Feral Garbage Raccoon
@kabibble.bsky.social
Located in the Alley by the Denny’s Dumpster. Office hours 1am to Daylight.
Catch these hands for the next 4 years 🦝🥊✨
Catch these hands for the next 4 years 🦝🥊✨
Pinned
“Network is unstable”
Bitch, same.
Bitch, same.
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
Them: only our religion is correct and others damn you to hell!!
Me: ok but can I talk to you about the allegorical representation of Jesus as a lion and his conversation with an enemy soldier that was 8 words out of 7 books that I’ve founded my entire religious identity around
Them: uh
Me: ok but can I talk to you about the allegorical representation of Jesus as a lion and his conversation with an enemy soldier that was 8 words out of 7 books that I’ve founded my entire religious identity around
Them: uh
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Them: only our religion is correct and others damn you to hell!!
Me: ok but can I talk to you about the allegorical representation of Jesus as a lion and his conversation with an enemy soldier that was 8 words out of 7 books that I’ve founded my entire religious identity around
Them: uh
Me: ok but can I talk to you about the allegorical representation of Jesus as a lion and his conversation with an enemy soldier that was 8 words out of 7 books that I’ve founded my entire religious identity around
Them: uh
When the pain points you brought up in testing that “weren’t important” are all
Anybody is talking about on day one of system rollout
Anybody is talking about on day one of system rollout
December 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
When the pain points you brought up in testing that “weren’t important” are all
Anybody is talking about on day one of system rollout
Anybody is talking about on day one of system rollout
Told my parents to warn their boomer friends that if they spout their categorically wrong and ignorant opinions in my vicinity I’ll make them fucking cry.
Make racists afraid again 2k25
Make racists afraid again 2k25
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Told my parents to warn their boomer friends that if they spout their categorically wrong and ignorant opinions in my vicinity I’ll make them fucking cry.
Make racists afraid again 2k25
Make racists afraid again 2k25
Call me biodegradable because I break down easily.
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Call me biodegradable because I break down easily.
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Once again begging for spare seratonin by sticking my fingers into the cat adoption cages at Petco.
November 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Once again begging for spare seratonin by sticking my fingers into the cat adoption cages at Petco.
Me: what is that infernal jingling
Also me, forgetting I have a purse charm with a bell: what is J I N G L I N G
Also me, forgetting I have a purse charm with a bell: what is J I N G L I N G
November 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Me: what is that infernal jingling
Also me, forgetting I have a purse charm with a bell: what is J I N G L I N G
Also me, forgetting I have a purse charm with a bell: what is J I N G L I N G
“Why do you have 3 planners”
God forbid a woman have adhd susan
God forbid a woman have adhd susan
November 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
“Why do you have 3 planners”
God forbid a woman have adhd susan
God forbid a woman have adhd susan
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This is brilliant
November 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This is brilliant
When I see the little feetsie prints of toe beans on my windshield in the morning.
A cat! 🐾
A cat! 🐾
November 1, 2025 at 1:14 PM
When I see the little feetsie prints of toe beans on my windshield in the morning.
A cat! 🐾
A cat! 🐾
something Has Happened to this bread.
I am blaming the recipe as it was a bit light on liquids.
Whelp. Least it smells nice.
#baking #breadmaker
I am blaming the recipe as it was a bit light on liquids.
Whelp. Least it smells nice.
#baking #breadmaker
October 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
something Has Happened to this bread.
I am blaming the recipe as it was a bit light on liquids.
Whelp. Least it smells nice.
#baking #breadmaker
I am blaming the recipe as it was a bit light on liquids.
Whelp. Least it smells nice.
#baking #breadmaker
I know DST is soon because my Roomba just bitched at me it was too dark to do its 6:45am vacuum job.
October 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I know DST is soon because my Roomba just bitched at me it was too dark to do its 6:45am vacuum job.
Trying to get back into a sci fi book from my childhood but but was written in the 70s. There are un’necessary a’postro’phes e’verywhere
October 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Trying to get back into a sci fi book from my childhood but but was written in the 70s. There are un’necessary a’postro’phes e’verywhere
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Updating my LEGO White House
Reminder for upcoming unprecedented times: if you see somebody stealing food…
No, you fucking didn’t. 🫵🏻
This has been a PSA from your local garbage bandit.
No, you fucking didn’t. 🫵🏻
This has been a PSA from your local garbage bandit.
October 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Reminder for upcoming unprecedented times: if you see somebody stealing food…
No, you fucking didn’t. 🫵🏻
This has been a PSA from your local garbage bandit.
No, you fucking didn’t. 🫵🏻
This has been a PSA from your local garbage bandit.
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Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped
October 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped
Running on 4 hours of sleep and a chai latte, staring at the hat pins in Michael’s wondering where I lost control of my life
Also I think I’ve figured out how to attach a loop to my quilted ornaments so that’s good I guess #michaels#craftiverse
Also I think I’ve figured out how to attach a loop to my quilted ornaments so that’s good I guess #michaels#craftiverse
October 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Running on 4 hours of sleep and a chai latte, staring at the hat pins in Michael’s wondering where I lost control of my life
Also I think I’ve figured out how to attach a loop to my quilted ornaments so that’s good I guess #michaels#craftiverse
Also I think I’ve figured out how to attach a loop to my quilted ornaments so that’s good I guess #michaels#craftiverse
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
Some people go out on Friday night.
I stay inside, eat half a pizza, then watch deep dive videos into cryptid sightings.
Happy October guys
I stay inside, eat half a pizza, then watch deep dive videos into cryptid sightings.
Happy October guys
October 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Some people go out on Friday night.
I stay inside, eat half a pizza, then watch deep dive videos into cryptid sightings.
Happy October guys
I stay inside, eat half a pizza, then watch deep dive videos into cryptid sightings.
Happy October guys
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Be the Mothman you wish to see in the world
October 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Be the Mothman you wish to see in the world
Me, to the Eldritch Horror character in most haunted house books.
October 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Me, to the Eldritch Horror character in most haunted house books.
October 1, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Suddenly getting lots of healing items at once in a survival horror game be like:
September 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Suddenly getting lots of healing items at once in a survival horror game be like: