Starting to feel like this diva

Welcome Back. 🐕

TikTok: *shuts down*
Me: My shaylaaaa 😫😭😭
TikTok: *returns*
Me: who r u
TikTok: Your shayla
Me: mmm nah seems sus bye

Right out of the gate they are detaining U.S. citizens and saying their “papers”are fake. It was always a lie.

It’s fun trying to find that line between “I need to remain vigilant of the horrors afoot” and also “oh no my heart is racing and my jaw is making weird creaky sounds and I can taste pennies.”

Sitting in the living room on my computer listening to classical music, I just said out loud “Damn, this Vivaldi slaps. Let’s run that back.”

And now I’m just so sad that my son wasn’t in the room to be horrified by that.

Feeling like this today…

First post (what do we call that here? A boop?) I miss my baby puppy

When the dog is sleeping in the bed, I always wish he would point his face at me instead of his butt. But then I remember reading that they do that because they have to face outward to protect you. And then I tell him loudly in his ear, “THERE AREN’T ANY LIONS.” Then we just go to sleep.

Today a man explained to me why mansplaining isn’t a real thing. Normally, that only happens on a weekday and not on a Sunday. This TikTok outage is really shaking things up.

"A pessimist is a well-informed optimist."
– old proverb

It was just as cold for Obama's inauguration in 2009, fyi.

do some people not understand, If I have headphones on, I might not want to talk???????

I liked TikTok because I got to be who I really am in my heart: a creepy little lurker who watches everything and says little.

Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found