Just Jasmyn
justjasmyn.bsky.social
Just Jasmyn
@justjasmyn.bsky.social
The unfiltered chronicles of a West Coast Queen 👑 -bskyroast

Seattle born, Oakland bred. What it do?
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My name is my name. I’m from Oakland, CA. I’m an Aquarius. I have a strange sense of humor, I laugh/make jokes at inappropriate times. I like being black. I like minding my business. I have a modicum of knowledge for a lot of random things. I have a ✨sparkling personality✨ Talk to me. I talk back.
I sho miss that OT. 🥹
Lmfao I’m cracking up at everyone being like how? Why? My niggas in Christ, look tf around?! I like nice shit and nice shit costs 😭
November 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
If you from Oakland. If you went to Skyline. If you went to Laney. Maybe even if you aren’t/didnt. You know this man was a legend. In the lives of many.

Rest in eternal peace, Coach Beam.
Breaking News: John Beam, a football coach who was profiled in the Netflix series “Last Chance U,” died on Friday from gunshot wounds, one day after being targeted in an attack at Laney College in Oakland, California, the authorities said.
John Beam, Football Coach Who Was Focus of Netflix’s ‘Last Chance U,’ Dies After Being Shot
An arrest was made in the shooting of the coaching fixture John Beam, who died from his injuries in the shooting at Laney College in Oakland, Calif., where he was athletic director.
nyti.ms
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Heavy agree.
November 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The way I made the most delicious *perfect* gumbo exactly once in my life. 😂
Every time I post cooking pics I say "I gotta run that back one day" and proceed to never cook it again 😭
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
2nd one here. 3rd one there. You wouldn’t know. But you would know. But nobody would know, know.
If you win the lottery are you moving or just getting a second home?
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
profile pic ✨💕.. let’s see y’all’s
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
There’s a lot of things that once entering the threshold of a black household all physics, chemistry, etc do not apply. 😂
Yes but not in Black households 🤣
Did yall know rubbing alcohol expired, tf?
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles 🤷🏽‍♀️
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
If YOU don’t believe I’ve been redeemed!
Naw, the angels done signed my name
this is where they seat you at conference dinner tables in Hell
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
She don’t care until he cussin her out and calling her by her first name and then she asking where did I go wrong?
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
We most certainly should not.
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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You a lie and the truth ain’t in you.
November 11, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I like this as a policy/precedent change. Going forward, I will use this as my gauge for being in the house. Thank you for adhering to my new set standard procedures.
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
November 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Honestly a good reliable Toyota is a stunt. Good gas mileage? No worries? Won’t ever be caught out on the side of the road, with BASIC maintenance? A smart King.
That man got 4 Championship rings and one of the finest women in America, and y'all want him to stunt on niggas with...A CAR?!?!?!?!

Y'all wild AF.
Yall mad at KLAY THOMPSON for driving a Toyota. KLAY THOMPSON. WITH CAREER EARNINGS OF $300 MILLION. As he is literally getting on a private jet.

Your brains are mush. Please don’t @ me.
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I think it honestly depends on the sandwich/ingredients. Soft (pb&j, egg salad, etc) A diagonal. A soft ingredient can handle that acute edge

Cobb, meats and veggies mix, etc, straight.

It’s science. Its math. It’s about structure and load bearing. You need those right angles at the bottom.
Alright, y’all, serious question:

Triangular-cut sandwich?
-or-
Square-cut sandwich?
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
If you had to make Thanksgiving ONLY with the food/ingredients you have on hand, right now, TODAY, what would you be having for Thanksgiving?
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I’d also argue that there is a 3rd option which is beans n’ rice which is different from rice & beans and different from rice & peas.
i’m caribbean bare with me…

rice & beans or rice & peas. (there IS a difference)
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It’s been hella lil tiny earthquakes/aftershocks whatever you wanna call them today. I have felt AT LEAST 3. But there’s been more. Most people won’t/wouldn’t have noticed. But I been chillin in bed all morning
November 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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@staceyabrams.com said wait a minute... don't get it twisted Black Men & Women stand together.

((In my Southern ATL voice)) forget what you heard, ya dig.. look at the facts.
#BlackSky #WeAllWeGot #CommunityPlants
November 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Well now I want to boycott because of THIS. WTF. Leave me alone. I’ll tell you if I need help. Sometimes I go to stores and don’t want anyone talking to me. I get my shit and go to self-checkout.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
That is kidnapping. That agent needs to be charged. Ignorance of the law excuses no man.
LA: “They took a US citizen father out and left a toddler in the backseat. Two heavily armed border patrol agents got in that car and drove the child and the vehicle away.”

What are we doing?
November 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
And y’all who still go there BET NOT CROSS THAT LINE if they do!
BREAKING: After months of stonewalling by Starbucks, unionized baristas just voted 92% to authorize a ULP strike unless Starbucks finalizes fair contracts & stops union busting.

If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.
Starbucks unionized workers say they'll strike on Nov. 13 if coffee giant doesn't finalize contract
Union members say they are ready to strike on the chain's Red Cup Day if Starbucks doesn't finalize a contract with their union by then.
www.cbsnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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MASHALLAH HABIBIS IM READY MAMDANI
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Yep. Once it starts getting dark before I even make it home from work, it’s a wrap
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM