Haley Kay ✨📖
@haziekay.bsky.social
📚 Booksky (Romantasy) • ✊ Fighter of Evil • 💙🌈 Ally • ✨ Unapologetic Weirdo • 🐉 Weeb • 💻 Graphic Designer • 🐶 Dog Mom • pls no dms
That terrifying moment when you realize your entire emotional well being lies in the paws of a 15 lb lil creature covered in fur currently chewing holes in your socks
March 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
That terrifying moment when you realize your entire emotional well being lies in the paws of a 15 lb lil creature covered in fur currently chewing holes in your socks
Them: You seem depressed, what’s wrong?
Me: *Opens social media and read first post I see*
“Breaking News!”
*closes it*
Me: Hmm yeah not sure
Me: *Opens social media and read first post I see*
“Breaking News!”
*closes it*
Me: Hmm yeah not sure
February 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Them: You seem depressed, what’s wrong?
Me: *Opens social media and read first post I see*
“Breaking News!”
*closes it*
Me: Hmm yeah not sure
Me: *Opens social media and read first post I see*
“Breaking News!”
*closes it*
Me: Hmm yeah not sure
Wishing everyone a good day except the door dasher who ate part of my order 🤢
February 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Wishing everyone a good day except the door dasher who ate part of my order 🤢
Having to go to the bathroom with an animal asleep on your lap will have you testing your absolute limits
February 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Having to go to the bathroom with an animal asleep on your lap will have you testing your absolute limits
The state of the world: 🌎🧨🔥🆘
Meanwhile Clients be like: Make it pop more & make the logo 30% bigger & add our website in yellow & make the background red but not too red & add a border & put the promo in a starburst. Also add a pic of my dog. Make it professional. Need by EOD.
#GraphicDesign
Meanwhile Clients be like: Make it pop more & make the logo 30% bigger & add our website in yellow & make the background red but not too red & add a border & put the promo in a starburst. Also add a pic of my dog. Make it professional. Need by EOD.
#GraphicDesign
February 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The state of the world: 🌎🧨🔥🆘
Meanwhile Clients be like: Make it pop more & make the logo 30% bigger & add our website in yellow & make the background red but not too red & add a border & put the promo in a starburst. Also add a pic of my dog. Make it professional. Need by EOD.
#GraphicDesign
Meanwhile Clients be like: Make it pop more & make the logo 30% bigger & add our website in yellow & make the background red but not too red & add a border & put the promo in a starburst. Also add a pic of my dog. Make it professional. Need by EOD.
#GraphicDesign
Feeling Depressed? Stressed? Try 90s & 2000s R&B.
Side Effects Include uncontrollable urge to dance, euphoria, and elation.
Ask your doctor about 90s & 2000s R&B today.
Side Effects Include uncontrollable urge to dance, euphoria, and elation.
Ask your doctor about 90s & 2000s R&B today.
February 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Feeling Depressed? Stressed? Try 90s & 2000s R&B.
Side Effects Include uncontrollable urge to dance, euphoria, and elation.
Ask your doctor about 90s & 2000s R&B today.
Side Effects Include uncontrollable urge to dance, euphoria, and elation.
Ask your doctor about 90s & 2000s R&B today.
🎀 Sorry I’m busy playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure 🎀
February 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
🎀 Sorry I’m busy playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure 🎀
Susan,
Per my last email he growled as he pinned me against the wall. Please send those files at your earliest convenience.
Thank you,
Richard
CEO
Per my last email he growled as he pinned me against the wall. Please send those files at your earliest convenience.
Thank you,
Richard
CEO
Users beware:
Working while listening to audiobooks can cause dialogue misplacement; hearing something and typing it into documents where they do not belong.
Working while listening to audiobooks can cause dialogue misplacement; hearing something and typing it into documents where they do not belong.
February 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Susan,
Per my last email he growled as he pinned me against the wall. Please send those files at your earliest convenience.
Thank you,
Richard
CEO
Per my last email he growled as he pinned me against the wall. Please send those files at your earliest convenience.
Thank you,
Richard
CEO
Bluesky Vibe Check:
✨impeccable✨
✨impeccable✨
February 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Bluesky Vibe Check:
✨impeccable✨
✨impeccable✨
*tucks hair behind ear* 🫦
January 31, 2025 at 6:47 PM
*tucks hair behind ear* 🫦
Fine I’ll say it. Harry should’ve ended up with Luna.
January 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Fine I’ll say it. Harry should’ve ended up with Luna.
I’m never more inspired than I am at 2 am
January 29, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I’m never more inspired than I am at 2 am
My Mental Health: If we burn you burn with us!!
My Physical Health: *sighs and grabs another cookie*
My Physical Health: *sighs and grabs another cookie*
January 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
My Mental Health: If we burn you burn with us!!
My Physical Health: *sighs and grabs another cookie*
My Physical Health: *sighs and grabs another cookie*
The sexiest thing a person can do is admit when they’re wrong
January 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The sexiest thing a person can do is admit when they’re wrong
Dear Aliens: In case u were waiting for the right time, now would be good
January 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Dear Aliens: In case u were waiting for the right time, now would be good
Justifying eating a entire pint of ice cream cuz I wanna support Ben and Jerry’s 🍨
January 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Justifying eating a entire pint of ice cream cuz I wanna support Ben and Jerry’s 🍨
✨Felt cute. Might punch a nazi later.✨ #justgirlythings
January 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
✨Felt cute. Might punch a nazi later.✨ #justgirlythings
#booksky 🔥 Hot take: a bedroom scene in a movie isn’t called p*rn.
A couple spicy scenes doesn’t make a book smut, just adult.
You’ll know smut when you see it.
A couple spicy scenes doesn’t make a book smut, just adult.
You’ll know smut when you see it.
January 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
#booksky 🔥 Hot take: a bedroom scene in a movie isn’t called p*rn.
A couple spicy scenes doesn’t make a book smut, just adult.
You’ll know smut when you see it.
A couple spicy scenes doesn’t make a book smut, just adult.
You’ll know smut when you see it.
Not All Who Wander Are Lost #LOTR #NerdyTattoo
January 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Not All Who Wander Are Lost #LOTR #NerdyTattoo
Being off TikTok is crazy, I haven’t been influenced to buy anything all week
January 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Being off TikTok is crazy, I haven’t been influenced to buy anything all week
ATTN: Pet pic tax due by EOD
January 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
ATTN: Pet pic tax due by EOD
If I don’t have a sweet treat after dinner I’ll lose my mind
January 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
If I don’t have a sweet treat after dinner I’ll lose my mind
If your bra is still on once you’re home…are u ok?
January 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
If your bra is still on once you’re home…are u ok?