ICE is not only chasing down every random brown person in Chicago, they have a cameraman following them to film this for social media. Cruelty and inhumanity as content.

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”

Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943

“Free DC!” chat at the 51-minute mark at tonight’s @washingtonspirit.com - @racingloufc.com NWSL game.

#NWSL #WoSo #ThatsTheSpirit

Me three months ago:

guy who sells those roller hot dog machines to 7-11 announces that the top skill our students must be mastering is "eating hot dogs"

People in wheelchairs are getting arrested right now in the Russell Senate Office Building in DC. They showed up to tell Congress not to cut their Medicaid, because they cant afford health care without it. If you look closely you can see the zip ties on their hands. #WeWontGetOverLosingMedicaid

Counter-proposal:

• Just give it to me

Calvinball is transparent about its lack of rules. Everyone (Calvin, Hobbes, sometimes Roslyn and Susie) knows that things are made up as they go.

What’s maddening about what SCOTUS does is that it never acknowledges that this is what it’s doing. It says there are rules and does not follow them!

I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal

Dear friend,

Mr. Trump's coronation last week was a disgrace. As I bowed in protest, I thought to myself "What has become of our nation"

Now it's all up to us. Can you spare $5, $10, or even $20 so I can attend the royal feast to continue the fight?

i finally got to the part in this book about the french revolution where they cut off the king's head. pretty crazy story! i wonder why there's 300 pages left

Ah, the millennial experience of “every time you get some measure of financial and career stability, the world decides to do something extraordinarily stupid again”

Well hopefully retailers just agree to take 10% less money without passing any of the loss on 👍

Americans will go on vacation to a place that isn’t a car sewer, walk and take public transit for 8-12 hrs. a day, notice a change in their health, and attribute it to “they must not have the Illuminati chemicals here”

I never, ever want google to show me searches I did in the past. The person who searched for those things is dead.

So here's what's cool about my job:

Yesterday morning I said, "We really ought to have TWIN PEAKS available." So then a bunch of people scrambled, worked really hard, and now you can watch every episode of David Lynch & Mark Frost's original series for free on Pluto TV: pluto.tv/us/on-demand...