREAKING! "Asteroid exhibits surprising decorum in deciding to avoid Earth!" conclude scientists. "The planet is already fucked anyway," added boffins, "so the asteroid clearly decided its impact would be taking the piss."
February 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
BREAKING! "Asteroid exhibits surprising decorum in deciding to avoid Earth!" conclude scientists. "The planet is already fucked anyway," added boffins, "so the asteroid clearly decided its impact would be taking the piss."
I see there's a new book about Keir Starmer's foreign policy, with particular emphasis on his relations with Trump and his stance on the US President's Ukraine peace plan...
February 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I see there's a new book about Keir Starmer's foreign policy, with particular emphasis on his relations with Trump and his stance on the US President's Ukraine peace plan...
Aw, isn't it cute how Elon Musk takes part in Bring Your Kid To Work Day...
February 13, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Aw, isn't it cute how Elon Musk takes part in Bring Your Kid To Work Day...
Happy New Year everyone!
January 4, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Happy New Year everyone!
Who's doing Trump's makeup? Bisto?
December 29, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Who's doing Trump's makeup? Bisto?
