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funkle d
@kaczynski.bsky.social
trying to be better every day. painfully midwestern
(he/him)

interests include: video games, nature, cooking, cannabis, and quality regulations
really hard to choose just one, but i think i gotta go with Kefka Palazzo. just an uber villain, awesome design, excellent game.
December 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
welcome to heebie-jeebie creepy crawler haulers, where haulin’ creepy crawlers is our callin’!
December 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:

"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
smonkin on some grass and reheating some pizza and hanging out with the pets
December 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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it’s 2045. the people take to the streets as Barron Trump’s grip on power begins to slip following his refusal to release the Mr. Beast files.
December 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
god the fishman island arc goes so insanely hard
December 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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NEW: For the last seven weeks, Naughty Dog has enacted mandatory overtime for staff to finish an internal demo of their next game, Intergalactic. The game won't be out until 2027, leaving some staff wondering: If they're crunching now, what will next year be like? www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Naughty Dog Studio Orders Employee Overtime for ‘Intergalactic’
The Sony-owned gamemakers have been racing to hit a December deadline
www.bloomberg.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov.

He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
December 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
someone showed him hunger games lmao
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Since this would get released with top billing if it validated their priors, I’m gonna assume it validates mine instead
BREAKING: The Democratic National Committee will NOT release its long-awaited autopsy on Trump's 2024 win. The report is completed but Dem leaders decided it could distract from their winning streak, so it will remain secret. Not good.

Details here:
newrepublic.com/article/2045...
Dem Leaders Decide to Bury Damning Report on Why Trump Won in 2024
The Democratic National Committee has completed its long-awaited analysis on what went wrong in the 2024 campaign. But in a move that will attract intense criticism, it’s keeping the findings secret.
newrepublic.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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The author of that piece wrote a response to me that was *also* full of factual errors. TFP never issued a correction.

Recently wrote about a PirateWires writer's many factual errors. Also no correction.

The heterodox types who bitch about arrogance in legacy media just never, ever admit mistakes.
again thinking of when The Free Press ran an article alleging that George Floyd was not killed by the cops, and @radleybalko.bsky.social proved beyond any question that the article was bullshit, and instead of retracting it Weiss asked him to come on her podcast
CNN has a show with a similar line. That the problem with this country is we just aren’t talking to each other.

It’s the kind of diagnosis that a toddler would land on.
December 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
very good article, not surprised to hear she was a terrible teen like her husband lmao
The last story I did as a freelancer is finally out!

For @slate.com I took a deep dive into the world of Katie Miller as she sheds her image as government attack dog and rebrands herself "trad-wife-in-chief" for her new podcast

slate.com/news-and-pol...
She’s Married to the Architect of Trump’s Darkest Policies. She Wants America to Love Her. It’s Not Going Well.
I spent a month in her head. I was surprised by what I found.
slate.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
public radio was celebrating the 122nd anniversary of the Wright Brothers’ invention of “sustained flight using a heavier-than-air flying machine that’s controllable by the pilot” lol
December 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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I read American Canto and I think it’s wonderful. haha jk
American Cant | Defector
Dante Alighieri thought he could write himself out of exile. In 1300, while serving on a governing committee in his beloved Florence, the poet was involved in a factional dispute among city leaders. T...
defector.com
December 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Americans that are like “my religion is Norse paganism” are so funny. You just picked that one day. No dude there’s no way you actually believe in Thor or whatever and you didn’t get it culturally from your parents. Your family tree is a long line of Lutherans and grass eaters, you’re not a viking.
December 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
been on a veggie pot pie kick lately and hoo boy did i botch this one lmao
December 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
lmao huh? i actually don’t get it, this seems antithetical to Disney’s stranglehold on copyright law
Disney and OpenAI sign a deal to bring 200+ Disney characters to Sora

Disney makes $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will become a "major" OpenAI customer

openai.com/index/disney...
December 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
fat fucking slobs needing to shovel full fucking fast casual meals into their gaping maws before squeezing into a plane disgust me. you are demons put on this earth specifically to torment me.
December 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
we love to spend more time on the tarmac than we do in the air, it’s our favorite thing to do.
still trying to nail down whether i truly have a fear of flying, if it’s general travel anxiety, or if it’s a unique flavor of claustrophobia that planes trigger. either way I’m about to have a bad time, see you on the other side
December 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
still trying to nail down whether i truly have a fear of flying, if it’s general travel anxiety, or if it’s a unique flavor of claustrophobia that planes trigger. either way I’m about to have a bad time, see you on the other side
December 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
absolute wild old couple next to me in the airport. dude is humming Christmas carols at a volume i wouldn’t have imagined possible, and the lady just finished housing the largest plate of loaded nachos and a fanta. she just got up to do calisthenic stretches
December 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
every day, despite my best efforts, i seem to become more and more like my parents lmao
December 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
no no, so you see the killings are *extra* judicial, that means they’re *more* legal than the normal kind
December 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM