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Kai 🪴 ✨ 🪄
@kaidav.is
Friendly marketer, helpful human, and entrepreneur. It’s good to see you here. Everything changes — don’t be afraid.

✨ Founder of @DoubleYourEcommerce.com.

Helping Shopify merchants grow their organic (SEO) revenue.

📍 Eugene, Oregon
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It is nice to live an unconventional life of my own design
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drone shots look like shit. so does 4k/120hz video. a shaky, brief helicopter shot in an old movie or tv show still looks cool. the human brain does not like the crispness or smoothness of computers and robots. my guess is that we evolved this instinct during the Computer War of 25,000 BCE
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Sometimes when people ask me why I’m wearing a mask I say I’m traveling or have some important thing soon and can’t afford to get sick and miss it and that’s pretty much always true but I think it would be nice if it were more normalized to just say “I don’t want to get sick” and leave it at that
November 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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God grant me the serotonin
to accept the things I cannot change;
dopamine to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know where to get each after-market
October 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
CUT TO

your humble hero, kai davis, frantically rewiring a spacecraft's engine while being pulled into a hostile gravity well

the air is full of oil, dust, and floating parts

in the distance, you hear the sound of a wrench banging against metal

suddenly, a spark flairs in the engine
October 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Week 2 of trying to use Apple Music instead of Spotify

:(

It's like staying in an AirBnB where they've made the weirdest functionality decisions and you keep running into the furniture while trying to PAUSE THE GODDAMN MUSIC
October 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
as a surveillance drone flies overhead and an e-bike rides past, i remember three phrases

- the future is now

- the future is cyberpunk

- the future is unevenly distributed
October 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
God grant me the serotonin
to accept the things I cannot change;
dopamine to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know where to get each after-market
October 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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It feels super goofy to still have to do chores, pay bills and send emails while <gestures at everything> is destroying my ability to focus and makes my job feel meaningless. But I always feel better after eating a high-protein meal, cleaning my home, and doing my laundry instead of doomscrolling.
October 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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When I turned 30 I had not yet written my first published book or my first published novel and did not know (or know of) some of the most important people in my life. I didn't know how much my life could still change, and did, after the age of 30. There is so much your life still yet to live.
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
October 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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The girls with emo hair that said "Rawr XD" on Myspace are business managers now
October 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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every word of "3030" by deltron 3030 has come true
September 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Today's #artstream on #Twitch starts in about an hour!
10am (UTC -5 CDT)
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September 29, 2025 at 2:07 PM
delayed due to tidying and chores. tomorrow i catchup on ketchup.
gonna make a half gallon of kai-friendly no-tomato ketchup today.

first up? putting a few pounds of sliced red onions, green onions, ginger, and garlic on the griddle to ✨ aromatize ✨ the neighborhood.
September 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
gonna make a half gallon of kai-friendly no-tomato ketchup today.

first up? putting a few pounds of sliced red onions, green onions, ginger, and garlic on the griddle to ✨ aromatize ✨ the neighborhood.
September 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
1) magic the gathering (trading, collection building, deck building, limited theory, misprints, collecting…)

2) internet marketing

3) cooking and eating to manage psoriasis
List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours with no prep

1) dogs
2) the who
3) the music industry
list 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours with no prep

1. Middle-Earth
2. Númenor
3. Valinor and the Blessed Lands
September 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I love using Notion. But the amount of in-app thirst for me to try their AI features is just exhausting.

No, I don't want yet another app to auto-record my meetings and use AI to auto-assign tasks 🥱.

Just let me type text and blocks. Fade into background like a Good App should.
September 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but go take the wash out and put it in the dryer.

Hope this helps someone (in addition to me).
November 17, 2024 at 5:30 PM
This is stuck in my head - in a good way.

I’ve got a half dozen trans friends. They are some of the best people I know.

All of my friends are queer. *All* of them. I’m a cis het-passing guy. I am as queer as a $3 bisexual bill.

Know what I love about my queer and trans friends? Everything.
To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever.
September 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I just hung out with three of them today
Trans rights are human rights. I love my trans friends.
To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever.
September 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Trans rights are human rights. I love my trans friends.
To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever.
September 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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I will always stand with the entire LGBTQA+ community, and now our trans siblings need our help and support the most.
To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever.
September 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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It’s really so easy to say “I don’t eulogize racists” and move on.
September 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Going to spend some time this weekend gazing into a pond or something and asking myself some frank questions about how I want to spend my life’s finite store of attention
September 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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i wrote this post in july two years ago when blue sky had around 200,000 total users and i thought i would ask again

tell me what u are doing
be proud of what u do and share it here
tell me what u are doing
be proud of your work and share it here
hearing that we're not supposed to be promoting our stuff on here? seen a couple of posts disparaging that practice. still have no idea what this place is about, what is ok to post or not post, feeling like i'm dog paddling here
September 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM